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Malachi Breeders: Exceptionally BAD Guys!

I asked him for the name of the person who offered him $80,000
I also asked for names of the breeders and collectors who was supposedly interested in him.

But alas no one has responded.
Maybe I will give them a link to this thread.

nah someone else do it.....they are not worth my time.
 
I liked it....

I thought it was funny as hell. Along the lines of the Cats in the bottle sort of a thing. I sent them a reply by clicking on their contact us button. It looked just like this:
WowZA - what a beast. This could be lots a moolah bigger than a pisspot's 80 large - yes sir'ree Bob a roni - this could be the big'un! I have a male whombat whomper (also commonly called the One Eyed Helmet Headed Blue Veined Avenger) that could likely crossbreeed with yer burm and probAblee produce some nice cryptically encoded screamers. My baby has the word 'Al Di Won' clearly emblazened across its back, but when you get it excited by rubbing its belly it kind of puffs up and out - then you can easily read "Eat At Al's Diner Home of The Wonder Weeny" blazened across his back.
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Best regards,
Glenn B
 
Totally agree with you there. I wonder if they will set up a side show in a truck stop and charge admission. Or will the snake become the all knowing, all seeing fortune teller of the future. They must think the herpers out here are pretty stupid. Looking at the snakes patterns and finding words is like looking at clouds and seeing the outline of shapes.
 
Glenn, i'm rolling on the floor!!...

This is all just TOO MUCH!!! LMAO!!! GOOD LORD!!!
Even if I DID have the time to think of that! maybe a funny post.... but a website!!! boy'o'boy!
i won't even get into all the funny comebacks..
this deffinately made me laugh on an otherwise dull and boring Monday morning. Thanks!

Somebody's GOT to tell them about this thread! think about it - it can only get better!!!

back to work.. (lol - i can't stop!)
 
Wait, wait, I got it...

We need to give his name to one of those scammers in Nigeria! His 80,000$ burm can get stolen with a 100,000$ cashier's check!

Erin B.
 
You know, I liked this one, I thought it was funny as all heck - but is sure cannot stand up against Hunting Bambi - now there was a masterpiece of lampoon.

Best regards,
Glenn B
 
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