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    Want to get rid of them? Simple. Just become a Contributor level member or above and they will be gone. -> Please click HERE."

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Poor guy

We may get a new alias from the mastermind known as Jesse. No worries Ritchie will snuff him out and the thought of him selling a snake on Fauna...When pigs fly!

Justin Higgs
ECTOTHERMZ...
 
Oh crap. It links to the main page. The add is in the for sale section on this board titled "Guyana's & Balls - need extra space ASAP".
Sorry about that. I thought the link would go to it.
 
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Please read the rules.  Post your FULL NAME in your messages.  And watch the rhetoric.  If you cause me too much work deleting your messages, you will just be gone from here.

WebSlave
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Just like the 30 something Sharp strains and all the other boa morphs right? A list so big you had to go to the net.

Mike Jones
 
<img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'> Jesse Underhill,

You really are as smart as you look! LOL!!! If you had a huge list of buyers before you even went on the net then why did you even attempt to post them anywhere? Let me guess the people on your "huge list" of buyers:

Your partner James
JJ's Reptiles
JJ's Reptiles INC.
Awesomeboas
Jon Larson
Katie Larson
Jon Jefferson
Jon Jefferson Jones
John Jones
Jon Jones
218 Herps
Mike Peterson
Jenny Robertson
Fish and Critters
lindsey jones
James Robertson
Tony Khamjoi
BoBo the Invisible Clown
Your evil twin lesbian sister, Sybil

<img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>

GO AWAY Jesse Underhill!!! You will be found everytime...

Jesse Van Atta
 
It was my buddy who said go on the net. he had it all setup I was not good with pc I knew how to turn it on then now I getting better at it.Everyone of my het have proven out if they are 100% if they don't I buy them back and give you what they are het for !!!!!would you do it? I don't ####ing think so.How many other breeders guarantee them like that?? not a damn one.
 
The only guarantees from you are that you would rather climb a tree and lie than stay where you are and tell the truth, and that my 6 year old son can spell and punctuate better than you! <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

Get a life!
Stop listening to your invisible friend...

GO AWAY!!! <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':angry:'>

Jesse Van Atta
 
Jesse
you should stay away from your buddies.
everytime something BAD happens....it is always a buddy that did it.

You have a whole list of buyers.  Funny none of them come to your rescue.  You have breeding partners in at least 5 different states....Funny none of them come to your rescue.

Jesse, the only people to come to your rescue are the ones that have been proven to live in the same address as you

Jesse you missed it the first time...so let me put it up again You say you live in SW?
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">From:   Tony Khamjoi
To:   Daniel Wagoner
Date:   Friday - August 16, 2002 110 PM
Subject:   Re: Board of Inquiry
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Dan,
I seen on your site your going to school for computer systems you should know about IP right?How can i be this guy when are IP are diffenert I posted on the board and he did too at the same time I think it funny that people have no clue what a IP means charter the ISP host here the first 6 numbers are the same the rest are not because they are not at the same place or PC. But everyone on the board think because the number match but not the last one it's the same PC.I live with Mike at 1105 4th ave NW whats wrong with that This jesse guy lives on the SE part of town he even posted it on the board.tony
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and now this
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Hey Rich, I do enjoy the BOI sagas, but I chose not to post, and like it that way. The phone #507-434-4944 that was given for J Underhill belongs to Marion Underhill 1105 4th ave Austin Mn. Wish I could claim responsibilty for this info, but if the bosses found out.... its not like I work for the phone co or anything </td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>  you have SO MANY buyers.  That is why you keep changing your name.

LOOK OUT FOR THIS GUY !!!!
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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Everyone of my het have proven out if they are 100% if they don't I buy them back and give you what they are het for !!!!!would you do it? I don't ####ing think so</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Well I do not have to give that guarantee.
Because my 100% hets are just that.
I do not need to try and make the customer feel safe.
I do not have to say "if they don't produce I will buy them back"  because mine will.

I do not have to come up with some BS guarantee to sucker my customers in.
What they buy is guaranteed.....PERIOD....END OF STORY....
NO BS NO NOTHING!!!!

Your guarantee is the guarantee of a man who has something to hide.

Go ahead and give us the e-mail of the sucker who bought your boas.  You know...the ones who produced over fifty babies when it was barely two years of age.   WOW you are a better breeder than pete kahl, the barkers. and Jeff Ronnie....WOW you are impressive YOU "BIG BOA BREEDER" YOU
 
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">It was my buddy who said go on the net. he had it all setup I was not good with pc I knew how to turn it on then now I getting better at it.Everyone of my het have proven out if they are 100% if they don't I buy them back and give you what they are het for !!!!!would you do it? I don't ####ing think so.How many other breeders guarantee them like that?? not a damn one. </td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

Let me get this straight. Someone buys an hetero from you and if it doesn't prove out you buy it back? Are you saying you are selling 100% heteros that might not be so? With regards to the question "how many breeders have that policy" I can assure you that not even one. Who would in his right mind state in his selling terms that he is selling 100% heteros that may be not. That would be business suicide!
 
I just received this lovely IM greeting from you know who...</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">
jjunder
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Joined: June 2002  Posted: Sep. 09 2002,18:19


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hey cock sucker  
   
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Sorry JJ, unlike you I don't swing that way. You really should save that kind of talk for all of your alter egos... But at least your spelling is improving! <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

Later,
Jesse Van Atta
 
Could you imagine the email conversations jesse and dan blowfield could have. It would be the X rated version of "see spot run". Except they would spell it "c spott rrun". If ever two people were made for each other they were. Jesse could actually use Dan's name and his email's would be able to pass for Dan's. Some people could be fooled. Though not much dan may have just a little more credibility left than you do. Now all we have to do is get Dan to post his drivers license pic and see if these two can hit it off.

Mike Jones
 
See ya JJunder!

When the webslave sees that post of yours without a full name on it [after he warned you no less!], you'll be outta here!

Jesse James rides again!   <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>
 
Why is it that the small minded are so focused on their genitalia?  
Seems every "bad guy" wants nothing more than some sort of oral from everyone they have screwed over and some.  
Folks like Jesse Underhill, Brian Rogers Sr, Joey Smith, Britney Latil, JoeP, Dan Bifield and the list goes on, have all expressed their interest in it this way.


Here is a little gay dancing version of Spider Man that will hopefully keep you occupied for some time. With any luck, it will distract you long enough to stop ripping folks off.

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Better yet, try this one out.

Gaze into the light and repeat after me.

I will not rip off my customers.
I will not false advertise.
I will not ask for oral from everyone.
I will not sell sick animals.

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Repeat this unitl you pass out or fall over from being dizzy.  Then do it all over again.
 
First he says this
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and now he says he does not need the internet because he has a whole list of buyers....

which one is it Jesse?
 
You mean to tell me tht this nutmonkey is STILL around?!

And really, Jesse/James/John/Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt(that is one of your names too isn't it?), if you had this MASSIVE list of customers you claim to have without the use of the net, ummm, what are you doing on it?
 
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