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UFO?

DAND said:
I think I just though of the reason for the probing of the Earthling's anus'. There is a large portion of the Earthlings I have encountered with their heads up their asses and probing is the only way to get to the brain to see how they tick. It's a theory. :shrug01:
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If I weren't in my office, I probably would've ended up on the floor in laughter.
 
Chuck-

Please don't hate me...I had a song in my brain and had to exorcise it.

I was reading the news, and saw that one of Hollyweird's screw-balls got busted...in of all places-MARFA, TEJAS.

I hope you don't live near-by.

I've been fascinated by the Marfa Lights since the days of Unsolved Mysteries...Anywho...

Yup-Randy Quaid and his chickie-for not paying a hotel bill in California.

The minute I saw Marfa and Randy Quaid in the article, it made a connection to Independence Day...where Quaid had been abducted...yeah...the synapses were really firin' today.

And then, a very old song started playin' in my brain...and wouldn't let go...

You are my muse, Chuck, and this thread is my inspiration. God help me...

No-it don't rhyme-I ain't Weird Al-and I wasn't about to fry too many brain cells exorcising that damned song...

So without further ado, my parody of "Harbor Lights"...Just for you, Chuck.


Marfa Lights


I saw the Marfa Lights...
They told me you had been abducted.
Those same old Marfa Lights we used to watch at night.
I watched the Marfa Lights...
I knew the aliens were coming...
I knew the anal probes were being lubed for you.


I know the Greys are studying you as I cry,
But your tight ass is so important-I'll never know why.
But when those Marfa Lights
Twinkle over Texas cow herds,
I know the Mother-ship will steal your love from me.


The microchip they inserted in your neck
Keeps setting off metal detectors.
That sexy bar-code tattooed on your ass
Reminds me that you'll always be theirs,
But I pray the Marfa Lights will send you back me.


Hugs-
Donna
 
My Dearest Donna, I am so drunk right now that I thought your signature line read....

"What is man without the breasts. If all the breasts were gone, man would die from a great loneliness of spirit, for whatever happens to the breasts soon happens to the man. All things are connected." -Cheap in Seattle

I'm gonna really have to get back to you on my exact feelings about your song tomorrow. But the fact you even sang to me.....for me.....wow....just wow.
 
Hey Chuck, when you get done with that anal probe, how about posting the video........no rush........whenever they let you go. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
What the French, toast? all this time has passed, you got the cable, you sent the cable back....methinks there's something going on here...
C'mon, Chuck, post the video...we've all been waiting for months!
 
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