• Responding to email notices you receive.
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    In short, DON'T! Email notices are to ONLY alert you of a reply to your private message or your ad on this site. Replying to the email just wastes your time as it goes NOWHERE, and probably pisses off the person you thought you replied to when they think you just ignored them. So instead of complaining to me about your messages not being replied to from this site via email, please READ that email notice that plainly states what you need to do in order to reply to who you are trying to converse with.

  • IMPORTANT! PLEASE READ!! About the Google Adsense ads being displayed

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    Yeah, I know. They are a pain in the butt. But they pay the bills to keep my server running. Just a fact of life, I am afraid.

    Want to get rid of them? Simple. Just become a Contributor level member or above and they will be gone. -> Please click HERE."

    Is that too much for me to ask of you to keep this site running? Well, sorry about that. I too wish I could get everything for free. But alas.....

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    Google Adsense ad revenue for December, 2025 was just $30 over the cost of the lease for the server running this site. So, in effect, the money providing the incentive for me to continue running this site is coming SOLELY from the paid memberships and sponsorships here. Which honestly ain't much....

Fun Kinky Personal Ads !!!

Fun Kinky Personal Ads !!!!!!!

  • Single male seeks reptile loving females for Fauna harem

    Votes: 2 5.6%

  • Sweet wholesome funny attorney-in-training seeks lintelligent conversation and email

    Votes: 1 2.8%

  • Hot hot hot.....seeking same.......

    Votes: 1 2.8%

  • Lonely Fauna male seeks warm loving women to make my python real happy

    Votes: 2 5.6%

  • Feathers, bubblebaths, girly stuff: female seeks female reptile lover for fun times

    Votes: 2 5.6%

  • Got the leather, got the handcuffs, need you right now, come on baby

    Votes: 6 16.7%

  • Sadistic female with braces seeks guys who wants bjs heee, heeeee

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Sexy female seeks handsome male, I give great hot oil massages by candlelight

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Biker guy seeks hot mama for rides and more

    Votes: 2 5.6%

  • Need cute women to come look at my geckoes, they are cute and I am too......

    Votes: 1 2.8%

  • A nibble here, a nibble there, I know it's a snake board, but bites aren't ALL bad....lol

    Votes: 4 11.1%

  • Oh yeah baby just talking about cornsnakes gets me in the mood.....

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • You're going to do WHAT? Well, maybe....mmmmm,yeah.....

    Votes: 7 19.4%

  • Oh yeah baby I love it when you talk genetics to me.....

    Votes: 8 22.2%

  • Not on THIS board: Email me for PRIVATE info, baby

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    36
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OK I ran a poll recently to see what y'all wanted in the way of a new poll. The top 2 choices were: How to Understand Women,and Personal Ads.

Since I am part of the Sisterhood, I cannot divulge how to understand women except to hint that it involves many gifts, chocolate, and, well...oops, I cannot say more :D .
 
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LOL I got a kick out of the "talk genetics to me baby" option, since I usually end up getting involved in either complex science or political discussions with ummm guy friends.
 
Hmmm, I've recieved a few gift certificates entitleing me certain acts on certain nights. Were on the way!
 
I hand out IOU's after I date someone.

Sample.......

IOU a trip to the mental hospital you nutcase witch.... ;)
 
lucille said:
It is the ONLY thing that Americans have not codified, or managed to market with gift certificates or drive thrus.
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yeah, but one can still hope, right? :lol01: (actually I'm on the other end of the scale, so don't call me the s word.)

Darn the header said choice(s), so I checked a couple, but the one that it registered wouldn't have been my first choice.
 
I just buy patches for my woman.

Some rubber cement and some patch jobs now and then keep my woman happy.For 29.99 she is so realistic...Paul Yancick :lol01:
 
Paul I'm sure that saves $ on running personal ads as well, lol.....
 
Shelly, you definitely picked the correct adjective. He is indeed interesting; and he is as far as I know still active in reptile circles. He labels himself a womanizer, and if you will look at many of his posts, one of his fondest combinations are alcohol and strippers. He is ........one of a kind.
 
I am attracted to people who openly make politically incorrect statements and respond in an unconventional manner. If they actually believe the things they say they are all the more interesting. All people fitting the status quo are just boring.

These interesting people, however, seem to prefer the company of those they can shock and offend. That leaves me out. I am just the "buddy" with whom they can share ideas and trade insults. Somewhere out there is one who can keep my interest and find me interesting as well. I hope.......

There is always hope.

In the mean time there is Fauna, a place to read the thoughts of some of the most fascinating people around :dgrin:
 
You are certainly welcome to add check marks to my rep points if I amused you by the poll, lol.... :rofl:
As for the gravid possibility, the forum is for those over 18 and I do hope everyone tries to be careful, however I already, from what people have told me, have several snakes and a lizard named after me, so if you get gravid from my thread consider the name Lucille for the new addition. (It does take more than just reading a few posts to become gravid, if you are uncertain of what I am speaking of go ask your dad or mom).
 
lucille said:
You are certainly welcome to add check marks to my rep points if I amused you by the poll, lol.... :rofl:
As for the gravid possibility, the forum is for those over 18 and I do hope everyone tries to be careful, however I already, from what people have told me, have several snakes and a lizard named after me, so if you get gravid from my thread consider the name Lucille for the new addition. (It does take more than just reading a few posts to become gravid, if you are uncertain of what I am speaking of go ask your dad or mom).
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Reading won't make people gravid but it may lead to one member crawling into the hide of another and hemipenes flying everywhere....
 
DragonCharm said:
Reading won't make people gravid but it may lead to one member crawling into the hide of another and hemipenes flying everywhere....
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...careful, someone could put an eye out.

Dangit, why did this have to be a pubic poll? I had to vote all conservatively with
Got the leather, got the handcuffs, need you right now, come on baby
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PaulSage said:
**pubLic... not pubic.

Well if that wasn't a Freudian slip, I don't know what is.
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SEE! You do it too!!!!

Mine was just about drinking someone...yours is almost genital!

Oooh....fetish stuff.
 
I know!

What a hypocrite I am!

It's okay though, spellcheck wouldn't have caught either one :)
 
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