ladyserpent7
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5,000 years ago Moses said, "Pick up your shovel, pack your ass, mount
your
camel and I shall lead you to the Promised Land."
200-plus years ago, George Washington said, "Get off your ass, use your
shovel, clear the land, grow plants for camels and it will be the
promised
land."
Last week the Congress of the United States said "Si, Amigos, throw away
your shovel, sit on your ass, light your Camels. We're giving you the
promised land."
Two Iraqi spies met in a busy restaurant after they
had successfully slipped into the U.S.
The first spy starts speaking in Arabic. The second spy shushes him
quickly
and whispers:
"Don't blow our cover. You're in America now. Speak Spanish."
your
camel and I shall lead you to the Promised Land."
200-plus years ago, George Washington said, "Get off your ass, use your
shovel, clear the land, grow plants for camels and it will be the
promised
land."
Last week the Congress of the United States said "Si, Amigos, throw away
your shovel, sit on your ass, light your Camels. We're giving you the
promised land."
Two Iraqi spies met in a busy restaurant after they
had successfully slipped into the U.S.
The first spy starts speaking in Arabic. The second spy shushes him
quickly
and whispers:
"Don't blow our cover. You're in America now. Speak Spanish."
