crotalusadamanteus
Brother Infidel
LOL Just like Michael to see the shiny side of things. 


Mike Shoemaker,
February 1, 2008
I have met with Cory and came to agreements over the boas. He has taken claim over which animals he desired, the rest are to go to good homes, for payment we are under a breeding loan with the het albino to cover the cost for feeding and housing them. As for the bearded dragons and tarantulas, he has left them to me to decide what to do with them between you and I. So here is the deal. Since I received all the animals under false pretense, actually flat out lies, I am sending you a bill for their housing, care, and feeding beginning with the day they physically arrived in my home.
Your bill is laid out as follows, one(1) dollar a day per bearded dragon and five (5) dollars a week for all the tarantulas combined. The bill is current as of today’s date February 1, 2008 and will continue per day/week. You have 30 days to pay and retrieve these animals, or they will be considered abandoned by you. Unless agreements to which I deem acceptable are made between us.
Name: Date Arrived: Time Spent Here:
Red Boy September 23, 2007 131 Days
Victoria September 23, 2007 131 Days
Diana September 23, 2007 131 Days
Meanie September 23, 2007 131 Days
Total: 524 days
Cost: $524
Tarantulas September 23, 2007 18 Weeks
Cost: $90
Grand Total: $614
You will pay for the cost of shipping and materials. The two tarantulas that died will be subtracted from the grand total. I am advising that Diana is not to be shipped due to health reasons, you gave her to me looking like an anorexic. No she did not drop seven clutches as you claim, that was a bad excuse for not feeding her. Arrangements will be taken care of by you, I will not be held responsible for her if she is shipped. You have 30 days. That is a total of five months they have been in my care. All communications will be done via e-mail for purposes of documentation. This is also going to be posted on the BOI. Link is provided below:
Sincerely,
Michael Shelton
Junkyard said:No offense taken, I figure if I can make one person laugh a day, then I can sleep well at night.
Cat_72 said:Bill, how long would you expect him to keep and care for these animals with no response or communication whatsoever from Mike?
I know laws vary from place to place, but I know my vet told me that the owner has so many days to claim an animal left in their care, or contact them to make other arrangements, and after that time period without owner contact, they are free to either euthanize or adopt out the animals. It's not up to the vet (or other person left holding the animals) to contact the owner.
Cat_72 said:I understand what you are saying....as long as Michael knows he has his butt covered.
We had them clarify that this includes reptiles and they confirmed. This is who we called:They are legally yours after one month, 30 days. So they were yours three months ago.
Wilomn said:Hey Mike,
IF that little slimeball decides he wants to come over and pick up ANYTHING would you do me a favor and let me know when he plans to be there? Then be sure to tell him that I'll be over to say "hello" and I'll bet you dollars to donuts that we never see him.
I'm dead serious too. I'll be there.
Had I known you planned on joining us I would have mentioned that in my first post.critical bill said:Tell him your coming over with baby oil and a magnum condom (ribbed for extra pleasure and protection) and I'll betcha he shows!!!!