ronritzer
New member
The police don't investigate herp related crimes. I bet if I was walking my iguana or burmese python down the block and some old lady saw and called the police they would be there in no time with a shiny new pair of hand cuffs for me and everything. But as for major theft and fraud, forget about it, that would involve thinking.
This is the funniest thing I have ever read. "Sorry sir, thats a herp related crime" not "sorry sir, thats a civil matter, you'll have to go to claims court" no its "the police dont investigate herp related crimes."
If they dont investigate herp related crimes, why would they show up if an old lady called and complained that there was iguana? LOL! Are you for real? I bet NOT!
Lets see some proof buddy, emails, maybe a tracking number, the pictures of your snakes, phone records, a picture with your name on it...ANYTHING!