That is not a compliment to them 
I've spent the ENTIRE day since 9AM waiting for a package that had to be signed for(not critters thank God)
About an hour ago I called customer service, apparently the driver knocked off early today and told Fedex it was because of weather conditions. Lie.
It has been beautiful here and in nearby towns, I did yard work for several hours while waiting. Perhaps the 'weather' meant that is was so nice that he wanted to go fishing.
I'm trying to resist the impulse to generalize this one event but right now I think Fedex sucks.
I've been Fedexed.

I've spent the ENTIRE day since 9AM waiting for a package that had to be signed for(not critters thank God)
About an hour ago I called customer service, apparently the driver knocked off early today and told Fedex it was because of weather conditions. Lie.
It has been beautiful here and in nearby towns, I did yard work for several hours while waiting. Perhaps the 'weather' meant that is was so nice that he wanted to go fishing.
I'm trying to resist the impulse to generalize this one event but right now I think Fedex sucks.
I've been Fedexed.

Pretty much nails it.