I have not lied once here in the entire situation
my vet treated them and gave me a cocktail of flagyl and panacur to soak them in.
I took good care of them by treating them for parasites.
I soaked them in flagyl and panacur.
Whoops when I said I ...it really means my vet. My vet soaked them.
No my vet did not soak them. My vet treated them orally. I soaked them in panacur and flagyl. No wait I soaked them in spring water from the alps and 1/30 of a crop of chicken broth.
My friend opened the box and called me from work. No wait. I was really there and we held each others hands as we opened the box.
A few had mouth rot. No wait. Half of them have mouth rot.
They are dying of mouth rot....AAAAAHHHHH hurry treat the mouth rot for parasites. Oh wait. They are not dying of mouth rot. They are dying of internal parasites because they drank african water from the river. What they could not drink from the river because they are captive hatched? ummm they drank from african faucets and got parasites.
Alex had a lot of ball pythons die. My sources (all three of them) told me he had a lot more die. And if you do not believe me....contact me , myself and I.
The ball pythons I have are dying. The ball pythons at my friends house are dying too. I sold them to him. But only after they were treated. Oh wait I have not sold a single one.
I keep them in big aquariums... no no no I keep them ten to a bin.
I have fed them and know exactly which one in the bin has fed. I also know which one in the bin regurgitated. How do I know this? Well it is only 800 animals......it is not that hard to figure out who regurged when you keep them all together and they all look basically the same.
I hasd some die yesterday and 11 die tonight for a total of about 50.... no wait. I change my mind....35 died yesterday and 20 died tonight. for a total of about 50
This picture was from yesterday. YUMMY. oh imeant it was from today. no longer yummy.
The ingredients. for the cocktail.
Take dehydrated h20 add spring water.
Take a drop of chicken broth. divide the drop into 30 droplets.
Take one of those droplets and add it to the dehydrated h2o and spring water.
p.s. I never lied. I just changed my stories a lot.
and you guys are not alowed to take my words at face value....at least not until I have twisted them.
Remeber I = my vet
flagyl = naturally fresh spring water.
panacur = 1/30 of a drop of chicken broth.
Toss in a couple of ball pythons. Count to five. and ouala serve chilled in your favorite bowl.