SamanthaJane13
Demon Pazuzu/B!tchGoddess
nope... some of us have to work.... neither one of you can scare me off.
In the immortal words of someone ..... BRING IT!!!!
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LOL-I would hurt you.
nope... some of us have to work.... neither one of you can scare me off.
In the immortal words of someone ..... BRING IT!!!!
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But...you're not Dand!!!
I posted earlier in this thread saying I get the same emails all the time and figured since those were in my inbox when I checked my message's Id share them....YOU ARE A VERY LUCKY PERSON BECAUSE I SHALL BE BRINGING IT MYSELF AND THERE IS NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO ABOUT IT.
Notification From Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)!
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION sent it to me on Sep 22, 2010, 9:41 PM
Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington Dc
Customers Service Hours / Monday To Saturday
Office Hours Monday To Saturday:
Dear Beneficiary,
Series of meetings have been held over the past 7 months with the secretary general of the
United Nations Organization. This ended 3 days ago. It is obvious that you have not
received your fund which is to the tune of $850,000.00 due to past corrupt Governmental
Officials who almost held the fund to themselves for their selfish reason and some
individuals who have taken advantage of your fund all in an attempt to swindle your fund
which has led to so many losses from your end and unnecessary delay in the receipt of your
fund.
The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and Federal Bureau
of Investigation have successfully passed a mandate to the current president of Nigeria
his Excellency President Goodluck Jonathan to boost the exercise of clearing all foreign
debts owed to you and other individuals and organizations who have been found not to have
receive their Contract Sum, Lottery/Gambling, Inheritance and the likes. Now how would you
like to receive your payment? because we have two method of payment which is by Check or
by ATM card?
ATM Card: We will be issuing you a custom pin based ATM card which you will use to
withdraw up to $3,000 per day from any ATM machine that has the Master Card Logo on it and
the card have to be renewed in 4 years time which is 2014. Also with the ATM card you will
be able to transfer your funds to your local bank account. The ATM card comes with a
handbook or manual to enlighten you about how to use it. Even if you do not have a bank
account.
Check: To be deposited in your bank for it to be cleared within three working days. Your
payment would be sent to you via any of your preferred option and would be mailed to you
via UPS. Because we have signed a contract with UPS which should expire by the end of
September 2010 you will only need to pay $135 instead of $420 saving you $285 So if you
pay before September 28 2010 you save $285 Take note that anyone asking you for some kind
of money above the usual fee is definitely a fraudsters and you will have to stop
communication with every other person if you have been in contact with any. Also remember
that all you will ever have to spend is $135.00 nothing more! Nothing less! And we
guarantee the receipt of your fund to be successfully delivered to you within the next
24hrs after the receipt of payment has been confirmed.
Below are few list of tracking numbers you can track from UPS website to confirm people
like you who have received their payment successfully.
Name : Donna L. Vargas: UPS Tracking Number: 1Z757F991598420403 (www.ups.com)
Name : Rovenda Elaine Clayton: UPS Tracking Number: 1Z757F991596606592 (www.ups.com)
Note: Everything has been taken care of by the Federal Government of Nigeria, The United
Nation and also the FBI and including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you
will ever need to pay is $135.
DO NOT SEND MONEY TO ANYONE UNTIL YOU READ THIS: The actual fees for shipping your ATM
card is $420 but because UPS have temporarily discontinued the C.O.D which gives you the
chance to pay when package is delivered for international shipping We had to sign contract
with them for bulk shipping which makes the fees reduce from the actual fee of $420 to
$135 nothing more and no hidden fees of any sort!
To effect the release of your fund valued at $850,000.00 you are advised to contact our
correspondent in Africa the delivery officer Mr. Andrew Lamar with the information below,
Email: [email protected]
Telephone: +2348082548308
You are adviced to contact him with the informations as stated below:
Your full Name..
Your Address:..............
Home/Cell Phone:..............
Preferred Payment Method ( ATM / Cashier Check )
Upon receipt of payment the delivery officer will ensure that your package is sent within
24 working hours. Because we are so sure of everything we are giving you a 100% money back
guarantee if you do not receive payment/package within the next 24hrs after you have made
the payment for shipping.
Yours sincerely,
Miss Donna Story
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535
Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in
possession of your ATM CARD, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with Mr. Andrew
Lamar of the ATM CARD CENTRE who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your
ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could
act upon and commence investigation.
Well, I'm not QUITE a millionaire, but I got this in my spam today!!
Well, I guess it's time to approach my favorite crestie breeder and make a few offers on his breeding stock...
Oh, Anthony...How much do you want for your poster-girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My spam box has something like 50+ of these offers in there right now. 
Dand-maybe Katey will share with her Grandpa-after she shares with her Mommy!!!

I'll have to stretch the millions out and hope for Katey's generosity that is as long as Mommy doesn't go on a shoe shopping spree.![]()