Inguins?

Is he trying to say "penguins"? Because then I want one too!

I actually like the sound of beard dragoo
ooooooons though! "I'll trade you my dragoon for your inguin!" Maybe it'll catch on.
Yeesh, some people though...

Believe it or not, I've actually seen worse on craigslist when it comes to monitors.
- One guy claimed to have an adult croc monitor for sale. No mistake. He described the species perfectly and said his animal was 6-7 feet long.
It came with it's own 50 gallon tank.
- Another guy was selling his ball python and 20 gal terrarium because he claimed he didn't have enough space or time for it and would be moving soon to a place that didn't allow any pets.
He then finished the ad by saying he ways open to trades for iguanas and monitors. :eek3:
- and the last one I remember was when I was selling a few extra odds and ends supplies: water bowls, hides, heat emitters etc for cheap. A guy messaged me asking me to go lower on the price, which I did. He then tried again wanting me to go ridiculously low (like not enough to pay for the gas to drive over and meet with him low) and which point I refused. He started whining (Literally. He typed "Pleez o pleez o pleeeeeez!") and begged me to go lower because he had two large water monitors (and a long list of other beasts) that really needed the supplies and he couldn't afford to go any higher.
I'm thinking if you can't afford the $5 for a complete bundle of supplies, then you probably can't afford a water monitor. Also what was he using for heat, hides, and a water dish currently...?
I just don't get people sometimes.
