Bad Guy Outback Reptiles

[lanceheads]

So Mike, besides writing prose for a living, you actually work for Ian?

 

[Mike Schultz]

I am actually a full time writer for a XXX story megasite, but I have been known to make a WICKED Bloomin' Onion with a side of Chase Froys. I am however currently off work to recover from a hernia repair operation (probably originally caused my me trying to lift the staggering weight of my own greatness out of bed one morning), so I have nothing better to do than sit around all day bashing kids 5 years younger than myself on the internet while I sit on a hemorrhoid pillow to avoid sitting on my large, bruised, swollen testicles.

Livin' the dream, baby!!!

 

[DAND]

I am actually a full time writer for a XXX story megasite, but I have been known to make a WICKED Bloomin' Onion with a side of Chase Froys. I am however currently off work to recover from a hernia repair operation (probably originally caused my me trying to lift the staggering weight of my own greatness out of bed one morning), so I have nothing better to do than sit around all day bashing kids 5 years younger than myself on the internet while I sit on a hemorrhoid pillow to avoid sitting on my large, bruised, swollen testicles.

Livin' the dream, baby!!!

Well you'd figure large, bruised and swollen testicles would have given you something to write about for your day job. Yet instead, while thinking of your large, bruised and swollen testicles you'd rather spank a young minor male on the internet.

 

[Ken Harbart]

I highly suggest that the sophomoric crap stops, lest some folks find themselves unable to post anymore.

 

[Dr Owens]

so I have nothing better to do than sit around all day bashing kids 5 years younger than myself on the internet while I sit on a hemorrhoid pillow to avoid sitting on my large, bruised, swollen testicles.

Livin' the dream, baby!!!

Wow...It must be difficult to have to deal with that hemorrhoid pillow on a nightly basis....it must be even more difficult to have to deal with orchitis regularly. Perhaps you should see a doctor. I'd hate to see you go undiagnosed with gonorrhea or chlamydia...not to mention all of the other pathogens that could render you sterile (albeit that might be the best thing for our species as a whole)...I'm just saying! Don't be in a hurry about getting evaluated...in would probably be better for out genus as whole, if your genetic "input" were to just fade away. (In other words, for the sake of our species, please don't reproduce!)

In the mean time, just pretend that you're as cool as you think you are! At least that will buy our our species the time we need as we wait for you your testicular torsion/and or infection, to render you sterile. It will be so much better for for all of us in the long run.

Good luck with your necrotic testicles in the near future...

 

[BucksReptiles]

Mike is an employee for Outback. In no way does he speak for Ian or others at the facility. Mike is quite the sarcastic character, but his actions are based through the constant nagging and harassment from this kid on the forums.

I see them from time to time at shows, and we often talk about these threads and have a good laugh. Ian has no intention or desire to waste his time on the forums when there is plenty of more important things to do in his life.

I called Mike lastnight after a friend of mine told me things sounded like they were getting out of hand on here. Mike just had an operation and is bed ridden so he has the time, and is bored out of his mind so he would post such things as you saw.

Mike said he contacted Shane and told him to call Outback. Hopefully Shane will follow through with his part of the husbandry deal and call them. I know a couple of the guys there would be eager to get a new hobbyist hooked up and happy to do business again.

My Regaurds in anyway, though i am not an employee.

 

[Mike Schultz]

I sent David and Shane a private message telling them to call us and discuss their problems so that they could be resolved. I then posted an apology and wrote a "cute" (in the words of hhmoore) little poem to try to put an end to the rather high tension levels in the thread. I received a 3 point infraction from hhmoore for my apology for being "destructive." Apologizing apparently is even worse than the 2 points I got for using profanity in an earlier post.

I also told the truth and gave a reason why I am not in the best of moods and may have reacted a little to strongly to the small issue of a teenager badmouthing the company I work for- I just got out of surgery and I am not having the time of my life during recovery. I also received an infraction for 3 points from hhmoore for that.

Next thing I know I have a "super duper" moderator telling me that he wished that I had some sort of sexually transmitted disease that would render me sterile. Way to set a shining example for the rest of us. Nowhere in this thread did I personally attack anybody, yet I have a moderator telling me he wants my balls to fall off. Anyways, if he was a real doctor like he claims to be he would know that a very common side effect of the hernia repair surgery that I mentioned I underwent is bruised, swollen testicles due to drainage from the surgery site- simple gravity in action.

I am not too concerned about it since the only people in this thread who know me are Ryan, who I have probably disappointed, and David D, with whom I am already in the process of making amends.

I will offer my apologies once again for being somewhat rude, but I stand by my statement that nowhere in this thread did I try to personally demean or belittle anybody involved; I was simply arguing the facts of what happened and offering examples of previous actions of the parties involved in trying to slander the business with which I am employed.

I eagerly await my infraction for whatever it is that I did wrong in this post.

 

[Temporalis_Enterprises]

I sent David and Shane a private message telling them to call us and discuss their problems so that they could be resolved. I then posted an apology and wrote a "cute" (in the words of hhmoore) little poem to try to put an end to the rather high tension levels in the thread. I received a 3 point infraction from hhmoore for my apology for being "destructive." Apologizing apparently is even worse than the 2 points I got for using profanity in an earlier post.

I also told the truth and gave a reason why I am not in the best of moods and may have reacted a little to strongly to the small issue of a teenager badmouthing the company I work for- I just got out of surgery and I am not having the time of my life during recovery. I also received an infraction for 3 points from hhmoore for that.

Next thing I know I have a "super duper" moderator telling me that he wished that I had some sort of sexually transmitted disease that would render me sterile. Way to set a shining example for the rest of us. Nowhere in this thread did I personally attack anybody, yet I have a moderator telling me he wants my balls to fall off. Anyways, if he was a real doctor like he claims to be he would know that a very common side effect of the hernia repair surgery that I mentioned I underwent is bruised, swollen testicles due to drainage from the surgery site- simple gravity in action.

I am not too concerned about it since the only people in this thread who know me are Ryan, who I have probably disappointed, and David D, with whom I am already in the process of making amends.

I will offer my apologies once again for being somewhat rude, but I stand by my statement that nowhere in this thread did I try to personally demean or belittle anybody involved; I was simply arguing the facts of what happened and offering examples of previous actions of the parties involved in trying to slander the business with which I am employed.

I eagerly await my infraction for whatever it is that I did wrong in this post.

Mike I accept your apology and I offer my own apology towards you, Ian, Ryan and everyone at outback. In the past I have been a rude snot nosed Mother to you and Outback. I was under false false pretenses from a at the time friends who I have since severed all interactions and communications with. My past sometimes haunts me. I wish I had done the things I did on some of the other forums. I also look back a my past husbandry techniques and think how terrible they were. I have since redone my collection. i now have a very nice DIY racking system and a herp room. That room is heated and keeps the animals very well. So Mike I am sorry and look forward to seeing you at the next show.

 

[hhmoore]

Please accept my apologies for offending anybody in the process of discounting the testimonies of these obviously stable and well-mannered kids. To make amends I have written a poem:

Hey! I'm a Dog!
I play in the mud!
I sometimes roll around in crud!
My favorite activities are pooping and sleeping
But I also enjoy barking and eating.
Yesterday I chased a UPS Guy;
I ran through my invisible fence and started to fry :/
So i went back into my yard, but sh*t! Malfunction!

My electrical collar continued to sizzle my brain!

I ran to the door, looking for help
But my master was gone and could not hear me yelp!
He had gone to the store to buy fishing lures,
And should be back by now (was he taking detours?)

But wait? What was happening? The UPS guy is back?
A package for me? I'm a dog, is he on crack?

But he leaned really close (he could see my despair)
He said "What's wrong? Why do I smell burning hair?"
I tried to explain my dire situation
But he could not speak dog, much to my frustration.

So I motioned to him as if to say "My neck!"
He gave me a look as if to say "What the heck?"
Luckily for me, UPS Hires intelligent employees
He figured out what was wrong, and freed me! YIPPEE!

With the collar removed, I sighed in relief.
Then decided to give the UPS Guy more grief!
For I was no longer restrained by the invisible fence
And my territory needed some vicious defense!
I chased that evil mail-man away
My home was safe... at least for the rest of the day...

I am actually a full time writer for a XXX story megasite, but I have been known to make a WICKED Bloomin' Onion with a side of Chase Froys. I am however currently off work to recover from a hernia repair operation (probably originally caused my me trying to lift the staggering weight of my own greatness out of bed one morning), so I have nothing better to do than sit around all day bashing kids 5 years younger than myself on the internet while I sit on a hemorrhoid pillow to avoid sitting on my large, bruised, swollen testicles.

Livin' the dream, baby!!!

I then posted an apology and wrote a "cute" (in the words of hhmoore) little poem to try to put an end to the rather high tension levels in the thread. I received a 3 point infraction from hhmoore for my apology for being "destructive." Apologizing apparently is even worse than the 2 points I got for using profanity in an earlier post.

Your apology, such as it was, did not earn you the infraction...it was the off topic portion of that same post, and I'm pretty sure you realize that.

I also told the truth and gave a reason why I am not in the best of moods and may have reacted a little to strongly to the small issue of a teenager badmouthing the company I work for- I just got out of surgery and I am not having the time of my life during recovery. I also received an infraction for 3 points from hhmoore for that.

Frankly, your explanation - being an XXX writer, making a WICKED bloomin onion, a hernia caused by lifting the staggering weight of your greatness out of bed, and the status of your testicles - regardless of the reason are all off topic. The fact that you "have nothing better to do than sit around all day bashing kids 5 years younger than myself on the internet while I sit on a hemorrhoid pillow" might be your explanation...but it doesn't excuse anything.

 

[hhmoore]

Damn it. I multi-quoted that so I could put it all in a PM...

I'm going back to bed - my apology to all.

 

[Mike Schultz]

Frankly, your explanation - being an XXX writer, making a WICKED bloomin onion, a hernia caused by lifting the staggering weight of your greatness out of bed, and the status of your testicles - regardless of the reason are all off topic. The fact that you "have nothing better to do than sit around all day bashing kids 5 years younger than myself on the internet while I sit on a hemorrhoid pillow" might be your explanation...but it doesn't excuse anything.

In all fairness, I was asked what I did for a living

 

[DAND]

In all fairness, I was asked what I did for a living

Actually, in all fairness, the question was asking if you work for Ian. Try reading it again. Here it is:

So Mike, besides writing prose for a living, you actually work for Ian?

 

[Mike Schultz]

Actually, in all fairness, the question was asking if you work for Ian. Try reading it again. Here it is:

My mistake. i thought it would be more beneficial to the thread to post some of my other occupations since I already said I was with Outback in m very first post in this thread.

 

[DAND]

My mistake. i thought it would be more beneficial to the thread to post some of my other occupations since I already said I was with Outback in m very first post in this thread.

Maybe you should leave the thinking to those who are more qualified to be doing so if you thought anybody cared where else you worked? You were simply being asked to verify that you did indeed work for Ian / Outback Reptiles.

 

[WebSlave]

Next thing I know I have a "super duper" moderator telling me that he wished that I had some sort of sexually transmitted disease that would render me sterile. Way to set a shining example for the rest of us. Nowhere in this thread did I personally attack anybody, yet I have a moderator telling me he wants my balls to fall off. Anyways, if he was a real doctor like he claims to be he would know that a very common side effect of the hernia repair surgery that I mentioned I underwent is bruised, swollen testicles due to drainage from the surgery site- simple gravity in action.

Moderators on this site are not required to drop their personal opinions and participation here as a result of accepting that job. They can still participate here in that capacity, as it would be extremely foolish of me to try to foist that requirement upon them for helping me out with the burdensome moderator duties I have asked them to take on. My only requirement in this regard is that they cannot use their moderator powers as retribution against an opposing party in such discussions.

 

[Mike Schultz]

David Deem, which part of your brain are you missing? I know you are just 15, but how many warnings does it take to get it through your thick skull that we will NOT allow you to continue slandering Outback Reptiles. As far as I know your only connection with us is when you walk by our tables at Manassas gawking at our colubrids. I don't think you have ever bought anything from us. So what's the deal?

If I left the thinking to others then you guys would still be thinking I flipped steaks for a living

 

[Mike Schultz]

Maybe you should leave the thinking to those who are more qualified to be doing so if you thought anybody cared where else you worked? You were simply being asked to verify that you did indeed work for Ian / Outback Reptiles.

Sorry, my last post was in response to this reply

 

[lanceheads]

If I left the thinking to others then you guys would still be thinking I flipped steaks for a living

Wow! That's what you think of us?
Maybe you should find another site to bash people on!

 

[Mike Schultz]

This will be my final post on this matter, hopefully to the relief of everybody involved.

I came into this thread with no intentions other than to clear up the issue with David and Shane and their somewhat shoddy story. When it became unclear who was posting under which account, I sent David a PM asking him and Shane to call us and explain himself if he did not want to be banned from the shows around here. This was going on while I was posting on the thread about David and his past experiences with Outback.

Shane called us, and it has become clear to us now that it all started as a simple matter of Shane's ball python refusing to eat and he was concerned, which is understandable considering $275 is a lot for a young person such as himself to spend on a snake. What was unacceptable was the way the two kids went about creating this thread, and that's where the entire problem began. Outback does not sell to minors because of issues like this that may arise. Shane's mother was with him when he bought the snake from one of the employees at our table

Now I became frustrated when I started to become the subject of attacks saying I was slimy for selling to minors, picking on kids for no reason, and being a lonely guy etc etc. All I came here to do was to point out who David was and his past history with outback to show that obviously something fishy was going on with the story in this thread.

I regret to say I am suffering some medical issues right now and I am on two forms of narcotic painkillers as a result. I do not intend this to be an excuse for acting the way i did near the end of this thread, but I hope you will understand a little bit of my frustration. This is not supposed to be any sort of sob story and I expect no sympathy- in fact i was poking a bit of fun at myself with the testicles comment I made but apparently I am not quite as funny as I thought.

I apologize for causing any unnecessary drama. I am an employee of Outback reptiles and I should not conduct myself in such as way as to shine negative light on the company I work for. Needless to say I am not in a customer service position besides helping at the shows, so it was not my place to get involved the way I have.

[here's where I hop on my soap box]

I still do not understand why a moderator (Dr. Owens) would resort to the verbal abuse that I was subjected to about the medical problems I mentioned earlier. I may have been rude and snippy with my comments but when I broke a couple rules, I was punished accordingly by different moderators by receiving the infraction points I did. Dr. Owens should of course be allowed to offer his opinions on whatever matter he pleases, but to wear a moderator tag and blatantly break the rules and verbally assault me the way he did was more unacceptable than anything I did. If I am to be crucified at age 20 for picking on a 15 year old who is badmouthing me, what about a medical doctor who is wishing harmful sexually transmitted diseases and sterility to fall on that 20 year old?

 

[Temporalis_Enterprises]

Mike I understand your frustrations with the moderators. I hope Shane and I have cleared up any kind of wrong doind on our part and I hope you saw my apology. PM sent