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joepythons said:
See this is why i felt you were involved.Sorta accepted huh?
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Joe, just leave it alone. Don't bring me into a fight that I have no involvement in. Let the one's burned by Chris handle the fight as it is going to take all of their involvement to get it done. I wish all of you good luck on this one!

Griz
 
For the record, Bob Woodard is not Robert England. I have dealt with Robert England. Well, unless Bob/Griz has one hell of a big yard. It would need to reach from Illinois to Texas. :rolleyes:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Also, I do not see where it should have been such a big secret about Chris's DL. I do not know/see how it could matter in this case if it would have been posted sooner. It's not like he could change the information.
 
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varnyard said:
For the record, Bob Woodard is not Robert England. I have dealt with Robert England. Well, unless Bob/Griz has one hell of a big yard. It would need to reach from Illinois to Texas. :rolleyes:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Also, I do not see where it should have been such a big secret about Chris's DL. I do not know/see how it could matter in this case if it would have been posted sooner. It's not like he could change the information.
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Bobby,the DL was not my info i have about Chris.This was just something that i came by yesterday(DL pic).
 
Good job digging that picture up! Now I'll have something else to look for at Hamburg. Wanted posters at the shows would be a great idea. Has anyone seriously tried to get any information out of chris' ex? You'd think if he was even half as big a douche in real life as he was online, he can't be leaving behind too many happy ex girlfriends.
 
Why block out the info on the DL? Is there any reason to be concerned about people getting too much info on Chris?

I really had no idea that he would look like such a little girl...he's got "prison bitch" written all over him. :rofl:
 
Dr Owens said:
Why block out the info on the DL? Is there any reason to be concerned about people getting too much info on Chris?
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Really. Though it's an address from 1997 so likely irrelevant.

Dr Owens said:
I really had no idea that he would look like such a little girl...he's got "prison bitch" written all over him. :rofl:
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Indeed he does. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
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Dr Owens said:
Why block out the info on the DL? Is there any reason to be concerned about people getting too much info on Chris?

I really had no idea that he would look like such a little girl...he's got "prison bitch" written all over him. :rofl:
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When i received the email with the DL i thought it was the wrong pic.I thought thats a woman in the pic :hehe: .I wonder if he will go to the highest bidder when he goes to prison :dgrin: .
 
Dr Owens said:
Why block out the info on the DL? Is there any reason to be concerned about people getting too much info on Chris?

I really had no idea that he would look like such a little girl...he's got "prison bitch" written all over him. :rofl:
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Chris, get ready to grab the pocket. Bubba is going to love you son!! You might want to see if you can smuggle some Vaseline in there, it might make life a little easier on ya. :wavey:

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I just felt it inappropriate but I did think that everyone should know what Chris looks like. Also, since the information on the DL is so old, it is irrelevant. The investigating officer knows where Chris is and that's all that really matters.
 
I wonder if he prefers jelly or syrup? I guess he'll be finding out! :rofl::rofl::rofl:



(A bit of an obscure reference...some of you will get it. If not, just ask. ;))


 
Dr Owens said:
I wonder if he prefers jelly or syrup? I guess he'll be finding out! :rofl::rofl::rofl:



(A bit of an obscure reference...some of you will get it. If not, just ask. ;))
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Your killing me Jay!! :rofl:

Poor little Chris!! :bawling: I'm not poking at you Chris :>poke2<: , You will get enough of that where your going!!

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varnyard said:
I'm not poking at you Chris :>poke2<: , You will get enough of that where your going!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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LMAO!!! I almost shot Diet Coke out my nose! :rofl:

Chris, if you're reading this...
Buck up little guy. I hear that the first time is the worst. It's supposed to get better after that. Of course, I guess that all depends on who you get for a cell mate... :rofl:
 
Well, forgive me for joining the fray on this one, but I have no love lost on Chris Johnson either. I think that most of us who followed his antics in the past, if asked to describe what we thought he probably looked like, would have said something in line with "one big pu$$y". Well, it appears that the shoe fit !
 
I think I would hang myself if this was the first guy I saw coming my way.
 

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That would make me sick Dan!!!!

Bobby I thought it should be -- we're not poking fun at you Chris ,, you'll get some real poking where your going though it may not be fun.

Like I said it reminds me of the Pat character from Saturday Night Live ya don't know if it's male or female. He's is a rather scary looking little dweeb et. Randy
 
critical bill said:
Ya know what really sucks? I have a pair of puma sneakers in my closet older than him and now I feel old.....real old. :bawling:
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First, I feel so sorry for ya kid. Second, ask your wife for some money and go get some new sneaks. :>poke2<:
 
SVT Snake said:
Now everyone can put a face to the name.
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With that face I would be looking for Christina Johnson.

All "Dude looks like a Lady" jokes aside...I would love to know any new details as they come along, but I can wait. Come on guys, we all love surprises don't we? A bad surprise for him would mean great joy for us.
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