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12-09-2002, 08:23 PM
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KING OF WOMEN JOKES
why are women like a deck of cards?
you need a heart to love her
you need a diamond to marry her
you need a club to beat her
and you need a spade to bury her
beat that kenster!!!!!!lol
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12-09-2002, 08:29 PM
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oh my that was good!! LOL!!! Hmm let me see what I got...
Why do women have smaller feet than men???
Helps them stand closer to the stove...
What do you do if your wifes watch breaks???
Nothing, tell her there is a clock on the stove....
PS: Karl, i have now cut and pasted that card joke to all my friends, it is that good!!
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12-09-2002, 09:13 PM
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Ok guys.... how bout these??
What do you TELL a woman with two black eyes??
Nothing! You already told the bitch TWICE!
What do you call a woman with two black eyes, a busted lip and a bloody nose??
A slow learner!
....Uncle Goobs
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12-09-2002, 09:23 PM
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not bad Neil, kinda old...But still funny...
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12-09-2002, 10:04 PM
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Ken.... OLD???.... I'm 50!....The last time I heard MOST of these jokes.... I fell off my Dinosaur!!.... But, they STILL make for a good laugh, and that's what this site is all about! You dig?
....Your Uncle Goobs
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12-09-2002, 10:12 PM
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DID YOU HEAR THIS ONE?
How can you tell when a woman is having a bad day? She has a tampon behind her ear, and her pencil is missing! TEDSNAKE
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12-09-2002, 10:16 PM
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Neil, you got me by 23 years...Damn I always wanted a pet dinosaur too!! 50, huh so you were around when the wheel was made. Did you get to see the first fire as well?? Yeah I agree even old jokes are still funny....
You ever hear about the farmer from North Dakota, he always wore velcro pants and always had on velcro gloves, and every time he walked past his sheep pen they would all say.....daaaaaaaaaaadddddddd
The best pick up line in a North Dakota bar.....Hey nice tooth!!
Oh yeah this is a great section and you are perfect for the moderator spot....
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12-09-2002, 10:33 PM
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It's like the American General and the Afghni General standing next to each other in battle.... the American General yells out.... "Sargeant! Go get me my RED jacket!".... the Afghani General says, "Why a RED jacket?".... the American General says, "This way, if I get shot, I don't want my men to see me bleed!".... the Afghani General (in a knowing voice) says, "Sargeant! Go get me my BROWN PANTS!"
....Neil
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