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Kelli Hammack...H.I.S.S. Good Gal!!

DAND said:
They were initially banned and subsequently allowed to return and made their own decision to get banned, just as anybody else may choose to do in the future.
This is not true. Marcia and Kelli were originally banned from Fauna because they made a mistake of publicly criticizing Rich and Lucille on a completely different forum that happened to belong to Kelli. Rich banned them the second time because he accused them of deliberately creating a boycott from Fauna, which is nonsense.

Besides, what does any of this beating a dead horse have to do with Kelli being a good-gal, or the fact that Bruce allowed several geckos to die needlessly because he wouldn't answer the door when they were delivered?
 
dand, man of IMPECABLE MORAL standards, eh daveyboy, is not the voice of reason.

Kelli, with whom I've never done business personally but know of and have known of for years through the reptile buisness, is not one whose reputation could or should be lightly triffled with.

She's kind of like the Patron Saint of Leopard Geckos and if you .... with her, ALL kinds of admirers come out and STOMP THE CRAP OUT OF YOU.

She's good.

Now leave her alone.

dandy, if you need something to do, brucie stephensen is having another meltdown. I'm sure he could use a nice comfy lap to cry on, why don't you two get together and commiserate, or whatever it is you call it when you're being unfaithful.

Know what I mean, dandy?
 
Rock-it Man said:
This is not true. Marcia and Kelli were originally banned from Fauna because they made a mistake of publicly criticizing Rich and Lucille on a completely different forum that happened to belong to Kelli. Rich banned them the second time because he accused them of deliberately creating a boycott from Fauna, which is nonsense.

Besides, what does any of this beating a dead horse have to do with Kelli being a good-gal, or the fact that Bruce allowed several geckos to die needlessly because he wouldn't answer the door when they were delivered?

:wavey: :wavey: Hi Marcia!

Merely "criticizing" is just a bit misleading, don't you think? http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/showthread.php?t=81309&page=6&pp=5

:rofl:
 
I do believe theres a hospital in Florida that should seriously examine the radiation equipment for leaks. Or....possibly...an examination of the radiation supervisors brain for leaks. Something is definitely leaking.
 
critical bill said:
I do believe theres a hospital in Florida that should seriously examine the radiation equipment for leaks. Or....possibly...an examination of the radiation supervisors brain for leaks. Something is definitely leaking.
Uhhh Chuck, I think it's more like this.

Babies are to daipers as brucie stepensen is to poop

A) always full of it
B) always full of it
C) always full of it

You get three chances to get the right answer.

The first two don't count.

Do they even make Depends that big?

shudder shudder shudder
 
Wilomn said:
Uhhh Chuck, I think it's more like this.

Babies are to daipers as brucie stepensen is to poop

A) always full of it
B) always full of it
C) always full of it

You get three chances to get the right answer.

The first two don't count.

Do they even make Depends that big?

shudder shudder shudder

Oh I'm sure they do make his size or a size capable of holding those uhmmm.. loads.

Depends has really come a long way in helping overgrown boys....rrrrr...obese men...with with incontinence. He could poop and pee up to 40 ounces at a clip.
 
Oh well, it looks like another fauna-free-for-all. Should bring more traffic to this site for awhile, at least.
 
Rock-it Man said:
This is not true. Marcia and Kelli were originally banned from Fauna because they made a mistake of publicly criticizing Rich and Lucille on a completely different forum that happened to belong to Kelli. Rich banned them the second time because he accused them of deliberately creating a boycott from Fauna, which is nonsense.

Besides, what does any of this beating a dead horse have to do with Kelli being a good-gal, or the fact that Bruce allowed several geckos to die needlessly because he wouldn't answer the door when they were delivered?

My, my. I love it when folks lie via omission.
Marcia and Kelli were originally banned because they publicly criticized anyone. The original ban came about because they, while moderators on this site, took it upon themselves to mock not only Rich, but many members here. Only the intentionally obtuse would interpret what was said as "criticism." Much of what was said was nothing short of malicious, to include sexual jokes and innuendos.

Criticism is welcome. As has been said, however, what was posted on the "other site" didn't qualify as criticism by even a stretch of the imagination. It had also been stated that the forum where the malicious postings were made was never intended for public view. As such, we got to see the true face of some people rather than the act they put on when they think someone else is watching.

Call me silly, but if I trust a person and invite them into my house, only for them to later stab me in the back, talk about how much they detest me, and whatnot- that invitation is going to be removed. In this instance, trust was placed in certain individuals, and they betrayed that trust. As such, welcomes were worn.
 
Okay, I realized that I need to clarify something here...

My above comments were not so much directed at Kelli as they were other individuals, and I do still hold Kelli in high regards on both personal and professional levels.

I still feel as though the unfortunate situation involving Kelli and Rich was not directly the fault of either party. It came at a time when emotions were running high and were easily manipulated by those looking to create strife where there previously was none. In short, the whole fiasco was orchestrated by outside parties on both sides of the fence. I say this as someone who was able to take a step back and look at the whole mess objectively over the course of the past year since my involvement in herpetoculture has been minimal due to more pressing issues.

My own take on it is that what transpired between Kelli and Rich was a tragic series of misunderstandings between two individuals that may have worked itself out were it not for the manipulation by third parties that desired only to further their own agendas.

People react in predictable ways when they've been hurt, and the emotional wounds ran deep here (obviously deeper for some than others). Unfortunately, there were those that didn't want resolution and moved in to pick at the wounds. Knowing what I do, I can say that those third parties have accomplished what they set out to do, and that two very good people have been caused a great deal of pain.

While I have more thoughts about that matter, I'll just leave it at that since this has gotten far enough off-topic as it is and those who have "picked sides" are not likely to be swayed anyways. Let's try and bring it back to a friendly discussion of Kelli's business ethics, okay folks?

About that, I'll say this much- I have never had any qualms about referring anyone looking for a more than fair deal on high quality, honestly represented animals to Kelli and Steve.
 
WebSlave said:
Merely "criticizing" is just a bit misleading, don't you think?

Hey, Rich:

I've just seen these threads. Wow. I'm sorry, but maybe I'm missing something. Let me quote from Kelli's post:
"'The Loose wheel' and her 'Bitch'?"
Italics are mine. I'm jealous. I've never been called a bitch before except by my wife. (She has introduced me, much to my temporary embarrasment, as "her bitch.") Man, am I jealous! Wow.

I've only talked to Kelli a couple of times at an ETHS show. She was extremely nice to me. I've never purchased from her, and I never will unless she divorces Steve first; therefore, I can't comment on the quality of her animals at this time.

Once again, Kelli was very nice to me the times we have talked, but, and this is BEFORE she married Steve, the worse screwing I have ever received in well over a decade of buying snakes came from Steve Hammack right before he got divorced from his previous wife. This thread is about Kelli and not HISS or Steve, so I don't feel it is necessary to rub any more salt into that old wound. I will say, I will be one of the happiest people in the world when Steve hammack is no longer able to sell people hybrid snakes as pure animals to people (like he did to me) - I don't care if that means he is in jail, prevented by law from selling snakes, or is 6' under.

KJ Lodrigue
 
KJUN said:
Once again, Kelli was very nice to me the times we have talked, but, and this is BEFORE she married Steve, the worse screwing I have ever received in well over a decade of buying snakes came from Steve Hammack right before he got divorced from his previous wife. This thread is about Kelli and not HISS or Steve, so I don't feel it is necessary to rub any more salt into that old wound.
So why do it with th following?
KJUN said:
I will say, I will be one of the happiest people in the world when Steve hammack is no longer able to sell people hybrid snakes as pure animals to people (like he did to me) - I don't care if that means he is in jail, prevented by law from selling snakes, or is 6' under.
 
...because the imagery of me living just long enough to be in a Steve-free world, through no action of my own except by not personally dying too soon, makes me feel happy and all tingly inside - kinda warm and fuzzy, too. I wrote those words to make ME feel good.

I may not be a "Lunatic," but can't I be "Happy" for a little while, too? :)
 
I may not be a "Lunatic," but can't I be "Happy" for a little while, too?

Well if you're not a lunatic you're on the fringe. This is a good guy post about Kelli. You're not doing her any favors by hijacking so that you can feel all warm and fuzzy.
 
Why would I want to do her any favors - just because she wasn't MEAN to me? LOL.

If you didn't catch the "Lunatic" reference, it was a friendly play on Mr. Ohlstein's current customized user title. Nothing more. You can continue to call me names, like a fringe lunatic, though, if it does make you feel all warm and fuzzy.
 
I don't know.....you slap a guys wife in a thread about her being a good guy by being an ass and complaining about something that may or may not, we haven't heard from Steve, happened BEFORE she was married to the guy, and then you wonder why people aren't all warm and fuzzy towards you.

You're a bit of a turd, the way you did this.

Start a thread about Steve, if you've the gumption for it, but why start crap here?

Bored? Unhappy? Sad that the moon is waning? Or just, as seems to be the case, another ass...e? I vote the last option, the hole one. I think that about plugs the bung from which you spout such off topic non-sense.

Poor form, very poor form.
 
KJ,

I believe the albino emoryi you purchased from me in 98 or 99 (it's been awhile) was sold to you as a cross (not pure emoryi). I purchased the animal from Don Soderburg as a cross for $500. As I recall, you paid $250 for the animal; the low price was due to the fact that it was not pure emoryi. I heard nothing from you about anything until after Kelli and I got married and she helped me get back on my feet with HISS. All of the sudden, out of the blue, you sent me rude emails demanding animals we had for sale at the time, claiming that I lied to you about the emoryi being pure. We disagreed on that fact, and of course we always will.

As for my wife, yes, I am sure she was nothing but polite to you, despite the fact that you told her her husband is a piece of crap. Kelli is an intelligent person and knows better though.
 
Steve,

I'll locate the advertisement YOU sent out listing it as an "albino emoryi" and NOT as a hybrid if you want. Since you claimed you "forgot" it was a hybrid and then ignored my attempts to contact you, I'm glad you admit that you purchased it as a hybrid. You know this is true. When you got back in business, you told me I should have did something about it sooner - even though you wouldn't answer my attempts to contact you before that time.

Price isn'tr relevant: neither what I paid or what you paid. Don was selling the pure ones for $500 at that time, so you paid less for the hybrid. I know this, and you know that. Heck, it doesn't matter. I don't care if you got the animal for free. I don't care if you sold it to me for $1. You had it listed as an emoryi and sold it to me under the belief that it was pure - and you did nothing about it! My first emails were polite - you ignored them, too. I had to get rude to get you to reply once you got back in the "business." You ignored me until I made a complaint against you with kingsnake.com, didn't you? Does that sound like a respectable business to you?

Have you ever sold any other hybrids as pure and contributed to pollution of the gene captive gene pool? I'm not accusing - I'm asking.

You treated me poorly and almost got me to sell hybrid offsprings as pure animals. I am not denying what I called you. I admit to it. I'm not going to belittle myself to name calling on THAT low of a level on Rich's forum. I'm not gonna do to you what Kelli did to Rich on her forum, in other words.

KJ
 
KJUN said:
I'm not going to belittle myself to name calling on THAT low of a level on Rich's forum. I'm not gonna do to you what Kelli did to Rich on her forum, in other words.

KJ
No, no, you WON'T do it here, you'll just allude to it and do it in all but deed.

I'm curious, do you always ooze into places or do you occasionally put in a backbone and walk upright?

You're leaving quite the slimy trail right now.
 
Can anyone imagine the emotional posion this guy is carrying around and the emotional energy he is wasting by carrying a grudge around for 7-8 years? Sad. Pathetic even.
 
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