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What do y'all look like?

What do reptile keepers look like? (More than 1 OK)

  • They have tattoos

    Votes: 357 57.6%

  • They wear jeans

    Votes: 379 61.1%

  • They have long hair

    Votes: 170 27.4%

  • They carry scam detectors

    Votes: 77 12.4%

  • No britches

    Votes: 40 6.5%

  • Hand pressed Ralph Lauren button down oxfords (this is what I wore)

    Votes: 51 8.2%

  • They look like good citizens

    Votes: 273 44.0%

  • They look like troublemakers

    Votes: 189 30.5%

  • They look like Hell's Angels

    Votes: 131 21.1%

  • Depends if they keep snakes or turtles

    Votes: 198 31.9%

  • I know 'em when I see 'em, I can always tell

    Votes: 151 24.4%

  • Britches embroidered with snakes

    Votes: 38 6.1%

  • I dunno, I just keep parakeets

    Votes: 21 3.4%

  • They look like Lucille

    Votes: 40 6.5%

  • Other

    Votes: 147 23.7%
  • Total voters
    620
critical bill said:
Ohhhh Jay...baby. Uggghhhhh ohhhhhh oooooohhh. Yeah its like that. I'd let you check my temperature anytime. heh heh heh.
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I just got this really creepy dirty feeling...while I threw up into my mouth a little. :throwup02

I think I'm going to go take a shower, and try to wash all of the dirty away. :ack2:




:p
 
Dr Owens said:
I just got this really creepy dirty feeling...while I threw up into my mouth a little. :throwup02

I think I'm going to go take a shower, and try to wash all of the dirty away. :ack2:




:p
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Yeah, I'm thinking bleach and a wire brush. :eek:
 
Dr Owens said:
I just got this really creepy dirty feeling...while I threw up into my mouth a little. :p
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You sure know how to turn a guy on with that kinda sweet talk. If I were your patient I sure would be all excited when it came time for you to check me for a hernia *cough..cough*. :eek:

Love,
Chuck

lol
 
Wow, this threads been here for a looong time. I wouldn't post a picture of my self... I'm too ugly, and about... 15-20 years younger than the people here.
 
Hmm, Nora, Laura's twins, and Heather. Glad to see some pretty ladies making some recent posts.
 
critical bill said:
You sure know how to turn a guy on with that kinda sweet talk. If I were your patient I sure would be all excited when it came time for you to check me for a hernia *cough..cough*. :eek:

Love,
Chuck

lol
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Love?! You're cheating on me already?
I thought we had something special Chuckwalla!!!

Cursed Jay and his sweet talking ways... :NoNo:
 
nora said:
Love?! You're cheating on me already?
I thought we had something special Chuckwalla!!!

Cursed Jay and his sweet talking ways... :NoNo:
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I was weak baby, and the docs hands are sooo soft, please forgive me. There is no one else for me but my NoraIadoreher. But you did leave me hanging Friday night, and then again on Saturday..lonely...to dream of you and amaretto dribbling down your chin. It was cruel of you baby and I just wanted to make you jealous.

Say you'll forgive your loving Chuckwalla.... :bawling:
 
Nora, Chuckwalla is a free spirit. He also dumped me, in short order. So, don't blame Jay.

To escape the torment, I look at the pics of the beautiful women on Fauna. Wow, ladies, keep 'em comin'!
 
critical bill said:
You sure know how to turn a guy on with that kinda sweet talk. If I were your patient I sure would be all excited when it came time for you to check me for a hernia *cough..cough*. :eek:

Love,
Chuck

lol
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I'm changing fields. OB/GYN is starting to look real attractive! :eek:
 
critical bill said:
I was weak baby, and the docs hands are sooo soft, please forgive me. There is no one else for me but my NoraIadoreher. But you did leave me hanging Friday night, and then again on Saturday..lonely...to dream of you and amaretto dribbling down your chin. It was cruel of you baby and I just wanted to make you jealous.

Say you'll forgive your loving Chuckwalla.... :bawling:
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Dont use jay's soft hands as an excuse. only i can use that excuse and i'm not a slob when it comes to my amaretto. that's alcohol abuse. besides i didnt leave you hangin' on purpose this weekend.

But i think I can forgive you this one time.. I dont want to be dragging your sorry behind on to jerry springer. :eek3:
 
critical bill said:
LOL. I'll find you and refer my ex-wife to you. Hope you have a crap load of flour in the office.
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I should straight up suspend your butt for that!!!! NO ONE needs that kind of mental picture!!! lol
 
DThomas said:
I should straight up suspend your butt for that!!!! NO ONE needs that kind of mental picture!!! lol
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I think that covering him from head to toe with flour (whole wheat, not kidding), would be sufficient.
 
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