I have this plane. It's a very nice plane. It's been washed and serviced and painted real nice. I go down to the airport all the time and look at it. Sometimes I even sit in it and pretend I'm flying. I compare it to the other planes at the airport and mine is definately the prettiest. I bet it's the fastest too. And can probably fly the highest. Yeah, I bet it can fly higher than any other plane in that little airport.
Even though I've sat in it often enough, I've never started the engine. I've never had it on the runway. I've never had it in the air.
I think it's time to sell my plane.
Now, since I KNOW it's the prettiest, fastest and highest flying plane out there, I'm going to put that in my ad. I am soooooooooooooo sure of these facts, even though I have NEVER PROVEN them, that I'm going to list them in my ad.
After all, if someone were to actually TRY to PROVE these facts that I have ASSUMED are TRUE, I have NO DOUBT that I would be PROVEN right. I mean come on, just look at that beauty. Don't you think she's the prettiest, fastest and highest flying plane you've ever seen?
Now keep in mind that I have NEVER PROVEN any of my assumptions, but the guy I bought the plane from told me the same thing and even though I NEVER saw him fly it, or even start it for that matter, I believe him.
Anyone want to by the fastest, prettiest, highest flying plane there is?
Hey, if you buy her you could PROVE her out yourself!!!!
The previous bit of creative writing was just that, creative. Much like the trailor that some of you still think I live in, the plane is non-existant. Other than in our imaginations.