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Neil, I have to agree with everyone else. If you are not "worried" about us children then why dont you shut your yap and walk away? Maybee its because little Sal wont put down the marionette strings!
 
Chuck...

First of all, I have never spoken to Tom Crutchfield before today, I just got off a three-way conversation with Lynn (Coach) Peterson and Tom Crutchfield after reading this thread. They both wanted me to post on here that you are a "mental moron", words straight from the horse's mouth!
They both told me to put their phone numbers on here for you and anyone else to call them, with any questions that you may have.
Please call them, they are waiting for your call, and you will find out what they both think of you.

Tom Crutchfield 239-645-9661
Lynn (Coach) Peterson 417-588-7900

Chuck..... Lynn and Tom say you are a bold face liar, just because you bought 10 pastel red ear sliders, you think you know him. Then, you think you know Tom because you heard his name before, when in fact, you know nothing about nobody (including Neil), and I just got word that Lynn and Tom just left you a message, when do you plan on returning their calls, any time soon, or do you just start crap and not answer to it?? And to all of you other readers out there, how many of you have done business with Critical Bill, aka Chuck Kimmel?? Are you all to believe all that he says, while he hides behind his computer screen? Bottom line, Chuck is a liar and he knows it. And again pick up the phone and call Lynn or Tom and see if what Chuck says is true.

And all you guys on this board, don't ask why Tom and Lynn (Coach) wouldn't post on this board, because they wouldn't spend a penny on this ridiculous board. They were around long before this board, and they will be around long after this board (including Neil).

One more thing...We, ( my partner and I), just bought out a large rodent facility here in Florida, So up till about a week ago I was being supplied by G and G. Call them also and ask to talk to the owner Greg 386-328-7625 or 386-312-0039. I encourage you!!

I will not be posting on here again to play these childish games with you people. This thread to me is for entertainment, to read what you guys put up here is comical to me, Say what you want, I could care less, it doesn't hurt me one bit. I'm through with posting on this thread.

Feel free to call me ( who's hiding)??
772-621-4031
Sal Tornambene
Boca Morphs
 
Sla your a funny little itty bitty man! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
 
On that particular point, you're right.... I DO owe him an apology, and the fact (as it turned out) that I was WRONG.... and I DO apologize to him.... I honestly thought they were different snakes, and for all your theorizing, none of you had any PROOF of it being the same snake untill he fessed up and admitted it....

Do I understand this right? You apologize to Bill because you understood there were two snakes? What kind of an apology is that? The apology should be to all the participants of that thread and not to Bill. You are apologizing because you believed in his two-snake story when in reality there was always only one snake?
 
Hiding huh? Sal, though you say you are done posting in this thread, you are still leaving with a lot of unanswered questions. Again.
 
Interesting, a while ago in this same thread Alison said this:

Did I defend him...absolutely, I was his wife, he couldn't type and get his point across so I had to do it for him.

Now I read Sal’s recent post, and it’s an articulate, mistake-free, well thought post. I’m not sure how he did it but for someone that “can’t type” he did a heck of a job. This leads me to conclude that it was not a matter of if he could write but if he would be willing to do it (Unless of course Ed has a secretary on the payroll too).
 
The BoidSmith said:
Do I understand this right? You apologize to Bill because you understood there were two snakes? What kind of an apology is that? The apology should be to all the participants of that thread and not to Bill. You are apologizing because you believed in his two-snake story when in reality there was always only one snake?
And if he did apologize,Whould it do any good ? I think not, Y'all want it only so it gives you more to talk about. And stop bring me up in these threads, I have nothing to do with Sal..... And if his life is getting better, That is great.And if some big boy here is doing a good deal with him, Hey he must be doing something right you think??? :)
 
Clearwater_Reptiles said:
And if he did apologize,Whould it do any good ? I think not, Y'all want it only so it gives you more to talk about. And stop bring me up in these threads, I have nothing to do with Sal..... And if his life is getting better, That is great.And if some big boy here is doing a good deal with him, Hey he must be doing something right you think??? :)
- the H
 
BocaReptiles said:
They both told me to put their phone numbers on here for you and anyone else to call them, with any questions that you may have.

I have NO reason to call either of them or you Sal. No reason whatsoever. I do not deal with thieves or associate with them. Had I known Lynns position with regards to helping you I would not have completed the deal.

BocaReptiles said:
Please call them, they are waiting for your call, and you will find out what they both think of you.

I have no need to call. They both called me. They both left messages. Tom's was quite ordinary and pleasent and Lynn's was....well....Lynn's a bit upset.

BocaReptiles said:
Chuck..... Lynn and Tom say you are a bold face liar, just because you bought 10 pastel red ear sliders, you think you know him.

I spoke with Lynn twice. Once when your name and Tom's were brought up by Lynn and the second time it was to assure Lynn my check had been mailed because it was delayed in arriving to him.

I dont claim to know Lynn through one conversation. I can only say I know what I heard Lynn say. He said he was best friends with Tom and he said he was helping you out. I believe both to be true, no reason to think Lynn would lie about that.

All I did here was run a possible scenario. My hunch or my thoughts may be worth a good fart...who knows? Youre making it seem that it is so.

Neil created a scene of mystery and suspense so I rode with it in my wild way. If you have a problem with people chatting about what could be going on in your life then why not just set the record straight when the question is raised?

BocaReptiles said:
Then, you think you know Tom because you heard his name before, when in fact, you know nothing about nobody (including Neil),

I dont know Tom. Never claimed to know him. I only listened to how well Lynn spoke of him...recanting the good old days. That was it. I also listened to how well Lynn spoke of you. That was it. I dont know Neil except for what I read here.

So you are 100% correct. I dont know Tom or Lynn or Neil. I do know what I heard from the other end of my phone line.

BocaReptiles said:
And to all of you other readers out there, how many of you have done business with Critical Bill, aka Chuck Kimmel??

Actually its Chuck Kimmel aka Critical Bill.

BocaReptiles said:
Are you all to believe all that he says, while he hides behind his computer screen? Bottom line, Chuck is a liar and he knows it. And again pick up the phone and call Lynn or Tom and see if what Chuck says is true.

Well...I guess I could be a total liar although I havent given anyone here reason to believe I am anything but honest.....perhaps too honest. I dont mind people thinking I'm a nasty bastard on occasion but I'd hate to think that anyone would believe I would lie. I never have I never will.

So I wont be calling either of these guys Sal. I wont be calling you or your partner Neil. I dont think its worth my time to debate what I know I listened to on the phone and what I repeated for everyone to read in print. I didnt condemn anybody, I didnt accuse anyone of doing anything wrong. I created a scenario that I thought would be food for thought. That it bothered you so much...sorry man. Neil did the same thing and when it was in defense of you you had not problem. Take your knocks on the chin like a chump and be on your way.

BocaReptiles said:
And all you guys on this board, don't ask why Tom and Lynn (Coach) wouldn't post on this board, because they wouldn't spend a penny on this ridiculous board. They were around long before this board, and they will be around long after this board (including Neil).

Yes that is correct. That is another thing Lynn mentioned to me on the phone. He clearly stated this place was a joke and that Rich was a faggot. Something over that Daniel Hainey IBD issue thread where the kid made some false claims against Lynn. He wanted Rich to retract what was said about him and according to Lynn...Rich flat out refused to do so. Thems the rules I guess...they apply to all.

Sorry for posting that Rich, but thats what I heard.

You see...we did discuss many different things other than his relationship to Tom and you Sal. We also discussed his total distaste for the BOI quite candidly.

BocaReptiles said:
One more thing...We, ( my partner and I), just bought out a large rodent facility here in Florida, So up till about a week ago I was being supplied by G and G. Call them also and ask to talk to the owner Greg 386-328-7625 or 386-312-0039. I encourage you!!

Good Luck and I wish you much success. I hope you do well enough to settle all your debts in just one weeks time. Truly I mean that.

BocaReptiles said:
I will not be posting on here again to play these childish games with you people. This thread to me is for entertainment, to read what you guys put up here is comical to me, Say what you want, I could care less, it doesn't hurt me one bit. I'm through with posting on this thread.

Take care Sal....nice dragging you out of hiding....even if it did come at the expense of future dealings with Lynn. He's pretty pissed at me now...left quite a message on machine that I'll have to have both my attorney and local law enforcement listen to just to be certain I'm not taking anything he said out of context. Dont think anything will come of it though as most of it just seems to be huffing and puffing. Anyway...I'm an easy going guy and sometimes things can get said in the heat of the moment.

BocaReptiles said:
Feel free to call me ( who's hiding)??
772-621-4031
Sal Tornambene
Boca Morphs

I would call you but then I'd spend an hour wiping the ear piece with a clorox disinfectant towel. It would be like your breathe in my ear. Woo..I just got the goose bumps and my nipples became hard. :)

I must say for me to be so far off base and so wrong...such a big liar.....I sure did get a few people more than fired up over some ridiculous theory...no?
 
Neil Gubitz said:
Wow.... what a GREAT bunch of detectives!!.... You guys make Inspector Clouseau look like a genius!!....

LMFAO!!

Neil

I thought he was a genius. So that goes to show you what my theory is really worth. Nothing more than bad weekend entertainment.

So why all the fuss? Why my phone blowing up with calls from Tom and Lynn? Why is Sal comin outta hidin for just my little dumb FAR off the mark suggestion?

I ask you because obviously I suck at the detective work.
 
Hey Chuck

Why don't you call Tom, Lynn, and Sal? You called them out here on the BOI. Are you a man or a chicken, hiding out on his farm? Maybe you could show some guts and come up to Tom and Lynn at a show and tell them what you think of them to their faces? Don't hide behind the cops; you called them out. If you are so righteous, then I am sure you can take them in a fair fight.

:cool:
 
brucestephenson said:
Why don't you call Tom, Lynn, and Sal? You called them out here on the BOI. Are you a man or a chicken, hiding out on his farm? Maybe you could show some guts and come up to Tom and Lynn at a show and tell them what you think of them to their faces? Don't hide behind the cops; you called them out. If you are so righteous, then I am sure you can take them in a fair fight.

:cool:

I'm smoking a cig right now....I'll have your reply in a few.
 
brucestephenson said:
Why don't you call Tom, Lynn, and Sal? You called them out here on the BOI. Are you a man or a chicken, hiding out on his farm? Maybe you could show some guts and come up to Tom and Lynn at a show and tell them what you think of them to their faces? Don't hide behind the cops; you called them out. If you are so righteous, then I am sure you can take them in a fair fight.

:cool:
Bruce the answer to that is it's easier to trash people with their typing skills, then to pick up a phone and confront the person they are trashing. Everybody is brave behind the keyboard but most likely its to compansate for their real lack of courage in the real world whatcha think????
 
Sal is a punk, bottom line. Yes I will tell him that to his face at a show.
 
So what, you tell someone they are a POS to their face. They already know that. Sal knows what he is, what would that accomplish to reinforce the fact that he already knows?

Sal, you're a tough guy, why don't you pay up on every single debt you owe or tell eveyone to take a hike?

Be a man and buck up LITTLE soldier.
 
brucestephenson said:
Why don't you call Tom, Lynn, and Sal?

For what purpose? I have no apologies to offer because someone feelings got hurt over a theory or hunch I posted. Perhaps they should speak with Neil and ask him to respect the low profile they wish to maintain and ask he not go throwing out subtle hints.

brucestephenson said:
You called them out here on the BOI.

Really? I called them out? I thought I just mentioned my side of a phone conversation I had with somebody. If their recollection differs from mine they are more than welcome to post what they recall being said during the conversation right here for everyone to read.

brucestephenson said:
Are you a man or a chicken, hiding out on his farm?

I wish I owned a farm. I own some farm land, but I dont have a functioning farm. I am a man and not a chicken. I think chickens get a bum rap for running away and hiding. I had the kids at a petting zoo with lots of chickens recently and they attacked us....and they try to hurt you. And seriously...if you think by calling me a chicken that its going to infuriate me I just want you to know that it only made me hungry and now I want McDonalds Mcnuggetts. Thanks alot...I live in the friggin mountains where they close at 8pm and are not 24 hours.

brucestephenson said:
Maybe you could show some guts and come up to Tom and Lynn at a show and tell them what you think of them to their faces?

If I'm attending a show when they are both there I would have no problem introducing myself to either of them. I didnt accuse either of doing anything wrong. Again...I just posted my end of a conversation and theory I put together in less than 5 seconds.

They gonna punch me over that? Rough me up a bit?

Certainly I hope thats not what you are implying Bruce.

brucestephenson said:
Don't hide behind the cops; you called them out.
If you are so righteous, then I am sure you can take them in a fair fight.
:cool:

Bruce....are you nuts? I'm 39 and a father of 3. You think I would fight at my age or look for a fight that could take me from my family or children for even one second? Over a theory on the internet? How phooked up in the mind are you that you are trying to stage a fight between me and two people I've never met except to have a rather disturbing phone conversation with one? You are a sick bastard for suggesting I would be harmed over a stupid theory.

I wont report this to Rich but I do hope someone points this out to him that you are wrong for wishing me harm. And you suck. :)
 
From you, that is a complement. Chicken, chicken , chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken ,chicken chicken chicken, chicken, chicken!

:cool:
 
Clearwater_Reptiles said:
whatcha think????

I'll answer this question first to get it out of the way....

I think youre a thief and a liar and just real bad seed. I think God might call your number on your next surgery and the only person to miss you will be that kid with the sniffles shedding a tear for the father he never had but wished he did. It would bring new meaning to the words...grave dissapointment.

Clearwater_Reptiles said:
Bruce the answer to that is it's easier to trash people with their typing skills, then to pick up a phone and confront the person they are trashing.

Bruce did not suggest that. Bruce suggested I meet them and fight with them.

Would that be your way as well Bill? Meet them to fight?

Clearwater_Reptiles said:
Everybody is brave behind the keyboard but most likely its to compansate for their real lack of courage in the real world

You weren't brave at all when you were being attacked on your thread. You folded after a brief struggle. Are you saying the opposite of this is true? That face to face you're a stronger opponent with greater courage than what you'd ever be representing yourself in print? That I like everybody else here is stronger in print than we ever would be in person?

Maybe thats true....for some of us....but what if all of us decided to meet you in the real world. Would you feel outnumbered again? Would you curl up like a puppy and lick your genitals in a show of submission like you did when you defended yourself on your thread is basically what I'm asking. Would you Bill? I think thats what we would see.
 
critical bill said:
Something over that Daniel Hainey IBD issue thread where the kid made some false claims against Lynn. He wanted Rich to retract what was said about him and according to Lynn...Rich flat out refused to do so. Thems the rules I guess...they apply to all.

Sorry for posting that Rich, but thats what I heard.
:>off_to<:
Lynn, the thread with Hainey only hurt him and not you.

I don't understand why you would be upset with Rich over it. Everyone knows (or they should) before they post, that all statements will remain and nothing will be deleted. If you’re mad you should redirect your anger Dan's way. After all, Rich did not post anything.
 
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