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Ritchie could be dad. INQUIRY

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I say later because I gotsta go to the hospital ...I could be a daddy
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Sounds like the super slueth is going to be a proud papa.  Anyone know any details yet.

Congrats Man and I hope all comes out healthy.
 
he he
I was gonna be...
but they tried hard to stop it....
and they succeeded to.
they want to wait a couple more weeks

little me running around....yikes.

you know this is gonna get deleted right? he he
thanks for the congrats anyway
 
Feel kind of weird having a human baby, Ritchie? I just hope you don't say your waiting for the mother to "drop"!!!  <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>   <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>

*LOL*  <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>
 
hey don't make fun...

but I have a room called the nursery.  It is my babies room.

Guess what else I keep in that room?

you guessed it....All the new baby boas are in that room.
So far everything in that room was born in June.

Don't worry people...I will take the snake out once my baby is in there
 
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">you know this is gonna get deleted right?</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

Yeh, I know.  At the very least it will moved to the general discussion section.

But psuedo-congrats anyway.
 
Hey Ritchie....Congrats, man! Yeah, I know...you didn't think I cared, huh?? No kidding...I'm happy for you!! Do they know who the mother is?? lmao j/k dude... Do you already know it's going to be another mini-ritchie?? My congrats to mom, too!! ....Neil
 
thanks.....
well they are suspecting it is another minnie Ritchie.

Sheesh another one of me running around like me.
Eating too much like me
pooping like me.

welp if it poops like me....the wife is gonna do the honors of changing ALL the diapers.....  because my sh_t really stinks...(double meaning intended....he hehehe)
 
Just be sure to "handle" the mother constantly. So as to insure that you have "tame" offspring!!!  <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>   <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>

Just kiddin', Ritchie. I couldn't resist!!!  <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>
 
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I have been "handling" the mom quite a lot</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

Me too, but only when you arent home. <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'> LOL

Where is it you live again?  <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>
 
Well since this is gonna get deleted anyway.....
I think I will have a little fun

here is a song I just wrote

Sang to the tune of slim shady's song

Guess whos back
back again
Jesse's back
tell a friend
guess who's back, guess who's back,  guess who's back.
 
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">But yes..I have been "handling" the mom quite a lot.....</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

I understand your excitement. Just keep the details to yourself.  <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Me too, but only when you arent home.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

Tim!! You hound!!   <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>   <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>
 
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">here is a song I just wrote</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

Sorry to tell you, brother........


......But your song sucks!!! Don't quit your day job!!!

<img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'> *LOL* <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>
 
who knew that a fraud busting cyborg could father children?  <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>  hehe, just messin with ya ritchie!  congrats man, i know you're excited!
 
Congrats Dude!! <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>
 
Congrats Ritchie.. This is going to change your life!  Well I should actually say from experience, you no longer will have a life for the next 18 or so years <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

Stephen Emerick

P.S. Have her wait until the 29th of June, heard that's a good day to be born <G>
 
well congrats again ritchie    

not till  july 30th huh?<img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'>?

lmao  lil one   just like u ritchie eager to come out  and be the first to  come here  lol

LEAST RITCHIE DIDNT INFORM EVERYONE HIS WIFE WAS GRAVID !!!!!!!!!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CONGRATS AGAIN RITCHIE    I KNOW YOUR PAIN   I HAVE 3 MYSELF

LOL

HAVE FUN THEY ARE DEFFINITLY WORTH  IT  !!!!!!

SHAWN
 
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">CONGRATS AGAIN RITCHIE    I KNOW YOUR PAIN   I HAVE 3 MYSELF
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Ditto on the CONGRADS !

Umm ya think 3 is a PITA.. I got 7 here lol  <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>  BUT they actually aren't that much a PITA at all ..usually...
 
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