• In case most of you have not noticed, I made changes to the donation amounts as well as the durations for all of the paid membership levels. Things are winding down here, and this seems to be the most prudent way to deal with the "end of life" period of this site.

    Contributor level members - $10 per 30 days
    Sponsors - Eliminated
    Benefactor level members - $25 per 30 days
    Endowment level members - $50 per 30 days

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  • Responding to email notices you receive.
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    In short, DON'T! Email notices are to ONLY alert you of a reply to your private message or your ad on this site. Replying to the email just wastes your time as it goes NOWHERE, and probably pisses off the person you thought you replied to when they think you just ignored them. So instead of complaining to me about your messages not being replied to from this site via email, please READ that email notice that plainly states what you need to do in order to reply to who you are trying to converse with.

Shoveling A Load

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5,000 years ago Moses said, "Pick up your shovel, pack your ass, mount

your
camel and I shall lead you to the Promised Land."

200-plus years ago, George Washington said, "Get off your ass, use your
shovel, clear the land, grow plants for camels and it will be the

promised
land."

Last week the Congress of the United States said "Si, Amigos, throw away


your shovel, sit on your ass, light your Camels. We're giving you the
promised land."


Two Iraqi spies met in a busy restaurant after they
had successfully slipped into the U.S.

The first spy starts speaking in Arabic. The second spy shushes him

quickly
and whispers:

"Don't blow our cover. You're in America now. Speak Spanish."
 
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