Matt Haines
Reacts on instinct...
To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your
54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you
as a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I hope that you
will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening
with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be
perturbed - I shall be back home before midnight."
When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like to
take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At
the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I
will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach, who, like
your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and
with your excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are
in the same situation, although with one small difference: 18 goes into
54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore, I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow.

