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Mike Clark (serpentboy78)=BAD GUY!

i'll say this once......

Bump, I dont know what you are getting out of this..? What you have proves nothing...!!!!!!! Did you find That box in a dumpster..? Or just wasck it with a stick a dozen times.....? This Is Mike's wife & I am quoting him word for word,from our phonecall as we speak, I hope it is ok for me to be posting here... Mr. bump I have back logged many saved emails & have found some stuff that is gonna make you frown my friend! :( .... I hope you have some emails saved... I will wait for you to finish having ppl post your meaningless pix..etc.. Why dont you post some email exchanges between My husband & yourself..? He will be home bout 2 or 3 Tx Time. Im sure most all of you ppl will still be up just waiting around for your "you've got mail" thing to sound off..... There has been resoultion between David Beard & Mike... I think this is good for this thread. Please feel free to go start another (Mike Bump).

I feel it ok to post for my husband when he is not here to post & sign his name If it is against the rules,well delete this Post. Mike Clark
 
serpentboy78 said:
...!!!!!!! Did you find That box in a dumpster..? Or just wasck it with a stick a dozen times.....? Why dont you post some email exchanges between My husband & yourself..? Mike Clark



serpentboy78 said:
friend..? foe..?

serpentboy78 said:
David, why dont you just call me a LIAR...? Mike Clark

Ok Mike, if your going to pretend to be your wife you could at least change the manner in which you type.

..? ...!
Thats pretty low.
 
Ok.....

Dennis, I have no reason to lie,and say I am my husband. I could careless what you think. It is very obvious that you are an unmoderated lifless nitwit, If you have nothing better to do with your time,than to try and go back and look how someone types that in it's self is pretty low! I wish there were no censorship on this site there are many many other lifeless,very obvious miserable ppl that just cant find much else to do with your time. Trust me when Mike comes in which should not be much longer,he will address most of if not all of this... So we type alike and..? :bleep: Please Mr. Hultman find yourself a social life. It is very obvious you need one. Again signing for my husband. Mike Clark
 
These look familiar as well.

The following quotes may all be viewed on the David Beard thread started by Mike Clark (Serpentboy78). I have provided the link to the Kelly2 post, and the Serpent819 post is two pages over.

http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/showthread.php?t=61593&page=23&pp=5&highlight=david+beard

kelly2 said:
I will 1st say im am not a friend of Mike's I am a very pleased customer. I have purchased from Mike sevral times. & have not once had a problem. Every snake I got from him has been very healthy and I have never had a complaint. I have read this whole thread & seen all the pix. David Mike gave you every opp. to send that snake back,it seems that is what he wanted more than anything. I did not once anywhere see where you showed concern about shipping the king back to him,just concern about your rep. This deal was between you & Mike. So why does your friend Chaotic9 feel the need to come in and name call after every single post, My god does this guy have a life? I ran a search under his name,the only thing that came up was 1 good guy post from would'nt you know it You and 1 other friend of yours and his her husband it looks like to me. You 3 seem to be doing the most bashing and nitpicking. #9 brought up the old pos about tarheel reps. Mike is no liar, in the midst of all this is he supposed to remember word for word what he put into that thread? You ppl seem to live for this. I am a very new,yet quiet member of the herp trade. I see this board put to some very good use. & I also see it put to bad use by lifeless ppl like chatoic9 and a few others that seem to have nothing else better to do. That is pretty much all I have to say. Mike have no worries I and the many others that have and will still continue to buy from you no you are not a scammer. Kelly Andrews

SERPENT819 said:
I too have followed this thread all the way through, I to feel the same way as Kelly he gave you every chance to send back that king. You chose not to. I will say to im no friend of Mike's just a happy customer. Bottom line you should of sent that snake back. I have a ? :uzi: for chatoic9. How does David's a$$ taste? You sure love to kiss it. Do you have a comp at your bedside table or what. You live on here. Enough said so I feel. I have heard many bad things about Mr. beard in another herp forum. but he comes here to play the good guy. yea right... Myshel Jolie

serpentboy78 said:
Ok Mr.9 I'll address the tarheel reptile thing.... You call him my friend. I had 1 transaction with the guy over a yr ago, it went very well.I saw that thread david started & chimed in early on in it b4 I saw some of the things Mark was saying. I simply st8ed I had a good deal with him,and mentioned something about all the name calling... end of story.... AGAIN yes I still am gonna stand my ground Im gonna stand on it with concrete blocks for shoes..... I do not feel at this point after standing back reading all the other ppl I openly invited to come here and voice their opinons.... I dont trust David I have had plenty of emails I think there is even 1 post on this thread I wont even quote it. About how he is with animals he gets even from some big names... The shipping did not stress this snake enough to kill it... You mentioed something about it just sitting still in the box while you took pix of it not trying to escape,funny I look to the pic right next to it og the cal king and see the same thing... For you to ask about how or when I cool my animals dont make sense to me... I put him down early on because he is a mt. king and need the longest coldest brumation out of all my snakes. I did not feed him right b4 cooling him.Of course I allowed 2 weeks to clear his gut out.... I really dont have to much more to say that I or others have not already said..... You act as if this is gonna alter my life or keep me up at night..... I have st8ed my position very clearly and you continue to ask the same ?.......... Im sorry it went down this way & I dont look 4ward to a badguy post about me.... As I have said time & time again Im here standind with concrete blocks on for shoes....... So as ancy as you and David are to get the bad guy thread going.... Your wait is over go start it..... Pe@ce..... & thank you to those who know shouls be thanked.... Mike Clark

Several unique things about these posts stand out to me. First, how many others on this forum sign their name *directly* after the last sentence? Not many. Second, the names of each user begin with an "alias" and end in a number. Many users do this, but I find it odd that both "clients" and Mike himself happened to have arranged their user names in the same manner. Then there is the issue of overall wording. Note the substitution of numbers and symbols for actual words, the constant use of "&", and not writing out numbers. This occurs in all three posts and is consistent with a typical post written by Mike. The same word (Chatoic9 instead of Chaotic9) is even spelled wrong by both users. I have colored some of the similarities between the posts so that they may be observed more easily (just a few, though... I ran out of colors!). Lastly, and probably the issue that I find the most odd is that both users participate very little on Fauna and yet both suddenly decide to chime at relatively the same time that Mike chimed out on that thread. It would not be unusual for clients who were formerly pleased with a transaction to come to the seller's defense, however, one must review other posts by these two individuals on former threads. They appear to *only* post in regards to Serpentboy78 (compliments, good guy posts, etc.), as if thier own personal herp worlds revolve around him. Their irrational comments to the David Beard thread also make me skeptical as well as the fact that they completely turned a blind eye to any wrongdoing on Mike's part. I believe these individuals are either Mike Clark himself writing under a different alias in each circumstance, or they are posts that have been "pre-packaged" by Mike (if you will) and sent out via his cohorts. Of course I could be completely wrong. I am merely saying that I find this odd as the similarities are uncanny. As demonstrated by the last Serpentboy78 post, Mike is perfectly willing to post under a presumably different identity.

Please keep in mind that I am unbiased and have merely made an observation. I have talked business with Mike previously via e-mail on several occasions. I would like to believe that he is a stand-up guy, however, after this past week's occurances I do not think that to be the case, unfortunately. The only good I have seen of him thus far is his decision to reimburse David (keep your fingers crossed!). Too bad the right decision was made only after the constant prodding of forum users who were able to see the situation for what it was and speak out again his wrongdoing.

Jennifer Webb
(Jungle Gems)
 
serpentboy78 If you have nothing better to do with your time said:
Oh, it only took a couple of seconds, I was willing to put in the effort for you.

Wow, So original, that social life statement, seems to be the first thing every person caught doing something wrong says right off the back.

Must be on to something here.
 
Man do you people sleep.?

Ok the club is closed :beer: Just got home. I wont write a book here "&" this will most likey be my last post on this site. Sux I dug my own grave though,but cant change the past right? I will say I dont agree with my wife getting on here and posting,but that was beyond me I was not here. Dennis why is it so odd to you that my wife "&" I type and/or talk alike? All I can really sit here and do is laugh @ most of this and @ the time you ppl spend on here :rotflmao: I will say as my wife said I have some old emails that I did not know I saved but I did from mr. bump. when those are shared im sure you ppl will love to see how fast his stories and attiude changes. That's all I will comment on that. I would also like to comment that I will do as Dan did "&" offer this. I will have tomorrow a recorded phone conversation between ok so It is someone that did buy from me,but that should not matter. Dan do you remember that phonecall that you were mande well aware of that was being recorded might I add,from a woman named Melissa.? Where when it is heard by anyone that would like to hear it,they will see just how many lies you are telling and have told. About you wanting that snake shipped to you via ground and many other things. You did it so wtf I'll do it to if anyone @ all would love to see what a liar and how he was caught in his lies mr. dan scoloro is . Please feel free to drop me an email. Sean Palmer the hot keeper Im sure out of the intrest you have showed about this,you would love to hear this phone conversation. I dont have to much more to say imma lil tipsy @ the momment. I have not been sitting home @ the comp all FRIDAY night. So maybe tomorrow I will post a lil more,but dont hold your breath on it. Well some of you by all means please do. Im not gonna do this :bow01: as so many of you ppl do. I will say this David beard issue is being taken care of. I am Sorry "I" with my hot head let it come to this. But whats done is done. I wish some of the very well known ppl that have pm'ed & emailed me about this would post what they have told me but I respect your wishes to not want to join in on this drama. So until next time ppl I know when I need to I can catch you @ this same "BAT" channel "&" same "BAT" time. Pe@ce. Mike Clark :beer:
 
JungleGems said:
The following quotes may all be viewed on the David Beard thread started by Mike Clark (Serpentboy78). I have provided the link to the Kelly2 post, and the Serpent819 post is two pages over.
Jennifer Webb
(Jungle Gems)

Thanks,

Jennifer
Great observations but what do I know I am just a nitwit.

The signing on both I noticed as well.

.... Myshel Jolie
.... Mike Clark

Busted who does not know which is his first or last name

Quote
I too have followed this thread all the way through, I to feel the same way as Kelly he gave you every chance to send back that king. You chose not to. I will say to im no friend of Mike's just a happy customer. Bottom line you should of sent that snake back. I have a ? for chatoic9. How does David's a$$ taste? You sure love to kiss it. Do you have a comp at your bedside table or what. You live on here. Enough said so I feel. I have heard many bad things about Mr. beard in another herp forum. but he comes here to play the good guy. yea right... Myshel Jolie

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I forgot to mention in my post, I wanted to thank Mike for telling me about this site. So that I can inquire about others I am considering buying from. Thanks again Mike!
Jolie Myshel

Busted
Jolie Myshel or
Myshel Jolie
 
serpentboy78 said:
I have no reason to lie,and say I am my husband. I could careless what you think. It is very obvious that you are an unmoderated lifless nitwit,

In my opinion someone who would send venomous snakes via USPS doesn't have high enough of an IQ to ride the short bus. Someone who would ship venomous via USPS obviously doesn't care how this could potentially affect others in this hobby/business. All it takes is one jackass to screw up like this and the whole community gets to pay for it. If you don't have the proper (legal) means to be shipping venomous then you don't have any business dealing with them until you do.
 
I would think

That a guy who did ship a venomous snake via U.S.P.S. COULD still be permited on a short bus, as long as he wore a helmet and a retractable leash.
 
Mike clark,"what do i have to gain from this?".Not a damn thing,theres just too many people that had the same experiences that i had with you.i didnt post my saved emails because there to easy to doctor,so i posted REAL proof.I really do have better things to do than have pissing contests online.arguing online is like running in the special olymics even if you win your still retarded.So im going to make this real short.Did you send me 16 hots in the mail?Did you threaten me and say that if i made a post all your little friends would jump in and make me look like the bad guy?Did you short me some snakes in the trade?Was i an honest guy replacing a snake that died 2 months after you had it?Did i spend over $80 dollars in shipping,while you spent only $10?
Your next post only needs to be one word...YES...
Mike i think your ride in this hobby needs to end now.I just finished reading through our emails,and for the life of me i cant see how your going to turn this around and make it my fault...lmao...If anyone would like me to send them our email conversations email me at [email protected] (im offering the whole transaction 34 emails,this post is long enough)
mike im not as tactfull as you but im going to say this as professionally as i can...you dumb ass.
 
Mike Clark, personally I feel sorry for you and I have never responded to your insults or posts because I cannot make sense of your wording. Please do a favor for the rest of the white trash population and go back to school and take a reading and writing course.

I do remember that many people called me and they were given the facts and were quickly and very satisfied that your a crook. There was one lady, perhaps your wife or a friend that called me to attack me and she refused to contact the references names I provided that were witness to your dead stinking coral snake the day I received it. And if you think your going to convince anyone that I admitted to asking to want it shipped UPS, then you need to put down the pipe or bottle and get some fresh air quick. Is it not clear to you that I sent you two gray bands and an albino spec king, the retail value of 340 dollars for a 150 dollar coral snake and you were to take care of your shipping as you were getting a much better trade? Are you crazy of something? You not only stupid, your nuts. And you think you have a recording of me saying that? She told me she was recording the conversation, are you that stupid? Yep.

As a matter of fact, I will bet you this: If you can prove one word of any sentence you said about me, I will crawl on my hands and knees from Ft. Lauderdale Florida and hand you $10,000 cash and kiss your ass. However, if you agree to take the bet and I prove my statements about you, your part of the bet is that if you loose, you must walk away from the reptile business forever.

Take the bet, I dare you. Your a criminal and your going to kill someone and your already in big trouble for what you did you stinking liar.
 
Yes, it is a fact that Mike Clark is making posts under other peoples names in support of himself. Months ago, Mike Clark relocated to Houston Texas near his relatives and it is more than obvious that he is making posts or his wife is making posts in support of himself from his friends and relative's computers.

It also is a fact that the address on Mike Bump's shipping label is one of the two addresses that Mike Clark provided me to send my snakes in trade.

Wow Mike Clark, you really disappointed your wife this time. Or was she a part of your fraud and thievery all the time? I bet the latter.
 
Wow....this thread sure has been side-tracked. I do have some comforting news however...like Mike stated earlier, we have come to an agreement on a resolution and he will be sending me a 2-day Money Order on Monday...I look forward to being able to come on here and say this whole thing has been resolved.
 
Just from everything that has been shown here, you would have to be suicidal to do business with Mike Clark. What is the dealing with recording conversations and all the spy and dagger crap. You really should remove yourself from this hobby for everyones sake, including the poor delivery drivers who think nothing about reptiles, but may one day end up dead due to some very sick individual. Also notice that each of his supporters, Mike, and his wife all use ppl for people. Another coincidence?
Tom Baker
 
Glad to hear there might be resolution Mike.

This thread was started by David with one objective in his mind; get some restitution for his loss. It is clear that making this deal right will not turn Mike all of a sudden into a good guy. But in MHO there is a need first to resolve the issue that originated this thread.

Maybe some of you followed Kevin Smith’s thread and the heated debate on the unlawful shipping of venomous snakes that happened a few weeks ago. It would’ve been extremely important for more people to get involved in that discussion and voice their opinion.

It is clear there are irresponsible venomous snake keepers/dealers that dismiss the relevance of adhering to the law when shipping their animals. Thanks to this forum most of us know now who some of these individuals are. But it would be important that those who have information on who is shipping illegally also come forward and let the rest of the herp community know.

Non-compliance with the Lacey Act and shipping venomous snakes through non-approved carriers are both ways of breaking the law. The difference is that sending an unlabeled box with a corn snake will not put lives at risk, whereas sending a mamba will. Let’s put our efforts on trying to stop the illegal shipping of poisonous snakes. Maybe we should even start a thread about it.

One final thought though, there wouldn’t be sellers shipping illegally, if there weren’t buyers willing to receive poisonous snakes illegally.

Best regards. :)
 
Dan Garcia, you make a good point however the misinformed public often assumes too much in many situations like a so called instance when a customer receives a venomous snake, it is automatically assumed that the customer has requested it to be sent ground. A customer who does receive a venomous snakes does not always agree or desire in the negotiations to accept venomous snakes in that manner. As in my case, I traded 340 dollars worth of snakes for a coral snake being sold for 150 bucks and SERPENTBOY was supposed to take care of the shipping and I did suggest Delta has I had seen venomous ads suggesting Delta and he briefly mentioned UPS and I said I really did not want it to be shipped in that manner. Further, heck, I did not even know venomous could not be shipped ground and did not even have a clue if UPS was ground or air or whatever? As it ended up, he sent the shipping data that evening or the next morning indicating UPS tracking data and what was I supposed to do, call UPS and tell them I am receiving a venomous snake in the mail? Well, it was my first ever purchase of any reptile in the mail and I have made one other and was burned again and that guy is also being investigated, so I will never buy a snake in the mail unless it is from someone I know. And I know hundreds of other people in the industry and I always am sought for my advice on their purchases and I always recommend to never purchase a snake in the mail unless you know the person and have a dire need for the reptile. And in this other guys case, Mike Bump, he sent 90 dollars for Delta Dash shipping and SERPENTBOY sent the venomous snakes UPS and stole Mike Bumps money. There is no other way to see it. Mike Clark walked away with the extra cash in his pocket. You see, SERPENTBOY is an expert at entrapment and he entraps people in this manner and other people have emailed me and told me the same thing happened to them when they bought a venomous snake from him. He says he will ship Delta and he never does. I bet that SERPENTBOY never had a Delta account his entire life and has sold every venomous snake via UPS, fed ex, and the Postal Service. And what happened to SERPENTBOY? His response to sending venomous snakes in via UPS to Mike Bump and that he was discovered using other peoples computers to make positive comments about himself and his false accusations from Mike Clark that Mike Bump found the shipping label in the trash and made it up, and then Mike Clark admits to being busted and says he will no longer post? I know that is the correct shipping label as that is the same address in Trinity Texas that Mike Clark said to send my snake I traded. Is Mike Clark naive to believe this entire thread will not be sent to the proper authorities and he can ignore all the charges set against him? And I also did an email search of all those people who defamed me on SERPENTBOY's last post, and I emailed everyone that took a hard shot at me and threw insults, and only one person emailed back which leads me to believe and indicates that SERPENTBOY was up to his old tricks of utilizing other people's computers to insult me and cause speculation. Heck, I never started that post and never intended to take care of his butt on this BOI as there are numerous federal and state investigators receiving a government check that are paid well, make a living on it, and will do that for me.
 
Mike you currently have up for sale

Western Atrox, Southern Copperheads, Texas Coral snakes.

Your shipping terms

Terms/Guarantee:
All animals will be shipped overnight to your door, with a guaranteed live arrival and to be parasite free with a 72 hour guarantee, with the exception of w/c reptiles. Which the only guarantee I offer with w/c specimens is that they are guaranteed feeders.

How are you going to ship this guys out?
 
Does anyone else have a problem with this?

Dan Scolaro said:
Further, heck, I did not even know venomous could not be shipped ground and did not even have a clue if UPS was ground or air or whatever? As it ended up, he sent the shipping data that evening or the next morning indicating UPS tracking data and what was I supposed to do, call UPS and tell them I am receiving a venomous snake in the mail? Well, it was my first ever purchase of any reptile in the mail.

I would take that to mean that Dan is a relative newcomer to the reptile world. However as I recall, Dan also worked for Ben Seigel for some undetermined length of time. Ignorance of the sort he is professing to makes no sense at all when he actually worked for a large scale retail / wholesale operation that ships animals out daily. Not making a whole lot of sense here Dan.

A couple of lines further in the same post we are told....


Dan Scolaro said:
And I know hundreds of other people in the industry and I always am sought for my advice on their purchases.

Now Dan is a revered source that is sought after for his valuable input on reptile sales throughout the reptile community. Give me a break!

Mike Clark may be guilty of everything that has been posted here and, if that is the case, he should definitely not be involved in this business. However, this clown has offerred nothing in the way of proof other than veiled comments abour some government wide investigation and vague statements about all the people (unnamed) that have offerred him support against Mike.

Dan, until you actually have something to back up your inane rambling nonsense, stop hijacking threads that do not concern you. Confine this insubstantial unsubstantiated " he's a criminal mastermind" crap to your own thread.

Sorry for the rant everyone but this guy is a total toon.
 
John,
You made some good points,but i suggest you read my post.I know its illegal to ship hots thru the mail.I also know its illegal to recieve them in the mail.I need to correct Dan's post about me being out shipping cost.My transaction with Mike Clark was a trade i shipped first,via ups and it cost me $80 to ship.After he recieved my snakes,he told me he no longer had a delta account but not to worry his friend did.Two days latter i email him to ask what was up with his end of the trade.And he said i should of had them by now.About two hours after my email my postman was knocking on my door with a box.I was dumbfounded but i did sign for the box.At the time i was thinking i got burnt,and he couldnt be that stupid to send them usps.Well he was,someone else made a comment that if people wouldnt accept hots in the mail then people wouldnt ship them.This was not the case in this instance.What if i told you im a 15yr old with no experience with hots??I'm not,but what if i was?How long is this s*it going to go on before something like that does happen.If you were holding a gun to my head and you asked me to shoot me.Guess what i would just be stupid and you would be the killer.So i dont care if Dan asked for his snakes to be shipped like that or not,i dont know dan and i dont know if that was the case.But i tell you this John if you keep hots and you love this hobby as much as i do you better wise up and help weed out the idiots like Mike Clark from our hobby.
thanx
mike
 
mabump said:
.If you were holding a gun to my head and you asked me to shoot me.
If you were holding a gun to my head and i asked you to shoot me


Also i provided proof
thanx
mike
 
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