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For Sale Texas-Bound March 2nd!! Incl. eastern Oregon!! Second clockwise itinerary!!

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***UPDATE: NO COPILOT!!!! So, please bear with me as I incorporate sleep and do the best that I can! I can still grab someone, so, hit me up if You feel like touring the country, meeting people and possibly seeing collections (if cordially invited to do so).

And yes, I had perhaps foolishly, “hastily” accepted an Idaho delivery which is waaay out there, and which will significantly push back my last three (3) Deliveries (MI; PA x 2), but I was pressed for an answer by Friday’s end, and I really thought I had a copilot. Oh well. I suppose it will be good to establish new clientele/territory, as I may still want to go national one day (definitely going to need a dependable copilot by then), not to mention new states/sights I've never seen! So; for anyone and everyone else out that way who may be in the market for something, make it worth my while!


Greetings Everyone,

For those who were a part of any or all of the first eight (8) itineraries, or at least followed the corresponding ads:

November 3: http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/showthread.php?t=741990
November 17: http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/showthread.php?t=743530
November 30: http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/showthread.php?t=745171
December 15: http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/showthread.php?t=746372
December 29: http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/showthread.php?t=747466
January 11: http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/showthread.php?t=748657
January 28: http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2244808#post2244808
February 8: http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/showthread.php?t=750893

...I am returning to The Lone Star State on March 2nd (actual arrival = 3/3, very late). For those who are unaware of what all of this pertains to, please read my original ‘(VENOMOUS) ANIMAL DELIVERY SERVICE’ ad posted on September 4: http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2222383#post2222383, and read all of the positive feedback on the first of the aforementioned links (11/3).

I will detail how the process works which is quite simple honestly, but preferably over a phone call as I don’t have much time to type these days. In the meantime, please check out the previous ‘Texas-Bound’ ads for an idea of how these itineraries work, the smooth flow n’ logical order of Pickups and Deliveries, that is, and infer what You can.

As of March 1, I have nine (9) Pickups/Deliveries lined up so far. See photos 2-4, and a Reply with two (2) more photos, for Google Maps screen captures of the current itinerary, and the corresponding list here (id est, more Pickups/Deliveries will likely be added which, logically, will alter the itinerary, but which all Sellers and Customers will be apprised of renewed ETAs):

Thursday, 2/11:
*Pickup in McDonough, GA (native venomous; not depicted)
Saturday, 2/27:
*Pickup x 2, at the Hamburg Reptile Show (not depicted)
Tuesday, 3/2:
Mont Alto: Pickup
Upper Darby: Pickup
Chesapeake: Delivery (from Hamburg Pickup)
Garner: Delivery (from Upper Darby Pickup)
Thursday, 3/4:
Splendora: Pickup
Cleveland: Pickup
Willis: Delivery (from 2/11 GA Pickup)
Keller: Delivery (from Hamburg Pickup)
Lubbock: Pickup
Odessa: Pickup
El Paso: Delivery (from Mont Alto Pickup)
Saturday, 3/6:
Adrian, OR (not Caldwell, ID): Delivery (from Cleveland Pickup)
Monday, 3/8:
Vicksburg: Delivery (from Lubbock Pickup)
Confluence: Delivery (from Odessa Pickup)
Upper Darby: Delivery (from Splendora Pickup)
Home

Nota Bene: This has been calculated with me doing this itinerary Solo, as I don't have a guaranteed copilot locked in. I have added one (1) hour to most Stops, two (2) hours from each: VA to TX, TX to ID, and ID to PA, plus six (6) hours per day for sleep. A copilot would significantly reduce ETAs, finishing the itinerary more than 24 hours early.

Please share these ads like wildfire! The more shipments the merrier! And as far as payment options ($125 [minor surcharges for multiple Pickups, and for Pickups and/or Deliveries out of our range - be looking for a new colour-coded ‘territory map’ soon]), it is preferable for the Customer (Recipient) to pay me directly, but a few Sellers have preferred to pay me instead, and that’s fine. Payment will be due upon securing the shipment from the Seller, whether from the Customer (preferable) or the Seller. My payment option details are:

Zelle: [email protected]
Cash App: $Burzum9
Venmo: Burzum999
PayPal: PayPal.Me/Burzum999/125 (main site), or send to [email protected] (app, mobile site)
Square: Over the phone unless You trust credit card details or photos via email or text which I would immediately delete, but this is NOT recommended

I thank You in advance for Your (continuing) patronage, especially in the wake of Delta’s dreadful return on Veteran’s Day (11/11)! ...in which, word has it, they have failed several times already! (...no surprise...) I offer so many benefits to my service, including but not limited to: Daily inspections with videos of each animal sent as proof (Customers love this!); live arrival guarantee (ask for terms or details); no special crating nor IATA labels; hand-delivery to Your home, work or public place of Your choice; flexibility and versatility including able to change course last minute (e.g. from home to work); direct communication (and timely responses) with the carrier of Your precious gems; et cetera.

Give Obscure Gems Reptiles’ Animal Transport Service a shot, You will NOT be disappointed!! :)

Sincerely,

Timothy Gould
Obscure Gems Reptiles
[email protected]
Cell: (413) 427-4832
 

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