The funny thing is, Cliffy, I stand to collect a reward if you do follow through on it. Thing is, I could care less about you getting passed around like currency in jail. Rather, it's the animal that's going to suffer as a result of your ineptitude that I give a damn about. And suffer it will, because you lack the maturity, intelligence, and experience to care for a crocodilian. You'll either kill it or release it and let it be someone else's problem.
I suppose the good thing that's going to come about from this is that you'll be done with reptiles for a few years. I don't expect that you'll do much time in prison, but wildlife violations carry with them a prohibition on obtaining other licenses. For instance, I'm willing to bet that, as of right now, you lack licensure for the reptiles that you do own.
You see, spoiled little posers are a dime a dozen. Your kind comes and goes. You come in, do something illegal, and are just too stupid to keep your mouth shut about it. There's an old adage in law enforcement to the effect of, "We only catch the dumb ones." You, CJ, are going to very easily be caught. In the end, however, you'll just do a bit of time in jail, pay a fine, and be prohibited from owning animals for a few years. The rest of the herpers in FL have to live with the consequences of your lack of integrity.
