Tom Crutchfield - dba Herps Ltd

[John Apple]

You guys ought to drop the whole violence bit. Who cares how big you are or if you can kick each other's butts?

I see a lot of bickering and fighting in here - and constantly. Funny that I have never seen any fights at any reptile shows.

Bunch of pansies.

No no violence here Petey...after all we are pansies

 

[critical bill]

Hey Jolles, Just to fill you and everybody in: Critical Bill is a farmer who sits at his computer all day and makes fun of people. He made fun of Tom Crutchfield, then Tom tried calling Critical Bill a bunch of times, but Critical Bill was too chicken to pick up the phone. Chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken!

Well isn't your public service announcement so nice. And here I thought your specialty was simply filling into Toms empty anal cavity. Someone takes issue with Tommy's service and out you plop the good old butt monkey you are. I could almost visualize you covered in crap rolling about the floor and climbing the walls begging for a banana.

And for the record you crooked-eyed anal dwelling butt monkey...

Tom didn't try to call me. He actually did call me. Once. And I was right by the phone that I didn't pick up as he left his message, in which I might add, I could only visualize the veins popping from the sides of his neck as he screamed all his words. Now I'm sure that you could visualize a different popping vein elsewhere on his body but thats as far I got. He just doesn't rank in people I would ever waste my good time talking to by phone or in person.

Now you go be a good thing and jump back into his butt before he notices your missing.

 

[East_Coast]

Let the games begin...

Well isn't your public service announcement so nice. And here I thought your specialty was simply filling into Toms empty anal cavity. Someone takes issue with Tommy's service and out you plop the good old butt monkey you are. I could almost visualize you covered in crap rolling about the floor and climbing the walls begging for a banana.

And for the record you crooked-eyed anal dwelling butt monkey...

Tom didn't try to call me. He actually did call me. Once. And I was right by the phone that I didn't pick up as he left his message, in which I might add, I could only visualize the veins popping from the sides of his neck as he screamed all his words. Now I'm sure that you could visualize a different popping vein elsewhere on his body but thats as far I got. He just doesn't rank in people I would ever waste my good time talking to by phone or in person.

Now you go be a good thing and jump back into his butt before he notices your missing.

Critical Bill --- do we really need the profanity and spite? Life is short man... If you have a beef with T.C. why not just take it up with him directly? Is it because you don't have the guts to --- but it is easy to spew your hatred here in this forum? Seems to be a trend on this site.

Again - you BUNCH OF PANSIES.

 

[Wilomn]

Hey jolly, am I a pansy too?

I KNOW brucie is a buttmonkey. I KNOW he's got a serious crush on tommy.

I've known tommy, both in person and by phone for almost 20 years. I don't like what he did, I am certain that he did what he did knowing it was not only wrong but that he would eventually get caught but that he was a big enough name, or had promises from big enough names, that he would not get into serious trouble.

I know John Apple. I know he's one of the most honest guys on this site.

I know you, jolly, are a less than admirable turdburgler who loves to stir up trouble.

Perhaps you and that fat worthless buttloving slimebag brucie stephensen should just get a room and leave us "pansies" alone.

You're a tool jolly, just like brucie, a stupid misguided tool. Not a nice clean one either, more akin to one used in a colonoscopy which just happens to be one of brucies favorite games. How often do you guys play that one?

 

[critical bill]

Critical Bill --- do we really need the profanity and spite? Life is short man... If you have a beef with T.C. why not just take it up with him directly? Is it because you don't have the guts to --- but it is easy to spew your hatred here in this forum? Seems to be a trend on this site.

Again - you BUNCH OF PANSIES.

Petey...I'd hand you your ass if it wasnt so sore from spanking that cock-eyed mongrel about like I had to in the last few minutes. Please do yourself a huge favor and take a hike while the goings good. Be a good boy and take Tommy's Dingle Berry and his Butt Monkey with ya. K?

 

[East_Coast]

The sun sets...

Hey jolly, am I a pansy too?

I KNOW brucie is a buttmonkey. I KNOW he's got a serious crush on tommy.

I've known tommy, both in person and by phone for almost 20 years. I don't like what he did, I am certain that he did what he did knowing it was not only wrong but that he would eventually get caught but that he was a big enough name, or had promises from big enough names, that he would not get into serious trouble.

I know John Apple. I know he's one of the most honest guys on this site.

I know you, jolly, are a less than admirable turdburgler who loves to stir up trouble.

Perhaps you and that fat worthless buttloving slimebag brucie stephensen should just get a room and leave us "pansies" alone.

You're a tool jolly, just like brucie, a stupid misguided tool. Not a nice clean one either, more akin to one used in a colonoscopy which just happens to be one of brucies favorite games. How often do you guys play that one?

... and here they come out of their holes. I knew you'd be here soon Wes - like a white-tip attracted to a sinking ocean liner.

You are so predictable and boring.



- Peter Jolles

 

[Wilomn]

... and here they come out of their holes. I knew you'd be here soon Wes - like a white-tip attracted to a sinking ocean liner.

You are so predictable and boring.



- Peter Jolles

A truly stunning comeback. Intelligent, well thought out from stem to stern, biting in it's way, and leaving me gutted, wounded, dying, absodamnlutely LAUGHING MYSELF SILLY at your pathetic attempt at a comeback.

Talk about bringing a popgun to the target range, man you are truly the bottom of the barrel.

You don't even rate a flower, fertilizer is as good as you can manage and even then I bet all you're good for growing is weeds.

Go home jolly. You're an idiot and your continual proof of it is getting old. Take brucie with you too, if you can pry him off tommy, that is.

 

[thomas davis]

ROFLMAO

A truly stunning comeback. Intelligent, well thought out from stem to stern, biting in it's way, and leaving me gutted, wounded, dying, absodamnlutely LAUGHING MYSELF SILLY at your pathetic attempt at a comeback.

Talk about bringing a popgun to the target range, man you are truly the bottom of the barrel.

You don't even rate a flower, fertilizer is as good as you can manage and even then I bet all you're good for growing is weeds.

Go home jolly. You're an idiot and your continual proof of it is getting old. Take brucie with you too, if you can pry him off tommy, that is.

now i dont care who ya are thats funny!!! and very true!!! jolles is fertilizer very well put wes ,,,,,,thomas davis

 

[East_Coast]

Huh?

A truly stunning comeback. Intelligent, well thought out from stem to stern, biting in it's way, and leaving me gutted, wounded, dying, absodamnlutely LAUGHING MYSELF SILLY at your pathetic attempt at a comeback.

Talk about bringing a popgun to the target range, man you are truly the bottom of the barrel.

You don't even rate a flower, fertilizer is as good as you can manage and even then I bet all you're good for growing is weeds.

Go home jolly. You're an idiot and your continual proof of it is getting old. Take brucie with you too, if you can pry him off tommy, that is.

Wes, I did not know that we were in a verbal joust that's only purpose is to verbally joust. What is your deal man? Who made you the sheriff of the BOI?

Do you even keep any reptiles as pets or study subjects?

I bet that you are a part of other internet forums in other interest areas and are just as argumentative. I saw your "brief expose" - penned by you and in the General BS Forum:Where do you get the ego to write something that long about yourself and to explain your motivations regarding your actions in here?

Guess what - NOBODY CARES.

- Peter Jolles

 

[critical bill]

That you have the ability to recognize you're a sinker in this one and not a floater, that you probably have been both at sometime or another but made a clear choice right here and now, is whats most important. Its about the first honest thing you've written and about yourself to date so far.

Good for you kiddo!

... and here they come out of their holes. I knew you'd be here soon Wes - like a white-tip attracted to a sinking ocean liner.

You are so predictable and boring.



- Peter Jolles

 

[John Apple]

Wes, I did not know that we were in a verbal joust that's only purpose is to verbally joust. What is your deal man? Who made you the sheriff of the BOI?

Do you even keep any reptiles as pets or study subjects?

I bet that you are a part of other internet forums in other interest areas and are just as argumentative. I saw your "brief expose" - penned by you and in the General BS Forum:Where do you get the ego to write something that long about yourself and to explain your motivations regarding your actions in here?

Guess what - NOBODY CARES.

- Peter Jolles

HEY fertilizer guy Pete, ya had some good transactions with Tommy...mine were less than favorable as a manner of fact they sucked.
TRUTH be told...and sometimes the truth hurts.
so the wannabe biker Apple said.
Hmmm I think I'll go shave my legs now

 

[East_Coast]

Thomas?

now i dont care who ya are thats funny!!! and very true!!! jolles is fertilizer very well put wes ,,,,,,thomas davis

I would like to stay civil with you Thomas but something funny just struck me - You are so dumb that you aren't even a white-tip shark showing up at a sinking ocean liner - you are like a remora that would cling to the belly of the shark because you are too weak and unevolved to make your own kill.

 

[Wilomn]

HEY fertilizer guy Pete, ya had some good transactions with Tommy...mine were less than favorable as a manner of fact they sucked.
TRUTH be told...and sometimes the truth hurts.
so the wannabe biker Apple said.
Hmmm I think I'll go shave my legs now

Keep a wary eye out for brucie, and probably petie too, I know ol brucie likes a well turned ankle on a man and John, no doubt you've got some beauties.

 

[Wilomn]

I would like to stay civil with you Thomas but something funny just struck me - You are so dumb that you aren't even a white-tip shark showing up at a sinking ocean liner - you are like a remora that would cling to the belly of the shark because you are too weak and unevolved to make your own kill.

AHAhahahahHAHAHAHAHAhahahahAHAhahahAhahahaa

My GOSH petie, you are TRULY a fool.

Just so you know, not that it'll do you any good, but I feel sorry for you sometimes, the way you soooooo completley announce what an idiot you are.

Remoras came after sharks. They, the remoras, evolved into a niche (look it up, I'm not going to make it that easy) that was wide open and uninhabited.

Remoras are quite sucessful, excellent free swimmers, are fully capable of taking care of themselves when not attached to a food producing predator and are quite well adapted to their present place in the heirarchy of fish and those who work with them.

Remoras are MUCH smarter than you petie. They have figured out how to not only cruise the oceans for free but to be fed for almost nothing. They are scavengers, not like you though going after the weak and ill and preferring offal, but taking the bits of meat and leftover sharkbait that a sloppy shark drops as it eats. The same for the other predators they they "hang" with.

You, my dimwitted lackey, have attached yourself to a behemouth of great size, brucie is quite the fattie, and he is no doubt quite the sloppy eater leaving great piles of offal for you to feed on. Poor little remora wannabe. Too bloody stupid to realize you've got a manatee not a maneater, oh wait, that's my mistake, brucie has no doubt eaten many a man but I doubt you could exist solely on the spillage of THOSE feedings, so again I say, you're an idiot.

Not only that, but a crybaby. Have you pm'd any mods yet about the beating you're taking here, about how unfair it is that everyone is ganging up on you, saying bad things about you, TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU?

Have ya there, bigboy?

GO home loser.

 

[John Apple]

I would like to stay civil with you Thomas but something funny just struck me - You are so dumb that you aren't even a white-tip shark showing up at a sinking ocean liner - you are like a remora that would cling to the belly of the shark because you are too weak and unevolved to make your own kill.

cmon man are you stupid ...or did ya study Attacking Thomas shows everybody here that you and Tommy must've been cell mates...both sharing the top bunk

 

[critical bill]

Replying to Thread Tom Crutchfield - dba Herps Ltd @ 03:18 PM

Shhhhhhh. Lets give him a moment of silence. He's about to try another comeback.

 

[East_Coast]

Wow.

AHAhahahahHAHAHAHAHAhahahahAHAhahahAhahahaa

My GOSH petie, you are TRULY a fool.

Just so you know, not that it'll do you any good, but I feel sorry for you sometimes, the way you soooooo completley announce what an idiot you are.

Remoras came after sharks. They, the remoras, evolved into a niche (look it up, I'm not going to make it that easy) that was wide open and uninhabited.

Remoras are quite sucessful, excellent free swimmers, are fully capable of taking care of themselves when not attached to a food producing predator and are quite well adapted to their present place in the heirarchy of fish and those who work with them.

Remoras are MUCH smarter than you petie. They have figured out how to not only cruise the oceans for free but to be fed for almost nothing. They are scavengers, not like you though going after the weak and ill and preferring offal, but taking the bits of meat and leftover sharkbait that a sloppy shark drops as it eats. The same for the other predators they they "hang" with.

You, my dimwitted lackey, have attached yourself to a behemouth of great size, brucie is quite the fattie, and he is no doubt quite the sloppy eater leaving great piles of offal for you to feed on. Poor little remora wannabe. Too bloody stupid to realize you've got a manatee not a maneater, oh wait, that's my mistake, brucie has no doubt eaten many a man but I doubt you could exist solely on the spillage of THOSE feedings, so again I say, you're an idiot.

Not only that, but a crybaby. Have you pm'd any mods yet about the beating you're taking here, about how unfair it is that everyone is ganging up on you, saying bad things about you, TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU?

Have ya there, bigboy?

GO home loser.

Wes - Are you getting angry? Doing anything today besides cruising the BOI?

Maybe you are sitting by the seashore on your Harley writing a poem? Ah hahah hah hah.

 

[critical bill]

Wes - Are you getting angry? Doing anything today besides cruising the BOI?

Maybe you are sitting by the seashore on your Harley writing a poem? Ah hahah hah hah.

This is sad. Over a half hour for just this? And you have the nuts to call people pansies and dumb?

 

[Wilomn]

Wes - Are you getting angry? Doing anything today besides cruising the BOI?

Maybe you are sitting by the seashore on your Harley writing a poem? Ah hahah hah hah.

There once was a boy named petie
who had a fondness for the big and meatie

brucie stephensen was his target of choice
big as a mac truck with a teeny tiny little girls voice

rumpranging was thier favorite game
though dreaming of shaving men gave them shivers just the same

sharp as a sack of wet leather was our boy petie
want a best friend just call him sweetie

Vocabulary to rival any 9 year old
his statements when not nonsensical were quite bold

his standards were fine if you have no morals
his puffed out chest doubtless ended many hot and heavy quarrels

a bigmouthed boy lil petie has always been
no doubt clueless why those like me see him and grin

sad spinelacking nitwit
made up entirely of lies and shit

That's the best I could do off the top of my head petie. No harley or ocean for me today. Still though, I think I have you pretty well sussed out.

 

[East_Coast]

Wow, part deux.

There once was a boy named petie
who had a fondness for the big and meatie

brucie stephensen was his target of choice
big as a mac truck with a teeny tiny little girls voice

rumpranging was thier favorite game
though dreaming of shaving men gave them shivers just the same

sharp as a sack of wet leather was our boy petie
want a best friend just call him sweetie

Vocabulary to rival any 9 year old
his statements when not nonsensical were quite bold

his standards were fine if you have no morals
his puffed out chest doubtless ended many hot and heavy quarrels

a bigmouthed boy lil petie has always been
no doubt clueless why those like me see him and grin

sad spinelacking nitwit
made up entirely of lies and shit

That's the best I could do off the top of my head petie. No harley or ocean for me today. Still though, I think I have you pretty well sussed out.

Yeah man - you really showed me.