codie
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The queen of England is touring a hospital. As she goes from ward to ward, she happens to go by one room. She peeks in and inside is a man furiously masturbating. Completely shocked, she calls over the doctor accompanying her on the tour. "This is disgusting! Do you allow this sort of behavior here?" But the doctor reassures her. "This man has a horrible disease. If he doesn't do that constantly the pressure in his testicles will continue to increase until they explode." Sometime later in the tour, the queen looks in another room In there is a nurse giving a very enthusiastic blowjob to a patient. She calls the doctors over again. "And what explanation do you have for THIS?" she demands. The doctor replies "Same disease-Better HMO"