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Southern Wolf

Southern Wolf

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Since most of us are animals lovers as well as reptile lovers... I had a thought hit me (as scary as that may be).

How would you describe yourself in a relationship.


Like a pair of love birds (always snuggling up to your mate)
Like a pair of prairie dogs (snuggling when the mood hits but also likes your space)
Like a pair of grizzly bears (only snuggling when its time to get the job done)
Like a pair of ?? (please explain)

Like a pair of monkeys (just gettin it on cause it feels good)
Like a pair of dolphins (that like to play around from time to time)
Like a pair of snakes (only getting it done to repopulate the species)
Like a pair of ?? (please explain)

Like a pair of Bald eagles (finds a mate and sticks with them)
Like a pair of doves (that find a mate for a season and that’s it)
Like a puppy dog (will hump anything that moves... including your leg)
Like a pair of ?? (please explain)

And because I do enjoy making folks laugh.... Ladies... you have haven’t had your leg humped in a while. WOOOF WOOOF .... call me.

Now If I got a chuckle out of you... my job is done... if not... then I need to work harder next time.

So where do you guys and gals fall?
 
Haha, I don't think I'd use the prairie dog example, they're cannibals! It's like saying you're getting in on like a pair of spiders or mantids. The females always win!

Waitaminute, that doesn't sound that bad, actually. :dgrin:
 
Now that we are trying to start a family, unfortunately at the same time as I am having a lot of fatigue, pain and dizziness, I would say SNAKES. Git er done!
 
Can we pick more than one?

1. Like a pair of Bald eagles (finds a mate and sticks with them) then... with that mate:

Like a pair of monkeys (just gettin it on cause it feels good)
Like a pair of dolphins (that like to play around from time to time)

LOL
 
Pick as many as you want.

Primariy focus of this thread is to get folks talking... and having fun. That's why I also put "Other.. please explain"
 
Disclaimer: All of the above but totally respecting the value of monogomy and trust in a relationship.

(Note to self: Bone up on reading/comprehension skills)
 
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