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Turtlemandan602 said:
Not a problem for me at all, its not illegal to buy them its illegal to sell them under 4 in. No i think i will stay and annoy you more douche bag monk. You wont be missed either when you pass, old lonely.
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Of course you can stay, but you're really not annoying me by staying. Its sort of funny and interesting watching you get angry and cussing for absolutely no reason. I know I'm laughing.
 
critical bill said:
http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/showpost.php?p=589975&postcount=31

According to you this site is almost worthless, so WTF are you still doing here? Is this the part of Fauna that's worth something to you? You're going to stick around just to use this part of fauna (the boi) to piss and moan about your own poor decisions?

And you know....you never did a single inquiry on the guy using the BOI. You knew how to make a bad guy thread though, but the idea of inquiring about the guy totally skipped your mind.

Maybe my confusion over your thread is I don't know exactly what it is I'm being warned about. Is that I shouldn't be dumb to make a second purchase from someone who screwed me over on my first purchase? I mean, that's just common sense. Is that what you're teaching us today? How to apply some basic common sense and not look dumb?

Thanks for the big lesson and pep talk. I'll just keep being who I am if you dont mind and you keep complaining about everything and blaming everyone because you have no common sense.
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Maybe his alter-ego said those nasty things and bought the second shipment of turtles, without telling him.

DHemby0501
Birthday: May 1, 1984
Full Name: Dan Ray Hemby Jr
Location: ARIZONA

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Turtlemandan602
Birthday: May 1, 1984
Full Name: Turtle Man Dan
Location: Phoenix Az
 
grandmagreen said:
Maybe his alter-ego said those nasty things and bought the second shipment of turtles, without telling him.

DHemby0501
Birthday: May 1, 1984
Full Name: Dan Ray Hemby Jr
Location: ARIZONA

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Turtlemandan602
Birthday: May 1, 1984
Full Name: Turtle Man Dan
Location: Phoenix Az
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Now thats good stuff!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
You know what monk, you are right about me preaching of patience. I am going to stop allowing you to get under my skin and calm down a bit. I will also apologize for my comment on you and your friend. I was stupid to attack, i admit it. I dont need to look like an angry child, i have a good rep on other forums and i dont need to mess that up here. I was acting like a child there, i need to work on taking criticism. I am sorry for the angry words and there is no reason to fling mud in this thread any longer, say what you will i wont partake in that any longer. I said my peace about him sending out sick turtles. Every turtle i have sent out has been top quality and promptly shipped, i should act better than a angry child. I will continue on this forum so as to see what else it can be about and not judge on the few mishaps, and i will do an inquiry on people before i buy from now on. Thank you and i apologize for all comments made against you and the forum.


Dan hemby :shrug01:
 
No alter ego, i dont use the DHemby account at all any more, i wanted to change my name on this sight and could not figure out how. I am the first to admit i am not a computer person, i dont bode well with tech.
 
Turtlemandan602 said:
You know what monk, you are right about me preaching of patience. I am going to stop allowing you to get under my skin and calm down a bit. I will also apologize for my comment on you and your friend. I was stupid to attack, i admit it. I dont need to look like an angry child, i have a good rep on other forums and i dont need to mess that up here. I was acting like a child there, i need to work on taking criticism. I am sorry for the angry words and there is no reason to fling mud in this thread any longer, say what you will i wont partake in that any longer. I said my peace about him sending out sick turtles. Every turtle i have sent out has been top quality and promptly shipped, i should act better than a angry child. I will continue on this forum so as to see what else it can be about and not judge on the few mishaps, and i will do an inquiry on people before i buy from now on. Thank you and i apologize for all comments made against you and the forum.


Dan hemby :shrug01:
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Forget it, your apology is to late and I don't think you a sincere person. Why do I have to put up with your crap and then accept your lame ass apology?Because you finally decided to use your brains? Forget it palo! Your ass is mine now.

I don't like how you disrespect this site and disrespect its member base and no apology is going to make me feel better about you. I did not like you before and I do not like you a whole lot more now. Today has not been your day, tomorrow will not be your day, no day that you stick around here will be your day. Its a done deal. You are now my new pony pal to ride around on.

Get yourself a saddle because I'm going to ride you long and hard.
 
Turtlemandan602 said:
Eat my ass old man, you know i tried. Your an ass and you can try if you want to but you cant hurt me any.
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Eat your ass? Why Danny, how would you be able to think as clearly as you do and make such great decisions as you do if I were to do that?
 
Its ok, chuky boy. I am here and not leaving until your snitch points get me kicked off. Its still not goina hurt me either way I do all my sales perfect and legal. Bring it old man, your words hurt so much wah wah. :censored:



Dan hemby.
 
Yo Dan .... legal?

Dan's post #15: "Yes the musks are all under 4in."
Dan's post #19: Not a problem for me at all, its not illegal to buy them its illegal to sell them under 4 in.

Yeah, Dan I think it could be a problem for you. You obviously ain't the sharpest tool in the shed! And you're a liar on top of it all!
I love how self-righteous morons come to the BOI, post their crap, play their pathetic victim cards, call the BOI worthless, resort to name-calling, displaying their utter ignorance.
Nothing better than that for a really good laugh!

~ Laura Bolt
 

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Turtlemandan602 said:
Its ok, chuky boy. I am here and not leaving until your snitch points get me kicked off. Its still not goina hurt me either way I do all my sales perfect and legal. Bring it old man, your words hurt so much wah wah. :censored:
Dan hemby.
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You see Danielle, now that's exactly why I didn't accept your apology. If you were sincere in your apology you wouldn't be going off and writing stuff like this. You'd be sticking to your apology and doing your best to convince everyone you were completely sincere.

You are such a chump.
 
Uh oh Danny, looks like Laura's kung fu be just a bit stronger than yours. She done kicked yo ass using your own foot.

Silly Danny. You should have left a long, long time ago.

I'll make you a last offer. Leave now and never come back and I promise I will not follow you to the other sites you are a member of to embarrass you there as I have done here.

Dan Hemby aka The Chump....Deal or No Deal?
 
Chuck

I will not follow you to the other sites you are a member of to embarrass you there ...
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You may make that promise, I won't. He's a liar and selling illegally. 'Nuff said.


~ Laura Bolt


Everybody was kung-fu fighting,
and that Dan's so dumb it's frightening :D
 
Mr. Hemby,

Do you run a rescue, also?

http://www.myspace.com/turtlemandan602

" Currently up for adoption(adoption fees apply):
1 Mississippi Map Turtle 5" mississippi map
1 Mississippi Mud Turtle 3 1/2 - 4" mississippi mud
2 Northern Snake Neck Turtles 5"(Shell) 5"(Neck) northern side neck
1 Yellow Belly 4" yellow belly
1 Side Neck Turtle(Pelusios Castaneus) 5" side neck
7 Musk Turtles from 3 1/2 - 4 1/2"
 
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