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worst dating experience?

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Ok, since lucille asked for someone else to start a thread, this subject came to mind...

I've had my fair share of dating/intimate mishaps, but one in particular takes the cake (and I hope I never have a date go this badly again!!!!). Last september I was starting to psuedo date again after ending a long crush/short fling, and this guy wanted to take me out to dinner. I agreed after a couple weeks of persistent bugging. We went to a chinese place, rented some movies and came back to my apt to talk and watch the movies. I let him kiss me, and he *burps* in my mouth. UGH.

:puke:

I 'fessed up, now yall should, too!!!!!
 
Went on a date about 6 months ago and while I was "kissing her midsection" as she tried to pull my head up to hers she let loose. It was small and quiet, but very noticeable, she jumped up and ran into the living room (where we had left our cloths), got dressed and apologized as she walked out my front door. After that she hasn't replied to any of my emails or calls. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.:(
 
Oh god don't get me started on dating mishaps... Seems every one has some funny quirk somewhere.

But one I remember the best was at a really nice place that overlooked the water. By really nice place I had to have on a jacket and tie to enter. Well ends up my date you thought she could drink and couldn't got plastered. Next thing I know she is flashing everyone in the place who will look. And mind you everyone was looking. But one good thing did become of her actions, our service got a whole lot better....
 
I had a Labrador that was beaten as a puppy and consequently, very nervous around men she didn't know. Well, the first time I brought my ex home, every 15 minutes she was letting out the stinkiest farts ever. I was so embarrassed, all I could do was laugh. I thought for sure he'd run out the door and I'd never see him again. LOL!!

....Only now, I wish it had gone that way. That was a waste of almost 3 years. <sigh>
 
Never had a bad date that I recall (I always try to make the best out of any situation even if we are not connecting and nothing gives me more saitisfaction than putting a smile on a ladies face even if its in a otherwise uncomfortable situation) and I have never met a woman I did not like, but many that I would never date! (Same difference, LOL.)

Sybella, it would take more than some stinking dog farts to get me away from you either! LOL.

Kevin
 
OMG a wedding already????
Maybe the bridesmaids dresses can match those boxers you have.......
 
I apologize, I decided to edit/remove my post. It didn't have any curse words but after reading it over thought some parts might be considered a little much & might offend someone. Sorry.
 
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Durante said:
I apologize, I decided to edit/remove my post. It didn't have any curse words but after reading it over thought some parts might be considered a little much & might offend someone. Sorry.
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Chris, I specifically came here to read yours!
Wasn't it just last June your were trying to trade off that lady of yours??
 
Magic said:
Chris, I specifically came here to read yours!
Wasn't it just last June your were trying to trade off that lady of yours??
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Yep, I remember joking around about that.Okay, but it is kind of gross at one point...

Many years ago, I ended a relationship after I found out I was being cheated on. I was with the girl for few years & all though out high school so I was pretty heartbroken. I wasn't used to being single & made my rounds with a few women trying to replace what I lost. My family wasn't impressed by my newly found reputation & after a long talk, I agreed to go out on a date with a "good girl" my mother arranged for me to meet through a friend of a friend.

I showed up & met the girls mother who was already at her house to pick up her 2 grandchildren that she was babysitting for the night so her daughter & I could go out. I didn't know anything about the kids & doubted it would work out since we obviously were at different points in our life's but said screw it. After both of us actually having a good time & way to much to drink we made it back to her home & I was invited to stay. Of course this lead to us having sex twice & me realizing this girl was not the innocent girl people thought she was.

I was with maybe one or two wild girls before her who were into some weird stuff so I tried blow it off but there was one thing I found really odd. When ever I was about to finish the deed she wanted me to do it on crazy places. The 1st time was on clean clothes folded in a laundry basket, the 2nd time on the wall. I was disgusted in myself for doing the act & even though that's what she wanted & it was her house/room it really bothered me not knowing why she would ask me to do it. I got got over it pretty fast though & finally passed out only to be awaken about an hour later. It was still really early in the morning she was telling me that I was a nice guy but I needed to leave ASAP & never call. I was really tired & hung over but became really motivated once she told me why I should go.

It turns out she had a husband (baby daddy) that she found out cheated on her right before going to jail, who was finally being released that day & that she doubted he would be happy after he got home & seen his clothes & side of the room. I never heard from or talked to the girl again & nothing ever came back on me from the whole incident. I guess it was fun in one sense but honestly it left me scared for the longest while that some guy was just going to show up & kill me . Also if this happened to any of the guys reading this I'm sure it wasn't me & is just weird coincidence.
 
Hahahaaaaa!!!

Okay, that was funny. I, too, might think I was going to randomly get a visit from a paroled thug after that.
 
I was with maybe one or two wild girls before her who were into some weird stuff so I tried blow it off but there was one thing I found really odd. When ever I was about to finish the deed she wanted me to do it on crazy places. The 1st time was on clean clothes folded in a laundry basket, the 2nd time on the wall. I was disgusted in myself for doing the act
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Chris, dont be disgusted you played a part in her fantasy and had fun.

Have you ever gotten a woman so pissed off at you she started a bad guy thread just to hurt you?

I thought about telling a couple bad date stories here but after thinking it over... a gentleman never kisses then tells.:reddevil:
 
Ed Clark said:
Have you ever gotten a woman so pissed off at you she started a bad guy thread just to hurt you?
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No, I'm usually a decent guy & try to treat the ladies good. I think the worst 2 things I can remember doing to me of the top of my head are pretty minor. Once after I finished & was leaving school for the day I came out to find my car tires flat & WH**E written across my windshield. I was kind of embarrassed because everyone seen it & I was actually with a female friend I planned on driving home that day. Another time a girl actually called my mother & said I gave her a STD. It wasn't true & the girl apologized & admitted to my mom it was a lie to get back at me but that wasn't until I actually had to go to the doctors & get a note to prove to my mom I was clean & get her to stop crying about it.
 
Chris I'm glad you posted, that... is crazy.
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Ed Clark said:
Have you ever gotten a woman so pissed off at you she started a bad guy thread just to hurt you?
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hmm didn't you start a BOI on her first? Albeit by about 10 min I think but still.
:dgrin:
 
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