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WHO NEEDS A WIFE?

Durante

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Fresh wife only a year old available for trade or cash, accepting offers...

AGE: 29
HEIGHT: 5'11
WEIGHT: around 150 pounds
EYES: Green
HAIR: Short, color varies
BODY: Semi-Athletic, large breast
CLEANS: not often or well
LAUNDRY: On occasion but not responsible for shrinkage or matching socks
COOKS: cant make a sandwich, does reservations like a boss if your paying
FAMILY: calls often & will request loans from you
PETS: 1 cat, only poops when your in the shower
WORK: Part time, but never has money
KIDS: 1 male, not included in the trade
SEX: lacking desire & stamina since marriage/child, wine improves performance
HOBBIES: sleeping, whining, 2 hour baths, candy crush & Mob wife's

Terms of Service: no support, no supplies, no assistance, no visitation, & no contact once transactions are complete. Absolutely no returns or credit!
 
Durante said:
LOL, The screen name "dawgylove" kind of worries me a bit since I promised the kid I'd at least try to send her somewhere she could be content & happy.. what do u have for trade?
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Does she like dogs? Has she ever wanted to be a movie star? :rofl:

Send her to him!
 
radera5 said:
Does she like dogs? Has she ever wanted to be a movie star? :rofl:

Send her to him!
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wow lol, she doesn't even get love from her fellow women. So happy she doesn't get on fauna to see this joke take this bad turn or I'd be in the "dog house" for a while. Actually maybe I should keep her, I mean who else would put up with me lol
 
jkinnally said:
She still on the market. Lol
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Sorry James your too late. I make settlement on a new home on Sept.26th & she learned how to make a decent meatloaf. She is really proud of herself for it so I been eating the same meatloaf dinner every day for the last 2 weeks. I get crazy looks from the grocery store butcher, take on crazy stomach pains, & have horrible nightmares of drowning in ground beef... but because I cant break her heart & tell her I'm sick of it I must already have to much invested, lol.

hhmoore said:
Chris - why did you let her get so tall??
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She came like that, lol. I love the long legs now though. I found the only thing to worry about with tall women is they usually have big protective daddy's. On the way to meet her father for the 1st time, let him know she was pregnant, & that I wanted to eventually marry her I got really worried. To help me calm down she assured me I could relax because he was the runt among all of his brothers. She left out the part about him still standing 6'5 though until I already at his door knocking, lol.
 
mmmmm meatloaf, it's the little things that make it all worthwhile.Next you need to teach her chicken and dumplings.That stuff is the same, one huge batch can last for weeks just ask my ex wife.
 
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