• Responding to email notices you receive.
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    In short, DON'T! Email notices are to ONLY alert you of a reply to your private message or your ad on this site. Replying to the email just wastes your time as it goes NOWHERE, and probably pisses off the person you thought you replied to when they think you just ignored them. So instead of complaining to me about your messages not being replied to from this site via email, please READ that email notice that plainly states what you need to do in order to reply to who you are trying to converse with.

  • IMPORTANT! PLEASE READ!! About the Google Adsense ads being displayed

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    Posted 08/15/2025
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    Yeah, I know. They are a pain in the butt. But they pay the bills to keep my server running. Just a fact of life, I am afraid.

    Want to get rid of them? Simple. Just become a Contributor level member or above and they will be gone. -> Please click HERE."

    Is that too much for me to ask of you to keep this site running? Well, sorry about that. I too wish I could get everything for free. But alas.....

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    Addendum: 01/10/2026
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    Google Adsense ad revenue for December, 2025 was just $30 over the cost of the lease for the server running this site. So, in effect, the money providing the incentive for me to continue running this site is coming SOLELY from the paid memberships and sponsorships here. Which honestly ain't much....

That would be up the butt Bob.

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>A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:
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>1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
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>2. "Find Amelia Erhart yet?"
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>3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
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>4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
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>5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
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>6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
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>7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
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>8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."
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>9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
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>10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
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>11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
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>12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
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>13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"
 
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