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    Want to get rid of them? Simple. Just become a Contributor level member or above and they will be gone. -> Please click HERE."

    Is that too much for me to ask of you to keep this site running? Well, sorry about that. I too wish I could get everything for free. But alas.....

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    Google Adsense ad revenue for December, 2025 was just $30 over the cost of the lease for the server running this site. So, in effect, the money providing the incentive for me to continue running this site is coming SOLELY from the paid memberships and sponsorships here. Which honestly ain't much....

Welcome the new moderator of this forum...

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Neil Gubitz!!!

I would have had a very hard time picking any one else for this forum. Matter of fact, I am SERIOUSLY hoping that he will spend so much of his time cracking his jokes in here, that he won't have time to post jokes in all of the other forums!!

Thanks to all of you whom applied for this position, but I think you will agree with me that Neil has certainly proven himself to be the King of the Jokers on this site. :D
 
Neil????

In charge of the Jokes Forum??????


If THAT'S not like putting the fox in charge of the hen house, I don't know what is!!!!


Neil won't be able to sit down at all once he laughs his posterior off in each post here!!

:D
 
Ok guys.... this is your Moderator, "Uncle Goobs" here....

I have only ONE RULE that I would expect you folks to abide by....

1. ANYTHING GOES!! Just have fun!.... all I ask is that it not be TOO GROSS or REALLY OFFENSIVE....
Most of you guys know me.... I can handle ANYTHING!.... IF there's HUMOR behind it....

As the Webslave pointed out.... the ONLY thing that will NOT be tolerated, is somebody berating someone else for the joke they just told.... It will be deleted PRONTO! (not the joke)

Oh yeah.... SPELLING COUNTS!
Oh yeah.... GRAMMAR COUNTS!
Oh yeah.... I CAN'T COUNT!
(to 21 unless I'm naked!)

HAVE FUN....

....Uncle Goobs (Moderator Extraordinaire)....
 
lets see now
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 fingers
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 toes
=== 20 digits with 21 quite possibly being your tail [and no your not walking backwards]:D
 
as cold as it is up here in Michigan, I can only *COUNT* (edited by Uncle Goobs) up to 20 1/2...;)

Hey Neil, I'll be checking my mailbox for a copy of a spell checker, or better yet feel free to correct me or my posts. Not that you would ever correct another persons spelling or anything..:D

I didn't see anything wrong with your spelling, though.... lol
 
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Neil, along with the spell checker, as you can see I am in dire need of a grammar checker as well. Thanks for fixing my post it makes a lot more sense now!!
 
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