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CMG/Chris Guida/Bad guy

ok first of all lets get this straight. and i am not on here to get 500 more pages going but rather to clear a few things up. there are a couple of people i owe animals to that is correct but those of you that have your animals from me and want to jump on this bandwagon against me thats fine but that is not fraud. you got what you paid for and the animals will prove out. i am not stalling for statue of limitations or nothing like that. fraud would be if the person was a scam to begin with and never had product to send. i can prove through paypal and other payment options such as credit cards and money orders that i have done a ton of business and all of it was good up until the point that one hard to deal with customer got this whole thing to snowball out of control. and i have had to pay people back that even got animals from me because of this and if she thinks after creating this that she is first in line for a refund she is sadly mistaken. now if you want to waiste your time by taking me to court and start a bunch of drama over this then that is fine. i am prepared to furnish all the proof i need and have a lawyer ready to proceed. otherwise my only other option is to handle this the only way i can and that is to pay back the people i owe money or animals to. now lets see how would i go about doing that? one way is to do business but wait i cant do that cause that was ruined for me by the bashing i took on here. so know the only other option would be for me to go back to work in the field that i was in before the reptile business and i still have to pay my bills out of that so it will take some time. so you tell me what you think i should do cause i would love to hear the advise since so many of you on here know everything. now i tried to end the dispute with miss ellen force along time ago and she can come on here and talk all the crap she wants about he said she said but she was the most difficult person i ever dealt with. i dont expect you people on here that trash me to be sympathetic or anything else like and im not looking for that but you guys seem to have so much knowledge from a one sided situation. think about the people you ruin and the careers you screw up when you go on a forum like this and trash somebody when it is none of your damn business. now this is not directed towards those i owe. i know who you are and i will take care of it but it is not something i can do overnight. i have already discussed with my lawyer a couple different ways to handle that and it will be taken care of even if i have to take out loans but if you have not dealt with me then get a life and worry about your own problems unless your perfect and i serious doubt you are.
 
Hey Chris,

I hope you don't think that I was in any way bashing you. I think that our business together was very pleasent and I got the animals in a timely manner and they were in good health. I just get a little scetched out when I see 45 pages of complaints and bickering back and forth about a person I did some business with.

You seemed to me to be a very nice guy and a good dealer to deal w/ but I got a little worried and wanted to see if anyone had proved animals out from you. I hope to God they will prove out and I really hope you will make everything right w/ all the people that need to be reimbursed or need papers and what not. Maybe then you could do want you like and start selling animals again. Good luck.

Jeremy
 
thanks for the info all

Before I sell my animals I'm going to photo ID them etc.
I'm knew to this hobby and would hate for someone to use my paperwork in a FRAUD-E way.

Seems I can add other person to the NOT to deal with list.

Tony Denicola
 
Loans? Why not selling some of your animals?

First off no-one wants you broke. Competition is sound for the buyer. The more honest dealers there are out there the more choices there are. You have posted interesting animals in the past. But it is not that is worrying people though.

there are a couple of people i owe animals to that is correct

Only a couple, so there is probably not a lot of money involved.

you got what you paid for and the animals will prove out.

So far there is one that got a tick-infested possible hetero for pied that hatched normals, let’s hope the rest will prove out. With regards to that particular instance, why didn’t you asked for that female to be returned. After all she was a 66er with only one clutch on her, which could have proven in the next breeding? Maybe even sell her again? But yet you wanted nothing to do with her. Why didn’t you ask for the return of the babies? Even if you assumed after one breeding she was probably a normal the clutch was all 50% possible, and worth $200 each ($1,200). You offered to replace everything with a pastel jungle instead without even considering the return of the ball pythons, years of pied genetics thrown out the window…

i can prove through paypal and other payment options such as credit cards and money orders that i have done a ton of business and all of it was good up until the point that one hard to deal with customer got this whole thing to snowball out of control.

So you are blaming Ellen, you know, the one you owe the snakes and/or money, for all your problems?

and i have had to pay people back that even got animals from me because of this and if she thinks after creating this that she is first in line for a refund she is sadly mistaken.

Let’s hear about it. So far we know of only one person you returned a deposit to and it is because he had a family problem. The other one received the paperwork owed which cost you a 37 cent stamp (plus the paper and the ink, OK). Let’s hear some names and contact information of those of which you returned their money to.

otherwise my only other option is to handle this the only way i can and that is to pay back the people i owe money or animals to. now lets see how would i go about doing that? one way is to do business but wait i cant do that cause that was ruined for me by the bashing i took on here. so know the only other option would be for me to go back to work in the field that i was in before the reptile business and i still have to pay my bills out of that so it will take some time. so you tell me what you think i should do cause i would love to hear the advise since so many of you on here know everything.

Let us see. According to your ads you have at least one pied breeder male, how much is he worth?

According to your ads you have Kahl albino boa breeders (you know, the one that produced the baby albino you had once for sale). How much are those worth?

No one is asking you to go broke. But it seems you want to “eat grit and whistle Dixie at the same time”, that doesn’t work like that.

i tried to end the dispute with miss ellen force along time ago and she can come on here and talk all the crap she wants about he said she said but she was the most difficult person i ever dealt with.

Yes, you left it in writing in this forum. You said, and I quote “That has already been arranged”, meaning the return of her money and the animals. It never happened.

i dont expect you people on here that trash me to be sympathetic or anything else like and im not looking for that but you guys seem to have so much knowledge from a one sided situation.

Do you understand now why the sympathy card cannot be played now?

Think about the people you ruin and the careers you screw up when you go on a forum like this and trash somebody when it is none of your damn business. now this is not directed towards those i owe. i know who you are and i will take care of it but it is not something i can do overnight.

Put it the other way around. Think about the people that send money to you never to see their animals, paperwork, or that received a tick-infested 66% hetero for pied.

Good luck!
 
thanks

Well, Chris, although I agree with a lot of stuff alvaro said, I am very thankful for your post and I hope you continue to post from time to time... I get really worried when you drop off for months at a time.

I'm feel a little better after hearing you say that you are still intending to make good with me.

Is there any way you can give me some idea when you can send me the pastel so we can put this all behind us?

Email me privately if you would, and tell me why you said you would give me one of the pastels you were hatching out around June 6, but then said you didn't have any? Did they not produce. It's not a shame to have crappy odds, but it is not right just not answer and leave a customer up in the air for months after a promise was made.

Justin Kobylka
[email protected]
 
alvaro, have i done business with you? no so qoute all you want but get the qoute about minding your own business through your head. i will deal with the ones i need to and that is that. i have told all i can and i will keep posting as long as it isnt a free for all on ruining me. now that is as clear as i can put it. and no jeremy you are not at all anyone i was talking about. i hope you didnt think that. and justin i will be squaring up with you. i am in the process of trying to trade some things around but it is hard to do business right now because of all the crap i have taken. and rafeal i havent forgot about you either.
 
CMGREPTILES said:
i am in the process of trying to trade some things around but it is hard to do business right now because of all the crap i have taken.

I think you have misspoken there chris. You have only TAKEN so much crap because you are such a crappy business man. I don't think you've TAKEN anything you haven't ASKED for yourself.

Nice try at the pity party though I seriously doubt anyone will be coming.

I don't suppose you ever wonder WHY you're having such problems with your business do you?
 
OK WES. LETS SEE I HAVE ABOUT 200 PAYPAL RECEIPTS HERE FROM THE BETTER PART OF LAST YEAR. ALL OF WHOM WERE SMOOTH TRANSACTIONS BUT BECAUSE OF A FEW BAD DEALS THAT MAKES ME A FRAUD? YOU NEED TO STICK TO YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS AS WELL AS ALVARO. IM NOT WANTING PITTY AND IF I WANTED TO SCREW PEOPLE I WOULD TELL EVERYONE ON HERE TO SCREW THEMSELVES BUT INSTEAD I HAVE MADE THE EFFORT TO EXPLAIN THE SITUATION. AND IF THAT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH THEN FILE FRAUD AGAINST ME, FILE CHARGES AGAINST ME, IM NOT HIDING, IM ANSWERING YOUR POST ARENT I? IM GOING TO TAKE CARE OF THE SITUATION AND THEN YOU AND ALVARO AND THE REST THAT ARE NOT INVOLVED CAN ALL KISS MY A%#. HOW BOUT THAT NOW IF YOU WANT TO TURN THIS INTO A PISSING MATCH THEN GO AHEAD BUT I DONT OWE YOU NOTHING SO WAISTE YOUR TIME IF YOU WANT TO CAUSE THAT IS ALL YOUR DOING.
 
Hey
Ive been reading these posts and i see you saying your going to make right with all these people,but you havent responded to me in months-when am i getting my 2000 back i sent you for a pair of het pieds?
 
CMGREPTILES said:
OK WES. LETS SEE I HAVE ABOUT 200 PAYPAL RECEIPTS HERE FROM THE BETTER PART OF LAST YEAR. ALL OF WHOM WERE SMOOTH TRANSACTIONS BUT BECAUSE OF A FEW BAD DEALS THAT MAKES ME A FRAUD?

"Apparently to YOU it DOES make you a a fraud, it sure does to me. You see, when you say one thing and do another, when you sell one animal and ship another, when you send pics of something and deliver something else, there is a name for that. Can you guess what it is? No? Figures. Let me be of assistance. The word for the CRIMES you have committed is FRAUD. I don't believe I've ever called you one, not that you aren't, but I don't recall using that particular word to describe you. Of course, a fraudulent person such as yourself may just be in the HABIT of saying one thing and then doing another, eh chris.

If you've done, and this I seriously DOUBT, TWO HUNDRED deals this year then WHY aren't all of your "few bad deals" taken care of already? Why are people waiting OVER a YEAR for you to refund them money if you're sooooooooooooooooo busy as you claim to be? Very interesing question, isn't it?"


IM NOT WANTING PITTY

"It's pity and what with you yelling and your poor punctuation it's hard to know where to break this apart so I'll just slash and burn as I see fit. I don't offer you pity, never meant to intimate it if you thought I did so it's just as well that you don't want any, at least you're satisfied on that front."

AND IF I WANTED TO SCREW PEOPLE I WOULD TELL EVERYONE ON HERE TO SCREW THEMSELVES

"Aren't there 8 or 10 people out there that you have, by YOUR actions, told to screw themselves?"

BUT INSTEAD I HAVE MADE THE EFFORT TO EXPLAIN THE SITUATION.

"I recall that you have made MANY lame excuses and MANY broken promises. I GUESS that's SORT OF like explaining why you engage in fraud, since you brought it up."

AND IF THAT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH THEN FILE FRAUD AGAINST ME, FILE CHARGES AGAINST ME, IM NOT HIDING, IM ANSWERING YOUR POST ARENT I? IM GOING TO TAKE CARE OF THE SITUATION AND THEN YOU AND ALVARO AND THE REST THAT ARE NOT INVOLVED CAN ALL KISS MY A%#.

"No point in getting pissy at Alvaro or myself. Had you not proven yourself a FRAUD, to use your own description, we'd have nothing to say about you and your poor business practices. Perhaps you could just PAY UP what you owe. How about that for a novel thought?"

HOW BOUT THAT NOW IF YOU WANT TO TURN THIS INTO A PISSING MATCH THEN GO AHEAD

"Thanks but no thanks. While there are some here who seem to be constantly on about pissing contests and all that, I'm not into that particular scene, but you have a good time."
 
Dude you keep coming on here saying you are going to make good, all the reading i have done on here looks like you need to pay out same money but you only need to pay me $300. I sent you 300 in April i asked for it back you stopped taken my calls an answering my emails "i dont know what you want to call that "then one week a while ago you asked for my name an address i sent it to you that on July 19 you never got back to me IM not on here to talk crap about you, but DUDE GIVE ME MY MONEY that's it! my brothers kid works at burger king he made $350 that will give you 300 for me and you could keep 50 for your self i could get you an app. if you want
 
To all that have been screwed:

Ya'll are smokin' crack!!!! Giving this crook a chance? You can't train a natural crook to be good!!! That's like getting a tick infested Het Pie to produce!!! Or rather eat!!! I have read everyone of these 200 plus posts and I'm not only disgusted with CMG's actions but with all you folks feeling bad for this crook and hoping you'll either get your snake or money back.TAKE IT TO THE AUTHORITIES....whether it's the usps(shouldn't be shipping that way if he had a 'special' permit or not),FBI or whatever. Get real you guys!!! Nothing is going to happen..if you think this guy is going to settle, he's not.

I just got back into the collecting world after a 12 year absence. THIS CROOK DOESN"T belong in this business!!!!

Dead animals, missing paperwork, tick infested animals, missing money, she did this, my internet was down, my cell phone was off.........GET REAL!!!!!!!!!!!

You do people right...good things happen to you!! Stupid yet simple.

bthacker
 
Chris,

We may have not exchange money or snakes but we have dealt with each other on several ocassions through e-mails. Otherwise how would I know about the Kahl albinos? Of course you would rather have me send money to you, but we both know it is not going to happen. You have made pretty clear that those that sent you money never to receive their animals should keep their mouths shut if they ever want to receive anything from you. Thus it is left to those that were not directly involved with you to inquire about your "business" practices. Again, I have nothing personal against you, but your practices reflect badly on the rest that conduct busines on-line. You asked for suggestions on what to do. I proposed selling some animals to pay back your debts. I have yet to see one for sale.
 
We dealt with Chris last year on numerous occasions, he purchased quite a few imported female ball pythons from us. Our transactions went off without a hitch.

I havent been around too much latley, personal reasons, but I am certainly shocked to see this thread. Hope everything works out for everyone.
 
Yeah, you too, huh? I haven't heard from Chris for quite some time now.

Maybe the idiot got himself arrested. My, wouldn't that be nice.
 
Chris, could I please have an update? I'd be willing to settle with you for much less than you owe me if you will just expidite the process. please email me....

Justin Kobylka
[email protected]
 
Chris

Hey Chris;

I don't wanna talk about our deal in here...
So please e mail me untill monday...
[email protected]

or better yet call me..

509-334-5589

ps:Has anyone have Chris's cell phone #?
 
i called the cops from his home town they are looking into him,im sure the more of us call them down there the more they might do about it there number is 540 658 4400 his addr. is one of these two 44 stonehaven dr
frederrickburg va.22406

or 115 stonehaven dr
frederrickburg va.22406
let me know who call them so when they call me back in a few days
 
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