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Who lives where?

Where do you live?

  • NORTH EAST

    Votes: 53 26.1%

  • SOUTH EAST

    Votes: 27 13.3%

  • NORTH MID WEST

    Votes: 33 16.3%

  • SOUTH MID WEST

    Votes: 14 6.9%

  • SOUTH WEST

    Votes: 32 15.8%

  • NORTH WEST

    Votes: 15 7.4%

  • OTHER (IN U.S.)

    Votes: 11 5.4%

  • NON U.S.

    Votes: 18 8.9%
  • Total voters
    203
All my ex's live in Texas
and Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be
but all my ex's live in Texas
and that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee...

Oops… ok I’ll stop singing. :D Yup, that’s George Strait all right. . . .
 
I coulda sworn Willie sang it once or twice.....but shoot, I was raised in Manhattan....


All my ex's live in Texas,
And Texas is a place I'd dearly love to be.
But all my ex's live in Texas
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee.

Rosanna's down in Texarcana; wanted me to push her broom,
And sweet Ilene's in Abilene; she forgot I hung the moon,
And Allison in Galveston somehow lost her sanity,
And Dimples who now lives in Temple's got the law lookin’ for me.

Chorus:
All my ex's live in Texas,
And Texas is a place I'd dearly love to be.
But all my ex's live in Texas
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee.

I remember that old Frio river where I learned to swim.
And it brings to mind another time where I wore my welcome thin.
My transcendental meditation, I go there each night,
But I always come back to myself long before daylight.

Chorus:
All my ex's live in Texas,
And Texas is a place I'd dearly love to be.
But all my ex's live in Texas
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee.

Some folks think I'm hidin',
It's been rumored that I died,
But I'm alive and well in Tennessee.

Heee,heeeeee
 
Originally from Chicago but transplated many times over and now residing about 100 miles se in Watseka Il.
Sandy
 
robin s. said:
texas is not southern mid west... we are unlike ANYOTHER continental US state we ARE Texas and We are SOUTH... no other state can be that..... plus we were our own republic you know....
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Robin you little whiny texan! Your in my survey and I say your in the southern midwest! so tough luck! If you take a ruler and split up the states into six quadrants most of TaxAss falls into that section! so tough luck! :raspberry
Quitcherbitchin!
 
Overton honey, Texas is not in the southern midwest. You musta been using one o them yankee rulers.
 
lucille said:
Overton honey, Texas is not in the southern midwest. You musta been using one o them yankee rulers.
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Lucille! Your in MY survey also..."My tracktor beam" has you and there is no escape!......Your in that little S.M.W. quad! So quit sqiurming...and hang on!

Hunc ornatum mundi
Nolo perdere
Video flagrare
Omnia res
Audio clamare
Homines
Nune extinguitur
Mund(i) et astrorum lamen
Nune concipitur
Mali hominis crimen
Tristetat(e) et lacrimis
Gravis est dolor
De terraeque maribus
Magnus est clamor
O caritas, o caritas
Nobis semper sit amor
Mos perituri mortem salutamus
Sola resurgit vita
 
ok overton, my husband a true yakee from Jersey says its SOUTH and gives you the ol' finger..... since he is from another part of the country he is unbiased... oh and i'll double that and give you the finger to so..... you quityerbitchen
 
Overton, while I do not doubt that hanging on to you (or your survey lol) would be one helluva rodeo, us Southern women are sassy and independent; no tractor beams for me.
I understand that by coming to this forum and posting in your survey I am playing in your sandbox; I checked the weapons at the door, but I still have my good mind and my sense of geography.....(and you already are two fingers up from the Robin posse)....

Your turn
 
Go Texans!

Okay you Texas Folks....(notice the caps)...where in Tx do yall live? I'm in Lubbock...Texas of course...and am still wanting to know at least one person locally that is into snakes as I am. :confused:
 
I live just South of Houston, let's us all get together and Parteeeeeeeeeee!!! :dancer01:



Heee,heeeeeee
Us Texas wimmen are....SMOKIN! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The moral of this post? Let's see your Texas soul, do a lil something for Fauna every day, no matter HOW outrageous. :D

Back to our regularly scheduled gecko conversation......
 
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Ok so the Texan's are having a little trouble with this, so I created a little map just for them! Take your time looking!....K?
 

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Us Texas wimmen are....SMOKIN! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The moral of this post? Let's see your Texas soul, do a lil something for Fauna every day, no matter HOW outrageous. :D
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Texas "wimmen" may be "SMOKIN"......but it's what there SMOKIN that im wonderin about!
 
Yeah, I'm from Texas, Fort Worth to be exact *waves at Justyn.... Here's the lyrics to my fave song about my home state.. it's by a good ole boy by the name of Lyle Lovett..but Overton, I reckon you never heard of the feller.. LOL and YEEE HAW

You say you’re not from texas
Man as if I couldn’t tell
You think you pull your boots on right
And wear your hat so well

So pardon me my laughter
’cause I sure do understand
Even moses got excited
When he saw the promised land

That’s right you’re not from texas
That’s right you’re not from texas
That’s right you’re not from texas
But texas wants you anyway

That’s right you’re not from texas
That’s right you’re not from texas
That’s right you’re not from texas
But texas wants you anyway

See I was born and raised in texas
And it means so much to me
Though my girl comes from down in georgia
We were up in tennessee

And as we were driving down the highway
She asked me baby what’s so great
How come you’re always going on
About your lone star state

I said that’s right you’re not from texas
That’s right you’re not from texas
That’s right you’re not from texas
But texas wants you anyway

That’s right you’re not from texas
That’s right you’re not from texas
That’s right you’re not from texas
But texas wants you anyway

Oh the road it looked so lovely
As she stood there on the side
And she grew smaller in my mirror
As I watched her wave goodbye

Those boys from carolina
They sure enough could sing
But when they came on down to texas
We all showed them how to swing

Now david’s on the radio
And old champ’s still on the guitar
And uncle walt he’s home with heidi
Hiding in her loving arms

That’s right you’re not from texas
That’s right you’re not from texas
That’s right you’re not from texas
But texas wants you anyway

That’s right you’re not from texas
That’s right you’re not from texas
That’s right you’re not from texas
But texas wants you anyway

They’re ok in oklahoma
Up in arkansas they’re fair
But those old folks in missouri
They don’t even know you’re there

But at a dance hall down in texas
That’s the finest place to be
The women they all look beautiful
And their men will buy your beer for free

And they’ll say that’s right you’re not from texas
That’s right you’re not from texas
That’s right you’re not from texas
But texas wants you anyway

That’s right you’re not from texas
That’s right you’re not from texas
That’s right you’re not from texas
But texas wants you anyway

So won’t you let me help you mister
Just pull your hat down the way I do
And buy your pants just a little longer
And next time somebody laughs at you

You just tell ’em you’re not from texas
That’s right you’re not from texas
That’s right you’re not from texas
But texas wants you anyway

That’s right you’re not from texas
That’s right you’re not from texas
That’s right you’re not from texas
But texas wants you anyway
 
Ok, I am from the REAL North East (LOL), Good Ol Taxachusetts!
 
KelliH said:
Yeah, I'm from Texas, Fort Worth to be exact *waves at Justyn.... Here's the lyrics to my fave song about my home state.. it's by a good ole boy by the name of Lyle Lovett..but Overton, I reckon you never heard of the feller.. LOL and YEEE HAW[/I]
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Lyle Lovett....heck no! ( but I do like his ex Juila roberts)
Hey kellii what kinda "COW" is this? & are you wearing your sh!t kickers?
 

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