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WHO DID IT?????

Now I know I'm relatively new around here but I feel I must speak out! Byron have you not thought that in a loving and brave action Laura threw herself upon said piece of lemon cake in a valiant attempt to save you from the terrible extra calories that might have ruined your health! The poor woman may now be facing hip growth reprecussions from this!!! Just typical isn't it Laura that when we try to save our beloveds they just don't see it our way. Sad...very sad! Recently I, in an act of total devotion to my man's health, was forced to consume an extra piece of cheesecake myself. Did Mike appreciate this selfless action....ha!...not on your life! I stand you with you sister!
 
frankykeno said:
Recently I, in an act of total devotion to my man's health, was forced to consume an extra piece of cheesecake myself.
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That is true devotion to sacrifice yourself like that. :yesnod:

Bryon, I really think you have an ulterior motive for dragging Laura's name through the dirt like this, shame on you. In fact, if I look a little closer I'm sure that I see a cake crumb on your collar :NoNo:
 
OKAYYYYYYYY!!!!
I have to admit my guilt, before the test results come in, and tell on me.
It was I that had the last piece of delicious lemony cake.
I needed to visit my Brother & Sister in law, they were asleep (making some disgusting noises, I might add) snores & grunts vibrating the walls.
I decided since I had traveled for hours, I would grab a snack before going home.
Seeing they way they looked when mearly sleeping, I was afraid to face the freshly
risen "family".
When you noted the missing cake did you also notice I made fresh COFFEE !!
What, you thought the COFFEE FAIRY" had visited ?????
So I feel there was no theft at all, Coffee making = payment for sliver of Lemony CaKE.



By the way Bry, I suggest Waxing for that fur problem. And WHAT is that SMELL???
 
I wish I had a coffee fairy.

I don't want to know about the smell. Please don't tell us.
 
Guys, there's actually a whole lot more to this story then what Laura and Bryon are telling you. Let's take a quick trip back in time to Bryon's childhood so that you will understand why this lemon cake was so special to him. Without this added insight you simply will never understand why he is as distraught as he is.

You see, it all started when Bryon was 10 years old.........

Little Bryon was running around his house doing the little annoying things that a typical 10 year old does. Hitting the dog, chasing the cat, and generally annoying his little sister. When all of a sudden, he runs through the kitchen only to see his mother making a cake. Not just any cake but a LEMON cake!

Now, you have to understand that Bryon's mom was known to make the absolute BEST lemon cake in the world. So, little Bryon knew exactly what to do. He immediately stopped in his tracks and went quietly to his room to play. Little Bryon knew that he needed to play in his room for at least 2 hours so as he passed by his mother he informed her " Mom, I will be in my room for the next 2 hours if you need me!"

Shortly after 2 hours had elapsed, Bryon's mother came into Bryon's room holding a big piece of LEMON cake. Bryon shouted out loud......"It worked, it really worked!!!"

Now, Bryon's mother was rather puzzled at this behavior and asked Bryon, "what worked?"

Little Bryon told his mother "Daddy said that in order to get a piece around here, you have to spend a couple of hours playing first!"

And now, you have the rest of the story. ;)

Griz
 
Like the old saying goes, you can't have your Kate and Edith, too.

I tried tempting both of them with delicious lemony cake, but neither one would go for it.
 
You know Griz I thought there might be a childhood trauma associated with Byron's apparent obsession with his cake's lemony goodness. Byron, get help! Today it's lemon cake, tomorrow you're hoarding all the Tollhouse cookies! What will be next? Pecan Sandies!!!! :eek:
 
All I know is that I'm leaving cake out tonight as homage to the coffee fairy! I don't have lemon cake though, but I just made the hubby a homemade German Chocolate....
 
Griz said:
Guys, there's actually a whole lot more to this story then what Laura and Bryon are telling you. Let's take a quick trip back in time to Bryon's childhood so that you will understand why this lemon cake was so special to him. Without this added insight you simply will never understand why he is as distraught as he is.

You see, it all started when Bryon was 10 years old.........

Little Bryon was running around his house doing the little annoying things that a typical 10 year old does. Hitting the dog, chasing the cat, and generally annoying his little sister. When all of a sudden, he runs through the kitchen only to see his mother making a cake. Not just any cake but a LEMON cake!

Now, you have to understand that Bryon's mom was known to make the absolute BEST lemon cake in the world. So, little Bryon knew exactly what to do. He immediately stopped in his tracks and went quietly to his room to play. Little Bryon knew that he needed to play in his room for at least 2 hours so as he passed by his mother he informed her " Mom, I will be in my room for the next 2 hours if you need me!"

Shortly after 2 hours had elapsed, Bryon's mother came into Bryon's room holding a big piece of LEMON cake. Bryon shouted out loud......"It worked, it really worked!!!"

Now, Bryon's mother was rather puzzled at this behavior and asked Bryon, "what worked?"

Little Bryon told his mother "Daddy said that in order to get a piece around here, you have to spend a couple of hours playing first!"

And now, you have the rest of the story. ;)

Griz
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LMAO :rofl:
Oh there are some childhood trauma alright. It was MY CAKE , SHE ATE IT. She refuses to admit publicly that she did but I'm hearing rumors that there could've been some damage to a few threads at Boaddiction.com from Laura sneaking over to eat MY CAKE. Seems their search engines were gummed up from some yellow stuff and a couple threads were hung up on some piles of cake crumbs.Now keep in mind this is strictly hearsay and rumor and I will defend it to my dying breath.
 
BryonsBoas said:
LMAO :rofl:
Oh there are some childhood trauma alright. It was MY CAKE , SHE ATE IT. She refuses to admit publicly that she did but I'm hearing rumors that there could've been some damage to a few threads at Boaddiction.com from Laura sneaking over to eat MY CAKE. Seems their search engines were gummed up from some yellow stuff and a couple threads were hung up on some piles of cake crumbs.Now keep in mind this is strictly hearsay and rumor and I will defend it to my dying breath.
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Oh pulease!!! You're soo reaching!! So Bryon, how about those test results eh???? Yeah that's what I thought, more lies, more character assassination of my flawless name and reputation. Post up or shut up!
 
Someone ate the mans' cake. That's just cold.

I hope that someone reads this thread and appreciates just how much hurt they have caused by this senseless and selfish act. Here in the UK we take the act of Phantom Cake Eating very seriously and it was only a few years ago it was taken off the Statute Books as a Capital crime.
 
Well, after months of speculation, insults, and having my integrity in question, there is still no resolution to this story.

I will never admit to eating the cake in question, although I did sample the one that I bought to ensure quality and freshness.

I can only speculate at this late date, that the dog did in deed eat the cake, we don't have just 1 dog, we have 3 and all are suspects at this time.

My father in law has ruined them feeding them ice cream and pop corn that they may have aSSumed that eating that cake was perfectally acceptable dog behavior. They have gone from respectable city dogs that sit when a treat is offered, to redneck snatch your cake and eat it dogs. OH THE HORROR!

And don't even get me started on the wild life around here. There are deer, squirrels, raccoons, possum's, chipmunks, moles, and armadillos every where. And that's just the fury things, lets not forget the wild turkeys, buzzards, hawks, and variety of smaller birds. It could just be that nature has run a muck and stolen the lemony cake?
 
i cant believe this madness...i go and come back...and this is what i find...lemon cake accusations!?!?!...ill just make you both lemon cakes :)..or how bout carrot...do you like chocolate :)
 
These lemon cake accusations are serious, and not to be taken lightly.

Pardon me while I grab a glass of milk.
 
jsrocket said:
These lemon cake accusations are serious, and not to be taken lightly.

Pardon me while I grab a glass of milk.
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do forgive me...what was i thinking...because lemon cake can never be duplicated :rofl:

speaking of a glass of milk gave me the urge for some cookies..
 
you had cake? i guess had is the key word.

sorry for your loss bryon i know it meant a lot to you. if you need anything or just want to talk drop me a line.

HA!!
 
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