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Possible Lawsuit

Man, now you guys went and done it!

Susan is probably limbering up her finger (singular) right this moment to bang out a suitable response on her keyboard.

;)
 
When Posting on this forum there is clearly an assumption of risk

When somone posts on this website, they assume the risk that someone may criticize them harshly (which is the whole purpose of this forum; to receive feedback on questions or comments in all types of forms, be it a negative or positive reply.)
 
WebSlave said:
Man, now you guys went and done it!

Susan is probably limbering up her finger (singular) right this moment to bang out a suitable response on her keyboard.

;)
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~Ummm..and just what finger might she be preparing to use???Oh, you mean for typing!!! I thought you meant the same thing we are all using one finger to do to her!!!


~~chuckle~~

Jude Fitch
 
sory guys....but when people mentioned fingers...
The middle finger ws the furthest from my mind....

sheesh

I now gotta go upstairs and wake up the wife. he he he
 
Ritchie, that was out of line! Now you made me think of another joke I gotta tell.

Two guys are out late drinking and partying. The one guys says to his buddy, I don't know what to do so my wife doesn't catch me out so late. When I go home, I shut off the lights and engine and just coast into the driveway. I take my shoes off in the garage and tip toe up the steps. I get into bed as quiet as a mouse and she wakes up yelling every time.

His buddy says, I don't know. I speed into the driveway, slam on the brakes. Run up the steps, throw the door open, toss my boots on the floor, jump into bed and say. Honey, you as horny as I am, and my wife's sound a sleep every time.

Stupid joke? YEAH! Did I have to? YEAH!

Anyway, why are we still posting in here? Can't we bring up one of my old posts and beat on the dead horse for awhile instead? I really miss the attention.

Adam Block
 
OK guys. I just put up a 'Just For Laughs' forum, so please put the jokes and one liners in there.
 
Finger licking good... no

Ms Smith,
It takes A LOT to offend me, and congrats you managed to do so. How dare you suggest taking an honest mans son and subjecting him to beastiality. You have got to have the biggest adams apple I have ever seen on a chick.... (that can't be right can it? (( busts into song.. Lola L-O-L-A, Lola...)). Under the assumption that you do indeed represent a factual lawfirm, and that you have posted this comment in defence of yourself and your employer, I think it would be safe to assume that from that post on you have been living off of government cheese (its not that bad now is it). Further more I would like to add that your post has caused me much mental distress and has made me incapable of going to work due to post tramatic stress from a bad incounter I had with a work horse when I was eight. I do belive that I may have a solid case against you and your firm for lost wages, pain and suffering, and mental therapy bills (oh I am sure those pile up fast). I also belive that this forum as a whole may also have a suit against you and your firm due to slander. A cult is a religious sect that does not have tax exempt status. By lableing this group of dedicated people a cult you are trying to sway peoples opinions to your favor with missleading information.
And in closing I would like to apologize for my bad spelling and grammer, I am half in the bag, I dont mean you Ms. Smith.

-Tony Goodwill-
 
Dear Susan Smith

I happen to live in St Lucie County. I'd like to know why you are using an alias, since there is not a record of Susan Smith where this thread originated. If I am mistaken and have received incorrect information, the only Susan Smith in the area certainly doesn't have enough room for horses.

I will get in touch with my contacts in the county court system to inform them of your misuse of their computers.

PS - I have no criminal record whatsoever, so any post you may add saying I do will be erroneous and not believed anyway.
 
PS - I have no criminal record whatsoever, so any post you may add saying I do will be erroneous and not believed anyway
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I don't know about you....all I know is I am glad that Susan Smith is good at doing detective work. If it was not for her.... I would not have known that I have a son.

Not only am I glad she told me I had a son. (which I did not know about)
She also basically told me I did illegal/dirty things to my son.


If it was not for her....I would not have known to stop whatever it was that I was doing to someone who does not exist.
 
Well Ritchie
I guess your a legend in 'her' own mind;)

I would assume the amount of responces from ol suzy qualifies this a sham
suzy you ol girl you her is one at ya:puke:
 
HAHAHA Best laugh I've had all day!!!!!!!!!

Gee maybe Susan Smith could get together with Robert Mosko and go to the police academy at the same time! Then they both could learn about law.

Last time I checked the constitution we still had the freedom of speech. Isn't an opinion a freedom of speech? I feel like Susan committed slander by implying that I don't have enough intelligence to read or spell properly. Talk about insulting my two little brain cells!!! (Wait a minute, I have to let them rest)

By the way Ritchie, when the ante was your left nut, were you giving us the short end of the deal or is your left nut bigger than the right nut? I think we need verification from your wife! You may have been trying to rip us of!!!!! HAHAHA !!!!!

Got to move it to just for laughs, this is GREAAATTT!!!!!!!!!!

Candy King
 
Hey Web Slave,
I live in St lucie county and don't work till the evening. I would be more then happy to pay Ms. Smith's law offices a visit and ask for a copy of the firm's license to post on here. Since I have no criminal record ( let her try though....maybe she will find a long lost relative whom is rich....LOL) and since I will be face to face with the firm maybe I can find ot just whom is behind all of this. I would be happy help out .


Alison Crews
 
Maybe a phone call would be better. Ask to speak to the owner.

I don't remember all of this thread, but did she actually say who she worked for? Maybe she is just a temp and works at all of the law firms in the area. ;)
 
I love confrontation and things along these lines. I'm skilled in the art of verbal gymnastics and love showing of for people. Not that that has anything to do with this thread but man we could all get a lot done if we (well I) weren't so lazy.

Gimme an S
Gimme a U
Gimme an S
Gimma an A
Gimma an N

What does it spell?

STUPID!!!!!

Adam Block
 
No Content

This is without a doubt the funniest thing I have ever read. You should print this one and more like it into a book. I would be the first in line to buy it.
 
Susan Smith ???

Just because someone drives her children in the lake ... goes to prison ... gets on a computer ... does NOT give them the right to come harass law abbiding citizens !
 
WHAT A LOSER!!!

I haven't been on for a while & I have to say this is by far the funniest thing I have read. Don't lawyers have better ways of telling you they are suing you???.....oh yeah...............
SUBPOENAS
Heard of it Susan?
REAL Lawyers do not use idle threats on a website
What you obviously don't understand, or should I say comprehend, Susan (if that is your real name) is that the BOI protects us from PEOPLE LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!
People who are out to scam, rip off & just generally be jerks to others of us who are trying to run a business that we love.
So, if you can't reveal who you are, who you work for or any other shred of truth..........then get the F_ _ _ off our website!!

Love & Kisses,
Sheri Shoemake
T & S Reptile Farm
 
The jig is up!!

Frankly,Im relieved,

I had ben harboring this compulsion to rip people off and cheat and lie for soo long it began eating me up inside. Im guilty, guilty of slamming Bill Cagle, guilty of going after hybridizers like they were satans minions, guilty guilty guilty...I tell you. lol

Susan sounds alot liek someone from a competing site. I dont know, but she is going to dig up the dirt, and I have a semi ful of it!!

Man..and I thought I HAD A LOT OF TIME ON MY HANDS?


Fauna.....allways entertaining isnt it?



Fred Albury
AZTEC REPTILES
 
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