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What do y'all look like?

What do reptile keepers look like? (More than 1 OK)

  • They have tattoos

    Votes: 357 57.6%

  • They wear jeans

    Votes: 379 61.1%

  • They have long hair

    Votes: 170 27.4%

  • They carry scam detectors

    Votes: 77 12.4%

  • No britches

    Votes: 40 6.5%

  • Hand pressed Ralph Lauren button down oxfords (this is what I wore)

    Votes: 51 8.2%

  • They look like good citizens

    Votes: 273 44.0%

  • They look like troublemakers

    Votes: 189 30.5%

  • They look like Hell's Angels

    Votes: 131 21.1%

  • Depends if they keep snakes or turtles

    Votes: 198 31.9%

  • I know 'em when I see 'em, I can always tell

    Votes: 151 24.4%

  • Britches embroidered with snakes

    Votes: 38 6.1%

  • I dunno, I just keep parakeets

    Votes: 21 3.4%

  • They look like Lucille

    Votes: 40 6.5%

  • Other

    Votes: 147 23.7%
  • Total voters
    620
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Originally Posted by tanker1
From what I've seen so far-there should be a MALE Fauna calender!
Lucille PM'd me about this earlier...I told her that there was NO WAY IN HELL that she was going to get me to pose in a swimsuit! Her response...
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OK. No swimsuit. I can live with that. We'll make you January....
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Dr Owens - for what it is worth, you might want to think about this...if I were the one agreeing to pose without a swimsuit, I would want a better month than January. But I am in upstate NY, and nobody specified outdoor shots.

Interesting situation brewing: what does a camera shy exhibitionist do when confronted with A CALENDAR, lol...guess it depends on the photographer :dgrin:
 
hhmoore said:
Dr Owens - for what it is worth, you might want to think about this...if I were the one agreeing to pose without a swimsuit, I would want a better month than January. But I am in upstate NY, and nobody specified outdoor shots.

Interesting situation brewing: what does a camera shy exhibitionist do when confronted with A CALENDAR, lol...guess it depends on the photographer :dgrin:
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WHOA! Wait a second! When I said that there was no way that I would pose in a swimsuit, I MOST CERTAINLY did not mean that I would pose WITHOUT a swimsuit! :blush:

Besides...If I did, the ladies of Fauna would NEVER leave me alone! :dgrin: :p ;)
 
OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harald and Jim are in on our swimsuit/nude calendar!!??!!
Count me in!!

Lucille, I have just volunteered to be your personal assistant and co-photographer, judge on your selection panel, editor, girlfriday..ummm..did I leave any possible position out? When do we get started?? let me go pack..
Harald and Jim...the pleasure will be all mine!!:firedevil
 
South Dixie Dragons said:
OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harald and Jim are in on our swimsuit/nude calendar!!??!!
Count me in!!

Lucille, I have just volunteered to be your personal assistant and co-photographer, judge on your selection panel, editor, girlfriday..ummm..did I leave any possible position out? When do we get started?? let me go pack..
Harald and Jim...the pleasure will be all mine!!:firedevil
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Michele:

No way is the pleasure gonna be ALL yours..... :rofl:

And as far as leaving any possible position out, we'll talk..... :hehe:
 
But Lucille,

lucille said:
Email all calendar model applications to me..... :hehe:
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I wouldn't want to make you blush...I suppose I could send a few test shots to Michele (if she were to ask nicely)
 
I am glad I brought this up!
Rules----1) Must be posed with at least one reptile!
2) Submit pic to a forum of Lucille's making (she seems to be the senior lady)
3) Have a poll to pick the twelve best!

Please feel free to add your own rules-as I'm new here and don't know the guys as well.

:dgrin:

Stefanie
 
I actually think this might be a neat idea. Seriously,(hope you don't mind) all kidding aside, I am not up for seeing X rated versions of the members, but I do think that pix with a reptile would be fun.
This is not to say that those of you who 'have it going on' can't show it off, the Houston Firemen have a calendar they sell where the essentials are covered but there is a LOT left over, lol :hehe:

My other thought is that it would be very difficult to limit choices to 12 as there are a lot of good looking as well as intriguing Fauna members.

I suggest that y'all just post calendar quality pix right here (some of those posted already would qualify) and someone with technical knowhow could collage the best pix posted here into 12 sheets and we could somehow create an online calendar. What do y'all think?
 
crotalusadamanteus said:
Do we get to wear a thong? :dgrin:
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YOU can wear a thong...personally, I checked jeans & no britches - so it's all or nothin', lol. Guess I'll be sportin' denim.
 
Oh Lucille that sounds great! I know I would buy one! You can easily get calenders at printing places, but someone here should be able to do a better quality- "normal" looking men are sooo much better then the so called models out there on other calenders, I too have seen Fire company ones that individuals make up for funding to get things for their companies.

Stefanie
 
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I sent Michele 1 test shot. And it wasn't X-rated, I promise, Lucille. I had my jeans on...opened a little, but on. here is the response I got
Re: test photos

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Originally Posted by hhmoore
check your email, btw


ok..I am speechless...
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Michele Misurelli/South Dixie Herps
 
Hey wait a second! All you ladies are getting a little carried away! What happened to the idea of "chicks in bikinis and an appropriately placed reptile or two?" ;) :raspberry
 
Now hold on JUST ONE STINKIN' MINUTE!!!!

I claimed the photographer job for the guys' calendar like PAGES ago.

Mine mine mine mine mine.
 
Do i qualify to be on that calender? Or am i too crazy lookin? I guarantee i have the BEST BUTT out of ALL the guys!!!! LOL I'll shoot someone a nice manly butt shot HAHAHAHA




k.... dont mind me, i havent been sleeping well lately, its the stupid tired-ness kickin in LOL
 
hhmoore said:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I sent Michele 1 test shot. And it wasn't X-rated, I promise, Lucille. I had my jeans on...opened a little, but on. here is the response I got
Re: test photos

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Originally Posted by hhmoore
check your email, btw


ok..I am speechless...
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Michele Misurelli/South Dixie Herps
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EXCUSE ME...WHERE IS MY COPY?????????????????? :hehe:

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