the gun thing would have been funny. I NEVER NEVER NEVER go anywhere without my little black friend. Glock 32 (.357 sig with a .40 S&W conversion barrel, high cap mags, night sights, modified trigger and custom engraving.) It can be on my ankle, in the waist of my pants, in the pocket of a hoodie, shoulder holster, combat holster on the hip, drop leg holster, tac vest, or anywhere else I want to put it.
All I really want is for Ed to finish the deal so I never have to mess with him again. That's it.
Send the snake to someone and let them forward it to me. I will pay what I owe to all parties and be done with it. Ed, I will pay you for the shipping as soon as I get a copy of the receipt.