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What do y'all look like?

What do reptile keepers look like? (More than 1 OK)

  • They have tattoos

    Votes: 357 57.6%

  • They wear jeans

    Votes: 379 61.1%

  • They have long hair

    Votes: 170 27.4%

  • They carry scam detectors

    Votes: 77 12.4%

  • No britches

    Votes: 40 6.5%

  • Hand pressed Ralph Lauren button down oxfords (this is what I wore)

    Votes: 51 8.2%

  • They look like good citizens

    Votes: 273 44.0%

  • They look like troublemakers

    Votes: 189 30.5%

  • They look like Hell's Angels

    Votes: 131 21.1%

  • Depends if they keep snakes or turtles

    Votes: 198 31.9%

  • I know 'em when I see 'em, I can always tell

    Votes: 151 24.4%

  • Britches embroidered with snakes

    Votes: 38 6.1%

  • I dunno, I just keep parakeets

    Votes: 21 3.4%

  • They look like Lucille

    Votes: 40 6.5%

  • Other

    Votes: 147 23.7%
  • Total voters
    620
I wanna get a tattoo that says "Kiss Me" right on my right butt cheek.

lmmfao.
 
nora said:
I wanna get a tattoo that says "Kiss Me" right on my right butt cheek.

lmmfao.
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Pffft...like I would need instruction to do what I'd naturally just love to do to you to begin with. That would be as silly as having "smack it" on your left cheek.
 
critical bill said:
Pffft...like I would need instruction to do what I'd naturally just love to do to you to begin with. That would be as silly as having "smack it" on your left cheek.
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No no, that would be "Spank Me" on the left side..
 
nora said:
I wanna get a tattoo that says "Kiss Me" right on my right butt cheek.

lmmfao.
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When I was 19 a group of us were going to the Pike in Long Beach Ca. I had in my hands my new tat, it was a "USDA Choice" sticker that I had taken off of a prime rib package. Well , the more I thought about it, the more I was totally grossed out by the idea of my then wonderful butt, looking like an over cooked rump roast in my seventies :eek: So I backed out at the last minute.
 
Laura Fopiano said:
Well , the more I thought about it, the more I was totally grossed out by the idea of my then wonderful butt, looking like an over cooked rump roast in my seventies :eek: So I backed out at the last minute.
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Yeah but when you hit 70 you could have added "managers special" underneath it and it would have been just fine. Most senior citizens on a budget look for those sort of deals.
 
critical bill said:
Yeah but when you hit 70 you could have added "managers special" underneath it and it would have been just fine. Most senior citizens on a budget look for those sort of deals.
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BWUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
critical bill said:
Yeah but when you hit 70 you could have added "managers special" underneath it and it would have been just fine. Most senior citizens on a budget look for those sort of deals.
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LMAO! That's so wrong... :dgrin:
 
critical bill said:
Yeah but when you hit 70 you could have added "managers special" underneath it and it would have been just fine. Most senior citizens on a budget look for those sort of deals.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA, That's too funny. :rofl:
 
Laura Fopiano said:
It's a custom design drawn out and tattoed by fauna's "Gib" The full stripe represents Bryon (and is a snake that we own) and the reversed stripe is me (a boa line that we will be proving out courtesy of Griz)
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Cool! Didn't know Gib slings ink. Not bad either.

I can't believe you let Bryon be the full stripe. :rofl:
 
nora said:
Chuck you should get a tattoo that says "Desparately Needs to Get Laid"

:D
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I'm married and have three daughters. I'm 41 and losing my hair faster than Bruce Willis. I shuttle a minivan instead of driving a corvette. I go to soccer games instead of rock concerts. I eat chicken nuggets instead of steaks.

I think the tattoo should read "Desperately Seeking Change of Scenery" on one cheek and "Must be on Birth Control" on the other.

I'm smack dab caught in the middle of a mid-life crisis. Show me some sympathy you insensitive spring chicken.
 
critical bill said:
I'm married and have three daughters. I'm 41 and losing my hair faster than Bruce Willis. I shuttle a minivan instead of driving a corvette. I go to soccer games instead of rock concerts. I eat chicken nuggets instead of steaks.

I think the tattoo should read "Desperately Seeking Change of Scenery" on one cheek and "Must be on Birth Control" on the other.

I'm smack dab caught in the middle of a mid-life crisis. Show me some sympathy you insensitive spring chicken.
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Wow, must be nice. I wish I had the time to have a mid life crisis. Hell, I'd just like to have the time to have a life. :ack2:
 
critical bill said:
I'm married and have three daughters. I'm 41 and losing my hair faster than Bruce Willis. I shuttle a minivan instead of driving a corvette. I go to soccer games instead of rock concerts. I eat chicken nuggets instead of steaks.

I think the tattoo should read "Desperately Seeking Change of Scenery" on one cheek and "Must be on Birth Control" on the other.

I'm smack dab caught in the middle of a mid-life crisis. Show me some sympathy you insensitive spring chicken.
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Now that right there might be the funniest thing that I've ever seen you post Chuck! :thumbsup:

Would one of you ladies please hop on a plane and go give Chuck a "mid-life crisis resolution" that he'll still remember when he's really old? :D ;)

I'm asking because I'll be his age in 5 more years, and I can only hope that someone would do the same for me...of course, I'll still have my hair...and a life...not to mention my sanity. :rofl:



Just kidding Chuck. :dgrin: ;)
 
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