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Yeah well this only LOOKS like a poll......

What do you want with you on your deserted island? More than 1 OK.

  • The new 2005 federal income tax code and your tax law book

    Votes: 1 4.3%

  • Lucille

    Votes: 3 13.0%

  • A VERY long extension cord, a laptop, and the BOI

    Votes: 11 47.8%

  • Reptile collection items for an exploration of the island and a hope of a new species

    Votes: 10 43.5%

  • Hopefully either non venomous or having a slow day in the bite dep't

    Votes: 5 21.7%

  • A harem of VERY sexy babes

    Votes: 10 43.5%

  • Who have not seen a man in six months and want YOU

    Votes: 6 26.1%

  • The entire cast of the Houston Firefighter Calendar guys yep all 12

    Votes: 3 13.0%

  • A romance novel and a box of chocolates; maybe cheesecake too

    Votes: 2 8.7%

  • f'ing sand heh

    Votes: 3 13.0%

  • Champagne, foie gras, lobster souffle, and a little geisha

    Votes: 2 8.7%

  • A can of Pringles,Scotch whiskey in a Dixie cup and a ho

    Votes: 4 17.4%

  • Seamus Haley

    Votes: 2 8.7%

  • Chips, beer, and the Superbowl and your buddies

    Votes: 3 13.0%

  • other

    Votes: 8 34.8%
  • Total voters
    23
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Someone posted a poll about polls and there is a plurality of people who think (gasp) that we have TOO MANY polls on this forum. To respond to that heinous accusation I say
1) don't look and
2) kiss my....


ANYWAY the subject for today is the traditional deserted island fantasy. If you were marooned on a fairly comfy isle and knew that sooner or later you would be rescued, what would you want to have with you to pass the time?
 
Danni:

I'm SURE Seamus would quit playing with his slinky if you were there... :D
 
Included was "other"

would have to have a mask and snorkel...can live with or without the fins...perhaps some airplane wreckage to make a still out of, for those long nights...oh yeah...corn or potatos.

So, six months later, you have the girl, tons of fresh food, and white lightning...if that isn't getting lucky, what is????
greg
 
I had to pick a harem of babes....what can i say im a ladies man :cool:
 
Seamus Haley said:
Other.

Everyone loves a slinky.
Click to expand...

i got stuck at the panama city airport for 45 minutes casue the slinky that a girl gave me looked suspicious through the x-ray machine . actualy it was a junior slinky , not the full sized one . :scatter:
 
"I had to pick a harem of babes...."

so did I ...that's where all the fresh meat comes from. The other white meat...
Picked Lucille for permanent...she has a nice streak to her !

greg
 
Danni has issues sharing with other people. I'm going to duct tape her to a chair and put her on a regime of protienless thin gruel, forced insomnia and sesame street until she learns the value of communal property and the joys of giving.
 
i deleted the message about lucille because now that i found out she's older then my mom i think she's a little out of my league :eatpointe
 
I appreciate that you did that Eric: I do not even kid around about minors, I am very protective of young people; and that is why I asked you to delete your post.

The baby ATB I purchased from you and your mom is doing well, and very happy in its Neodesha Arboreal cage with an automatic mister. It's got quite the little attitude, I work hard to make a perfect environment that it will be happy with, and it tries to bite me. I dunno if it's a fair trade, but it is a great snake!
 
Lucille, you are too darned nice hee hee.

Smack it around, teach it some manners ;)

Hell if Melissa can teach her burms to come on command...

Sorry Seamus, I didn't mean any disrespect to your one true love

bahahhahahahhaha
 
What, am I the only one who will be watching the Super Bowl??? LOL Rabid Steelers fan here, y'all KNOW I am gonna be glued to the TV in the neighborhood bar for playoffs this season.
 
Playoffs sure... Superbowl? Not a chance you Pennsylvania loving... uh... insert derogatory term here! It's the Pats' game and the Pats' win because Bellichick has decreed it. Plus Ben Roethlishberger is some sort of sasquatch and as soon as the DNA results are back the NFL will have no choice but to disqualify him from play (like that horse that kicked field goals).
 
You're not still sore about that little "end of the streak" thing, are you? :dgrin: I'm sure the Philadelphia folks hate us just as bad, so y'all are in good company. Big Ben a sasquatch? :rofl: I love it! Even if that does happen LOL! that won't stop the Steel Curtain cuz it's COWHER who is the backbone of that team. Most folks are predicting a Pitts/Philly Super Bowl, that should be almost as interesting as the Great Missouri War (as the family calls the 87 World Series between StL & KC...I have family in both of those cities!).
 
Well the BOI is one of the leading choices and I agree. A little peace, quiet and Fauna make a very appealing way to spend some time; after all the superbowl will end; the babes (and you) will run out of steam sooner or later, but the BOI is ALWAYS useful and entertaining......
 
My own island nation..... Good idea. :D Lets see have a massive build up in military power first. Then invade the nearest country and take it over on my way to total world domination. That or just start a nudist colony with hot chicks only. It is a toss up between the two.
 
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