Hisserdude
Roach Simp
Please read the TOS before ordering. Minimum order $30.
Cockroaches:
Aglaopteryx gemma "Key Largo, FL" (Little Gem Roach) *FL Legal*
8 Mixed nymphs: $25 + shipping
Arenivaga bolliana "Del Rio, TX" (Dark Form) (Boll's Dark Sand Roach)
10 Small nymphs: $30 + shipping
Balta vilis (Plain Yellow Roach)
10 Mixed: $20
25 Mixed: $30
50 Mixed: $45
Compsodes schwarzi (Schwarz's Hooded Roach) *FL Legal*
25 Mixed: $20
50 Mixed: $35
100 Mixed: $60
200 Mixed: $100
Dipteretrum hanstroemi (Hanström's Little Runners)
10 Mixed nymphs: $20
Epilamprinae sp. "Kota Kinabalu, Malaysia" (Borneo Leaf Mimic)
10 Mixed nymphs: $25
Eucorydia yasumatsui (Sapphire Flower Roach)
10 Small nymphs: $125
Eurycotis sp. "Venezuela" (Venezuelan Scrub Roach)
10 Mixed nymphs: $35
Gromphadorhina portentosa "LLE Mahogany" (Mahogany Hissing Cockroach) *PURE*
8 Mixed nymphs: $30
Gromphadorhina sp. "Unidentified" (Sidestripe Hissing Cockroach) *Likely Pure*
8 Mixed nymphs: $70
Gyna capucina (Pink Roach)
10 Small nymphs: $100
Margattea nimbata (Raindrop Roach)
8 Mixed: $25
Panesthia angustipennis cognata "Cambodia" (Orangeback Roach)
8 Small nymphs: $90
Parcoblatta americana "Table Rock, Boise - ID" (American Wood Roach)
10 Mixed nymphs: $20
Perisphaerus punctatus "Macao" (Punctate Roly-poly Roach)
8 Small nymphs: $155 *RARE* (Ask for Availability)
Plectoptera poeyi (Florida Beetle Mimic Roach)
8 Small nymphs: $30
Princisia vanwaerebeki "Big/Black" (Vibrant Hisser)
8 Mixed nymphs: $60 *Probably Pure, I'm 99.9% sure*
Pseudomops septentrionalis "San Antonio, TX" (Pale Bordered Field Roach)
12 Mixed nymphs: $35
Pycnoscelus surinamensis "Dark" (Dark Surinam Roaches) *FL Legal*
10 Mixed: $12
Beetles:
Apsena sp. "Kuna" (Micro Goblin Darklings)
10 Mixed larvae: $15
Blapstinus sp. "Bylas, AZ" (Grey Sidewalk Beetle)
8 Mixed: $15
Conibius cf. seriatus (Red & Blue Micro-Darkling)
8 Mixed: $15
Deilelater physoderus "George West, TX" (Texas Bioluminescent Click Beetle)
6 Tiny larvae: $55
12 Tiny larvae: $100
20 Tiny Larvae: $175
Eleodes hispilabris "Pacific Northwest Race" (Common Darkling Beetle)
10 Mixed larvae: $15
Eleodes hispilabris "South TX Race" (Common Darkling Beetle)
10 Small larvae: $15
Eleodes rileyi (Riley's Darkling Beetle)
10 Mixed larvae: $15
Eleodes spinipes macrura (Giant Texas Darkling Beetle)
10 Mixed larvae: $25
Embaphion c. contusum "Las Cruces, NM" (Bruiser Pie-dish Beetle)
8 Mixed larvae: $25
Pyrophorus noctilucus (Giant Bioluminescent Click Beetle)
6 Small larvae: $100 (PRE-ORDER)
Tenebrio obscurus (Dark Mealworm)
10 Mixed larvae: $5
Isopods:
Armadillidium corcyraeum (Greek Spotted Roly-poly)
10 Small individuals: $20
Armadillidium klugii (Clown Roly-poly)
10 Mixed: $12
Armadillidium gestroi (Gestro’s Roly-poly)
10 Mixed: $20
Armadillidium werneri (Clown Roly-Poly)
8 Mixed: $20
Cubaris sp. "Panda King" (Panda King Isopod)
8 Mixed: $25
Cylisticus convexus "Eagle, ID" (Curly Isopod)
10 Mixed: $8
Merulanella sp. "Vietnam" (Red-bordered Racing Isopod)
8 Mixed: $30 (One Group Available)
Nesodillo arcangelii "Shiro Utsuri" (Shiro Utsuri Isopod)
8 Mixed: $30
Porcellio hoffmannseggi (Titan Isopod)
8 Mixed: $30
Porcellio nicklesi (Salmon Sowbug)
8 Mixed: $30
Porcellio scaber "Lottery Ticket" (Rough Isopod)
10 Mixed: $12
Trachelipus rathkii "Ada County ID" (Swamp Isopod)
10 Mixed: $10
Trichorhina tomentosa (Dwarf White Isopod)
12+ Mixed: $5
Springtails & Mites:
Coecobrya sp. "Tropical Pink" (Tropical Pink Springtails)
20+ Mixed: $5
50+ Mixed: $10
Cyphoderus sp. "Bylas, AZ" (Bylas Ant Springtails)
10+ Mixed: $15
Entomobrya unostrigata (Cotton Springtails) *Dry Hardy*
20+ Mixed: $5
50+ Mixed: $10
100+ Mixed: $15
cf. Willowsia sp. "Kota Kinabalu" (Malaysian Silver Scaly Springtails) *Dry Hardy*
20+ Mixed: $5
50+ Mixed: $10
Oribatida sp. "Red" (Red Oribatid Mite)
20+ Mixed: $5
Stratiolaelaps scimitus *ex Hypoaspis miles* (Predatory Mite)
15+ Mixed: $8 (Ask for Availability)
Desert Predatory Mites (Acari sp. "Idaho")
15+ Mixed: $8 (Ask for Availability)
Terms & Conditions:
Minimum order $30 not including shipping. Will not ship roaches to FL other than the few species marked "*FL Legal*". We accept, Zelle, Cashapp, PayPal, Wise, or direct bank transfer. I almost always ship domestically via USPS Priority Mail, shipping via normal priority usually costs $15 to $18 depending on the order size. Priority Express costs $50-$60, and is not guaranteed to arrive overnight due to the rural area I live in (two days is more typical), so it's often redundant unless normal priority is experiencing delays. Heat packs, if needed, will cost an extra $5 per pack.
I ship out on Mondays/Tuesdays for all payments and mailing addresses received by Sunday evening. (So if you place an order on Monday, it will most likely not be shipped out until Monday/Tuesday of the FOLLOWING week).
Due to negative experiences with USPS wildly mishandling packages that are held for pickup, we suggest against asking for packages to be marked HOLD FOR PICKUP, unless you know your post offices handles these types of packages with little issue. Otherwise, if your temps are too extreme, or you won't be able to accept delivery at home, or if you have some other reason for not being able to have the invertebrates shipped to your door, then I strongly advise you don't order.
I am not responsible for any deaths due to mishandling, acts of God and extreme temperatures. If your local temperatures are in the 90's or above or the 40's and below, (and you do not include a heat pack in your order for the latter), order at your own risk! Isopods/Camel crickets in particular are VERY sensitive to high temperatures, ordering them when your local temps are in the 80s or above may be a death sentence. Cockroaches and some beetles are more flexible when it comes to hot conditions, so if the temperatures in your area are in the 90s or above, we can discus a LAG agreement for certain, heat hardy species.
If, for some reason the invertebrates arrive dead, and they were shipped during weather I suggested should be fine, please send a photo of the dead invertebrates in question within 24 HOURS of arrival, and we can work on a replacement shipment or partial refund. If no proof in the form of a photo or a video is supplied, I will not take any responsibility for DOAs.
Contact me to order, or if you have any questions at: [email protected]
Cockroaches:
Aglaopteryx gemma "Key Largo, FL" (Little Gem Roach) *FL Legal*
8 Mixed nymphs: $25 + shipping
Arenivaga bolliana "Del Rio, TX" (Dark Form) (Boll's Dark Sand Roach)
10 Small nymphs: $30 + shipping
Balta vilis (Plain Yellow Roach)
10 Mixed: $20
25 Mixed: $30
50 Mixed: $45
Compsodes schwarzi (Schwarz's Hooded Roach) *FL Legal*
25 Mixed: $20
50 Mixed: $35
100 Mixed: $60
200 Mixed: $100
Dipteretrum hanstroemi (Hanström's Little Runners)
10 Mixed nymphs: $20
Epilamprinae sp. "Kota Kinabalu, Malaysia" (Borneo Leaf Mimic)
10 Mixed nymphs: $25
Eucorydia yasumatsui (Sapphire Flower Roach)
10 Small nymphs: $125
Eurycotis sp. "Venezuela" (Venezuelan Scrub Roach)
10 Mixed nymphs: $35
Gromphadorhina portentosa "LLE Mahogany" (Mahogany Hissing Cockroach) *PURE*
8 Mixed nymphs: $30
Gromphadorhina sp. "Unidentified" (Sidestripe Hissing Cockroach) *Likely Pure*
8 Mixed nymphs: $70
Gyna capucina (Pink Roach)
10 Small nymphs: $100
Margattea nimbata (Raindrop Roach)
8 Mixed: $25
Panesthia angustipennis cognata "Cambodia" (Orangeback Roach)
8 Small nymphs: $90
Parcoblatta americana "Table Rock, Boise - ID" (American Wood Roach)
10 Mixed nymphs: $20
Perisphaerus punctatus "Macao" (Punctate Roly-poly Roach)
8 Small nymphs: $155 *RARE* (Ask for Availability)
Plectoptera poeyi (Florida Beetle Mimic Roach)
8 Small nymphs: $30
Princisia vanwaerebeki "Big/Black" (Vibrant Hisser)
8 Mixed nymphs: $60 *Probably Pure, I'm 99.9% sure*
Pseudomops septentrionalis "San Antonio, TX" (Pale Bordered Field Roach)
12 Mixed nymphs: $35
Pycnoscelus surinamensis "Dark" (Dark Surinam Roaches) *FL Legal*
10 Mixed: $12
Beetles:
Apsena sp. "Kuna" (Micro Goblin Darklings)
10 Mixed larvae: $15
Blapstinus sp. "Bylas, AZ" (Grey Sidewalk Beetle)
8 Mixed: $15
Conibius cf. seriatus (Red & Blue Micro-Darkling)
8 Mixed: $15
Deilelater physoderus "George West, TX" (Texas Bioluminescent Click Beetle)
6 Tiny larvae: $55
12 Tiny larvae: $100
20 Tiny Larvae: $175
Eleodes hispilabris "Pacific Northwest Race" (Common Darkling Beetle)
10 Mixed larvae: $15
Eleodes hispilabris "South TX Race" (Common Darkling Beetle)
10 Small larvae: $15
Eleodes rileyi (Riley's Darkling Beetle)
10 Mixed larvae: $15
Eleodes spinipes macrura (Giant Texas Darkling Beetle)
10 Mixed larvae: $25
Embaphion c. contusum "Las Cruces, NM" (Bruiser Pie-dish Beetle)
8 Mixed larvae: $25
Pyrophorus noctilucus (Giant Bioluminescent Click Beetle)
6 Small larvae: $100 (PRE-ORDER)
Tenebrio obscurus (Dark Mealworm)
10 Mixed larvae: $5
Isopods:
Armadillidium corcyraeum (Greek Spotted Roly-poly)
10 Small individuals: $20
Armadillidium klugii (Clown Roly-poly)
10 Mixed: $12
Armadillidium gestroi (Gestro’s Roly-poly)
10 Mixed: $20
Armadillidium werneri (Clown Roly-Poly)
8 Mixed: $20
Cubaris sp. "Panda King" (Panda King Isopod)
8 Mixed: $25
Cylisticus convexus "Eagle, ID" (Curly Isopod)
10 Mixed: $8
Merulanella sp. "Vietnam" (Red-bordered Racing Isopod)
8 Mixed: $30 (One Group Available)
Nesodillo arcangelii "Shiro Utsuri" (Shiro Utsuri Isopod)
8 Mixed: $30
Porcellio hoffmannseggi (Titan Isopod)
8 Mixed: $30
Porcellio nicklesi (Salmon Sowbug)
8 Mixed: $30
Porcellio scaber "Lottery Ticket" (Rough Isopod)
10 Mixed: $12
Trachelipus rathkii "Ada County ID" (Swamp Isopod)
10 Mixed: $10
Trichorhina tomentosa (Dwarf White Isopod)
12+ Mixed: $5
Springtails & Mites:
Coecobrya sp. "Tropical Pink" (Tropical Pink Springtails)
20+ Mixed: $5
50+ Mixed: $10
Cyphoderus sp. "Bylas, AZ" (Bylas Ant Springtails)
10+ Mixed: $15
Entomobrya unostrigata (Cotton Springtails) *Dry Hardy*
20+ Mixed: $5
50+ Mixed: $10
100+ Mixed: $15
cf. Willowsia sp. "Kota Kinabalu" (Malaysian Silver Scaly Springtails) *Dry Hardy*
20+ Mixed: $5
50+ Mixed: $10
Oribatida sp. "Red" (Red Oribatid Mite)
20+ Mixed: $5
Stratiolaelaps scimitus *ex Hypoaspis miles* (Predatory Mite)
15+ Mixed: $8 (Ask for Availability)
Desert Predatory Mites (Acari sp. "Idaho")
15+ Mixed: $8 (Ask for Availability)
Terms & Conditions:
Minimum order $30 not including shipping. Will not ship roaches to FL other than the few species marked "*FL Legal*". We accept, Zelle, Cashapp, PayPal, Wise, or direct bank transfer. I almost always ship domestically via USPS Priority Mail, shipping via normal priority usually costs $15 to $18 depending on the order size. Priority Express costs $50-$60, and is not guaranteed to arrive overnight due to the rural area I live in (two days is more typical), so it's often redundant unless normal priority is experiencing delays. Heat packs, if needed, will cost an extra $5 per pack.
I ship out on Mondays/Tuesdays for all payments and mailing addresses received by Sunday evening. (So if you place an order on Monday, it will most likely not be shipped out until Monday/Tuesday of the FOLLOWING week).
Due to negative experiences with USPS wildly mishandling packages that are held for pickup, we suggest against asking for packages to be marked HOLD FOR PICKUP, unless you know your post offices handles these types of packages with little issue. Otherwise, if your temps are too extreme, or you won't be able to accept delivery at home, or if you have some other reason for not being able to have the invertebrates shipped to your door, then I strongly advise you don't order.
I am not responsible for any deaths due to mishandling, acts of God and extreme temperatures. If your local temperatures are in the 90's or above or the 40's and below, (and you do not include a heat pack in your order for the latter), order at your own risk! Isopods/Camel crickets in particular are VERY sensitive to high temperatures, ordering them when your local temps are in the 80s or above may be a death sentence. Cockroaches and some beetles are more flexible when it comes to hot conditions, so if the temperatures in your area are in the 90s or above, we can discus a LAG agreement for certain, heat hardy species.
If, for some reason the invertebrates arrive dead, and they were shipped during weather I suggested should be fine, please send a photo of the dead invertebrates in question within 24 HOURS of arrival, and we can work on a replacement shipment or partial refund. If no proof in the form of a photo or a video is supplied, I will not take any responsibility for DOAs.
Contact me to order, or if you have any questions at: [email protected]
