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What do y'all look like?

What do reptile keepers look like? (More than 1 OK)

  • They have tattoos

    Votes: 357 57.6%

  • They wear jeans

    Votes: 379 61.1%

  • They have long hair

    Votes: 170 27.4%

  • They carry scam detectors

    Votes: 77 12.4%

  • No britches

    Votes: 40 6.5%

  • Hand pressed Ralph Lauren button down oxfords (this is what I wore)

    Votes: 51 8.2%

  • They look like good citizens

    Votes: 273 44.0%

  • They look like troublemakers

    Votes: 189 30.5%

  • They look like Hell's Angels

    Votes: 131 21.1%

  • Depends if they keep snakes or turtles

    Votes: 198 31.9%

  • I know 'em when I see 'em, I can always tell

    Votes: 151 24.4%

  • Britches embroidered with snakes

    Votes: 38 6.1%

  • I dunno, I just keep parakeets

    Votes: 21 3.4%

  • They look like Lucille

    Votes: 40 6.5%

  • Other

    Votes: 147 23.7%
  • Total voters
    620
Keleida said:
Alright ladies. I've been drinking and have a long night of it ahead of me. Entertain me, please and thank you :dgrin:
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A Canadian walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches.

"Can I help you, sir?"

"Yessh! SShomebody sshtole my car!" the man replies.

The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It wasssh at the end of thissssh key!" the man replies, logically, if a bit too literally.

About this time the cop looks down to see that the man's weenie is being exhibited for the entire world to see. He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

The man looks down woefully and without missing a beat, moans "Ohhh NOOO...They got my girlfriend too!"
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You are KILLING me Chuck!!
 
Seeing 2 dogs doing the deed, an embarrassed Canadian teacher tried to explain this to her students.

"You see, the dog on top hurt his paw, and the one on the bottom is taking him to the doctor."

"Oh, I see," said on of the students, "Just like in the US, try to help somebody and they screw you every time"


Q: What’s the definition of a Canadian?
A: A disarmed American with health care.

Q: How many Canadians does it take to make a chocolate chip cookie?
A: Two. One to hold the cookie, and one to squeeze the rabbit.

Q: What does a Goal Keeper and a Canadian girl have in common?
A: Both will change their pads after three periods.
 
Well damn, I wish I would have noticed this thread a while back. I'm going to have to go through here and put some faces with all these names now.
 
what a fun thread and it helped kill quite a few hours reading it all too. I just picked up a snake locally the other day and my friend that was with me was surprised the guy was into reptiles based on his looks alone, I thought it was kinda funny.

It's nice to put some faces with the screen names I've seen around for so long. There sure are a lot of good looking men and women here! I started participating more recently here at fauna instead of just browsing the BOI so I'll join in. I guess I am a 'typical' snake chick, have tats, piercings, kinda a freaky look... although you wouldn't know it if you saw me at work (except for the new hair).

This is an old shot of me from 2000 when I was growing my hair out
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Here's a more current shot from a few months back (back to short hair)
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and most recently with the new hair color
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Aw shucks, thanks! You just made my day. :D
I've heard the Julia comment quite a bit before, if only I was taller and skinnier I'd try to get a job being a double.
 
April Yohn said:
Aw shucks, thanks! You just made my day. :D
I've heard the Julia comment quite a bit before, if only I was taller and skinnier I'd try to get a job being a double.
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If you were my girl the extra weight we would work off! Know what my mean? Yeah babe. Get you a pair of pumps to fix the height thingy pretty easy.
 
Well, here is one of my most recent, although I have gotten 2 more lip piercings since then.
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And my albino boa male really likes wrapping up in my hair too
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And one last one since I just took this last week after stretching my bottom lobes to 5/8", the top are 7/16"
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aleria said:
And one last one since I just took this last week after stretching my bottom lobes to 5/8", the top are 7/16"
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Nice. I've been wanting to do that for the longest time. Did you get it done by a piercer, or did you do it yourself? In any case, I like it :D

I've done mine myself. I have the taper and plugs for the next gauge, but I'm being a wimp about doing it. :rolleyes:
 
I love it! I love the girlies with stretched lobes. I stretched mine myself. I never wore earrings but my mom had pierced my ears when I was 9 months old. I figured since I loved the look of tunnels that I'd start stretching mine. I went straight to a 2g from a regular 20g within 2 days with a sharp taper. That was when I was 15, and I definitely had a higher pain tollerance back then. After that I had 3 that I was stretching but finally gave up on the 3rd so I could stretch these 2 bigger. I said I'd stop at 00g, ooops I'm a little past that now :rolleyes:
I love seeing the pictures of people's piercings and tattoos too. I have another tattoo on my wrist and I recently did a skin removal scarification of a 1/2" triangle on my ankle to prepare me for a larger skin removal piece later (had to know just how bad it hurt).

BTW, there are way too many of you hot looking ladies out there, I'm definitely glad I can put those faces with your names now. And you guys are the sweetest with all your comments.
 
Hahaha you're too sweet!
I may have to quit lurking and being so quiet and attempt to be social around here, you guys are awesome.
 
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