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THE SNAKE PIT WAS BURGLARIZED *AGAIN* LAST NIGHT!!

Call me naive, but isn't the amount of money being scammed here kind of miniscule to take a chance with your reputation (as businessman, private investigator, etc.)? It would take a hell of a lot more money than is involved with any of these scams (regardless of who is guilty) for me to consider throwing my reputation and possible freedom away, even if my ethics and self respect would allow it (which it doesn't). Just something to ponder. <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'>  <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('>
 
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if those files do infact exhist
 
webslave


Could it be that this whole thing is a misunderstanding between Dave and Neil? and the real guilty party is the PI?

I know you may not answer directly due to discretion, but that is what your post is leading me to believe...........
 
normally yes,But in this case,If person thought they could get away with it and that their reputation was beyound suspect not to mention that Neil has told several people that is dad sent him $25,000.00 after each robbery plus $1,700.00 donated,another several thousand dollars from the insurance co. do the math:

$25,000.00 x 4 each robbery
$ 1,700.00 donated
$10,000.00 insurance estimate(for at least 1 robbery)
$  1,500.00 in donated animals
$10,000.00 resale on animals reported stolen
_

$123,200.00 total estimated ofcouse

not bad for a years work.But he went to the well one to many times and made a huge deal for pity and now he got caught its a gamble,he rolled the dice and lost (this time)
 
funny, I haven't seen a winner or loser in this yet Dave. I also don't see why the total amount of money has anything to do with you.

bottom line?

PUT UP OR SHUT UP

we are all growing increasingly irritated with this whole fiasco. All we want is rock solid evidence...preferably in hard copy. For both sides.
 
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">speak softly and carry a big snake</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

Oh Nicole, way too funny. Looks like it's your turn to provide me with a chuckle or two.

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Is anyone else thinking this?  If there was no burglary in December, yet winesses saw small turtles squashed and dead on the floor, then who did the squashing?
 
WEBSLAVE,
        Perfect timing to plug in the fan !!!!  Now we "should" be able to sit back and watch in which direction and or how far the SH!!!!T splatters!!!!!!!!!!!  My hat is off to you!!!
                    Tom
 
Gee Dave...My lawyer just sent this to me....I Guess you must have missed it, huh???

I got this list of case numbers for your address from TPD's website.   Shall I post it and point out that Dave the Great Detective left these out in his big search?
Select Reports
Date of Incident Report Year Report Number Location of Incident Incident Type Add
2002-05-07 2002 199948 1302 BUSCH BL W 2002-05-02 2002 191015 1302 BUSCH BL W BURG-STRUCTURE 2002-05-02 2002 191110 1302 BUSCH BL W 2002-05-02 2002 191129 1302 BUSCH BL W OPEN DOOR/WINDOW 2002-04-12 2002 158274 1302A BUSCH BL W 2002-04-11 2002 158075 1302A BUSCH BL W

2001-12-16 2001 705854 1302 BUSCH BL W 2001-12-15 2001 705639 1302 BUSCH BL W
BURG-STRUCTURE 2001-10-15

2001 611556 1302 BUSCH BL W 2001-10-15 2001 611571 1302 BUSCH BL W 2001-07-06 2001 49481 1302 W BUSCH BLVD PETTY/GT FROM BUILD 2001-03-25 2001 22249 1302 W BUSCH BLVD BURG-STRUCTURE 2001-02-07 2001 9846 1302 W BUSCH BLVD

Does anybody happen to see the dates of 12-15 and 16, 01<img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'> Gee, I wonder where those dates came from???
Some detective you've got working for the rest of you! Remember....get your information from "The horse's mouth...rather than The horse's ass!" ....Neil
 
Well I posted What they gave me,But I will be back there tomarrow with this list and have them checked.I do not see the 4 case numbers that you gave us as the ones you had in your hands.
 
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Does anybody happen to see the dates of 12-15 and 16, 01 Gee, I wonder where those dates came from???</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

I know...
first you had them in hand.....Which you swore up and down that you did..
Then....you don't have them...but "so what" you don't need them
Now you have them again.

The answer is  YOu must have filed a delayed police report.

how do you do that you ask?
Here is your answer
--- Filing a Delayed Report ---
You may report a delayed crime by telephone at (813) 276-3205 or e-mail us by clicking the e-mail link to the left. Some offenses require forms or notarized statements. These forms are available for download by clicking on the Download Forms link to the left. Forms may be mailed to the DCIU at:  

Hours of Operation
7am - 11pm
Monday through Friday
(813) 276-3205

File Delayed Report  

For Emergencies dial

For non-emergency
response of a police officer
dial (813) 231-6130

D.C.I.U.
C/O Tampa Police Department
411 N. Franklin Street
Tampa, Florida 33602
Phone:
FAX:
E-Mail:  
(813) 276-3205
(813) 276-3221
[email protected]

nice try though.  you STILL can't  get your story straight about the police report


first you had one.
then you did not
now you did
 
Remember when Josie came on here and said that she was threatened by Neil?
Remember she said that He was writing to a friend of his and threatened her life?

Well here is a copy and paste of that e-mail
HERE IS YOUR PROOF
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Forwarded Message:
Subj:      Re:  Iguana
Date:      5/28/01 11:13:11 PM Eastern Day Iight time
From:    [email protected] (Neil Gubitz)
To:         (Blocked out to protect the innocent)

Ya know (blocked out) one of these days, I’m going to think I’m talking to (blocked out)
and I’m going to get myself in a lot of trouble!! lol
I’ve already taken care of the lawyer thing...the bitch should be
getting his “cease and desist” letter tomorrow!  I HOPE she listens to
it, because I  really don’t relish the thought of having to spend 10K
just to put her out of biz!  I’d rather just Shoot Her!…..Neil

THE SNAKE PIT (Neil Gubitz)
1302 West Busch Blvd.
Tampa, FL 33612


(4 miles WEST of Busch Gardens on the
SAME ROAD&#33<img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'> Stop in and say “HI”!

1-813-935-0445 (store phone) 10am-7pm
1-813-935-7765
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ENJOY  more to come I think
 
Exactly what I was just thinking...

And although I really think that the whole donation thing sucks, I don't recall Neil ASKING for donations(if I am wrong, please point me to where he does).  If anything, both in this thread and the last robbery(the only two I have seen), he seems to be turning away donations.  People offer him free animals to help him out, he offers to pay for them.  It doesn't seem to me that Neil is out to get sympathy pay from anyone.  

And I wondered about the mutilated animals, too.  I mean come on, who here thinks that Neil is so cruel and horrible to purposefully squash and mutilate all those animals for insurance money(which in the December robbery where these things happened, he says he didn't have insurance ANYWAY)?

And now the PI everyone tried to donate money too, and that Rich paid for is dodging and evading.  Did he actually do anything, or just collect money and toss up some false leads?  And just from what I am reading(again, no accusations, no mud slinging, just observation), it seems that the PI was happy to talk to Dave about the case and his suspicions, but will not speak with Neil, OR the one who actually PAID for his services, Rich Z.  Is it me, or does that seem odd?  Which makes me ask, where do Mr. Crowley's priorities lie?  It appears to me that just getting paid is where they lie, or perhaps there is something more to it...

And just out of curiosity Rich, if you don't mind my asking, how did you come to choose Mr. Crowley in the first place?  Not trying to make a dig or anything, but just curious if he came by recommendation by someone to you, if you randomly picked him, or if it was all in James Thornton's hands at that point who to use, and HE chose him.      

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The PI was chosen by James Thornton.  I left that all in his hands.  He said he talked to three PIs and Crowley seemed the best of the bunch.  Beyond that, I have no idea how he came up with the names.

This is just another part that doesn't make sense.  If there was a scam being run by James, then why not pick just a 'hole in the wall' gumshoe. I'm sure Tampa is crawling with them. Or for that matter, why really have a PI at all?  James could have claimed ANYTHING, including that he was keeping the PI's identity a secret to avoid letting the cat out of the bag, and no one really would have questioned it.  At least not until later.

WebSlave

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But bottom line is that, there is a ALOT of s**t hitting the fan(has anyone actually DONE that by the way?  I think it would be something to do at Expo this year for a good "clean" drunken funny prank).  

And I say this once again and again...I am not outto incriminate or praise ANYONE involved, but even with some of the holes, my gut tells me to believe Neil's side more(it also tells me to lay off the Taco Bell, WHEW <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'> ) in this verbal cage match.  

Either way, someone is gonna get dragged down jabroni drive and checked into  the smackdown hotel by the time all is said and done.
 
IAGO Good name in man and woman, dear my lord,
Is the immediate jewel of their souls:
Who steals my purse steals trash; 'tis something, nothing;
'Twas mine, 'tis his, and has been slave to thousands:
But he that filches from me my good name
Robs me of that which not enriches him
And makes me poor indeed.

Shakespeare, Wm., Othello, Act III, Scene III

As you should already have figured out by now, not only am I a real attorney. I also hold a VR permit from FWC, not that it has a lot to do with whether you should read the rest of the post, but it helps explain presence here. You can find all the other real attorneys at http://www.flabar.org/; click on “Find a Lawyer.”  Other VR permit holders may be harder to find.  Some clever contributor to the BOI thread found me on a five-year old page for the State Attorney's Office; nice work.

Mr. Gubitz retained me, but not to shut anyone up.
Why does he need a lawyer? Besides having a mediocre memory and an intensely passionate style of self-expression, Neil has a reputation to protect.  Neil is entitled to take any and all legal steps to protect that reputation, without having to justify himself to those who .  We are a nation of laws and have been for 210 years; those laws encourage people to protect their property, even such ephemera as reputations, through the courts.  The majority of us have for 210 years agreed that violence and intimidation are not appropriate.

Neil and I invite and encourage everybody, including Dave Lawson, to continue posting, so long as posted statements of fact are true.

Cybersolo wonders:
But Neil, why did you get a lawyer in Orlando?  Why not in your hometown of Tampa? There must be more lawyers in Tampa than there are grains of sand in all of Florida's beaches!  Why not pick someone closer to home?

Healthy curiosity is to be applauded.  I got on Neil’s e-mail list, saw something intriguing about “What James Took,” e-mailed for clarification, and the more I heard the more interested I got.  Clearly, there was an opportunity for personal and professional growth.

My qualifications:

BAR ADMISSIONS:
Florida Bar, October 21, 1985
Federal District Court, Middle District of Florida, December 16, 1985

EXPERIENCE:

Sole Practitioner, from February 2, 2000; general practice, criminal defense, contracts, automobile liability, consumer law, probate, commercial and residential leasing and other civil litigation.

Assistant State Attorney, Ninth Judicial Circuit, Orlando, Florida, fourteen years, 200 jury trials. Major Assignments:

Legal Advisor to the Metropolitan Bureau of Investigation, three years.  Provided legal guidance to agents and managers of a task force of state and federal law enforcement agencies investigating racketeering, organized fraud, money laundering, drug trafficking and vice crimes

Career Criminal Lead Attorney: Prosecuted career criminals, habitual felons, and prison-releasee re-offenders. Mentored other attorneys.

Deputy Chief of Intake Division, one year. Evaluated cases for probability of proof beyond reasonable doubt and suitability for prosecution. Directed selected investigations. Reviewed all traffic homicide cases submitted.

Governor's Executive Assignments: Prosecuted DUI Manslaughter and Leaving the Scene of an Accident With a Death in State v. Raya, Circuit Court, Okeechobee County. Prosecuted state attorney's office executive director for DUI Manslaughter and DUI Resulting in Serious Injuries in State v. Terri J. West, Circuit Court, Broward County.

Commercial Litigation, Hartley & Wall, Orlando, Florida, 85-86.

DEGREEES:
Juris Doctor, Florida State University College of Law, 1985, With Honors.
Florida State University Law Review Articles and Notes Editor, 1984.  Special Award: Trial Evidence Seminar.

Master of Arts, Florida State University, 1979.

Bachelor of Arts, University of South Florida, 1971. Dean's List 1969 & 1970.

FACULTY MEMBER:Criminal Justice Institute, Valencia Community College, 1999-2000 (Adjunct instructor).

But enough about me.  Abou ya'll:
Some sensible folks have weighed in on the matter, Nicole Dodd (Lady Chaos), John Reese (Emeraldguy), and Rich Z. Thanks for oil on troubled waters. I also want to express my gratitude to Tim Bowles, Arboreals of the Rainforest, who posted the nice summary of defamation law on this board recently.  Saved me some work, he did.  Florida law has a few variations on that general theme, which bear mention.  A statement is defamatory (libel or slander) when it injures a person in his trade or profession. Libel need not be an intentional falsehood; it is still libel if the statement is negligently made.  Loss of business need not be proven in dollars if damage to a business reputation can be proven.

There are rules that will determine the admissibility of evidence to prove in a court of law.  Generally, the rules are commonsense guidelines for determining the credibility of what we hear.  The rule against hearsay is an important one, but that rule has 23 exceptions in the Florida Evidence Code, not including the one that was held unconstitutional.

“Believe half of what you see and none of what you hear.”  Francis C. Townes, 1926 –2002.

With good reason the courts don't allow "X told me Y said ABC."  Too much opportunity for misunderstanding, prevarication and outright BS.


IAGO                  O grace! O heaven forgive me!
Are you a man? have you a soul or sense?
God be wi' you; take mine office. O wretched fool.
That livest to make thine honesty a vice!
O monstrous world! Take note, take note, O world,
To be direct and honest is not safe.
I thank you for this profit; and from hence
I'll love no friend, sith love breeds such offence.

OTHELLO Nay, stay: thou shouldst be honest.

IAGO I should be wise, for honesty's a fool
And loses that it works for.

Shakespeare, Wm., Othello, Act III, Scene III

salito718, your question is well-taken.  Perhaps there is a misunderstanding, or perhaps there is a source of misinformation that has been accepted too readily by some of the participants in these discussions.  Rich Z.  seems to be an unbiased party, and I am inclined to take seriously his recent post with questions about the credibility of one apparent source of information.

So, is Iago right "Honesty's a fool?"  Put another way, if my memory of what I heard my wife say does not coincide with what she is certain she said, is one of us a liar?  Well, one of us knows some things can go all day without being said.

On the other hand:
Consider also, dear Salito, the possibility that amateur or professional public or private “investigators” jump to conclusions without getting all the reasonably available information.  For example, google.com leads us to the Tampa Police Department website, where we notice that a case number recited by an active poster on this thread seemed to refer to a grand theft motor vehicle, not a stalking charge.  Do we then call the poster a “liar,” or do we consider that the number may be that of another law enforcement agency or even the court case number.  

The poster failed to provide important information about the case number; is the poster evasive, careless, ignorant of the multiplicity of agencies and case numbers?  We can explore lots of hypotheses before we decide someone has deliberately presented a falsehood.  But a negligent investigation should cause us concern about the “facts” and  “evidence” the investigator urges us to accept on his authority.

For example, some posters have claimed to be uncommonly well-informed on police matters.  And right you are Ritchie Luna and John Apple about police reports, up to a point. We got this list of case numbers and commentary by simply running The Snake Pit address on through the search engine on

TPD https://secure.tampagov.com/servlet/PoliceReports?action=search

Tampa Police Department’s website (which this Luddite lawyer found with google.com).  Anybody want to order them up at $6.50 each and see what they say?

Select Reports

Date of Incident Report Year Report Number Location of Incident Incident
Type Add

2002-05-07  2002  199948  1302 BUSCH BL W
2002-05-02  2002  191015  1302 BUSCH BL W  BURG-STRUCTURE
2002-05-02  2002  191110  1302 BUSCH BL W
2002-05-02  2002  191129  1302 BUSCH BL W  OPEN DOOR/WINDOW
2002-04-12  2002  158274  1302A BUSCH BL W
2002-04-11  2002  158075  1302A BUSCH BL W
2001-12-16  2001  705854  1302 BUSCH BL W
2001-12-15  2001  705639  1302 BUSCH BL W  BURG-STRUCTURE
2001-10-15  2001  611556  1302 BUSCH BL W
2001-10-15  2001  611571  1302 BUSCH BL W
2001-07-06  2001  49481  1302 W BUSCH BLVD  PETTY/GT FROM BUILD
2001-03-25  2001  22249  1302 W BUSCH BLVD  BURG-STRUCTURE
2001-02-07  2001  9846  1302 W BUSCH BLVD

Mr. Luna is concludes: “The answer is YOu must have filed a delayed police report.”  A little knowledge is a dangerous thing, and jumping to conclusions is not currently an Olympic event. And, No, confessing a temptation to do bodily harm is not a threat legally or morally, any more than confessing lust is a threat to rape.  An apology to Neil is in order, Sir, for ill-conceived accusations. Please be man enough to give it.

Nicole is on the right track.  The case numbers are in (reverse) consecutive order.  Those of us with experience in law enforcement matters would have known that the case numbers are assigned consecutively, even if the report was of an offense occurring months earlier.

Don't try this at home, kids, without adult supervision.
 
OK, so let me get this straight now.  The story NOW is that the following report numbers are accurate for Neil's crime woes he has suffered:

Date(s):                     Report Number(s):
5/7/02                       199948
5/2/02                       191015, 191110, 191129
4/11-12/02                 158274, 158075
12/15-16/02               705854, 705639
10/15/01                    611556, 611571
7/6/01                       49481
3/25/01                      22249
2/7/01                        9846

Ok, the dates for 12/15-16/02 ARE there.  Did he add the report after we all asked about it as Ritchie suggests?  I don't know, the information we've been given doesn't tell us WHEN the reports were made.  Let's say that they are completely legit as they've been listed above, though.  I've still got two question that I think need to be answered before I'll appologize to Neil for saying he lied to us all before.

1.  Neil, what was that previous couple of posts a few pages back all about where you said you then realized you had not made the report on the 12/15-16/01 burglary?  Why did you change your story from "I absolutely filed a report" to "So what if I didn't" to "I absolutely filed the report" again?

2.  Neil, how many burglaries did you have in the last eighteen months?  I count eight DIFFERENT dates where there now appears to be a police report on your store.  I am discounting the multiple report numbers as additions/deletions to the record as the investigations went on, but there are eight distinct dates that you've had some sort of trouble at your store!  We know about the shooting, that's one.  Part of the information you've given us with these numbers say that you suffered a theft, that's two.  What about the other six?  

If I'm not mistaken, you said that you've had four burglaries in three years (give or take).  Here, you've listed eight police reports of crimes at your establishment within an eighteen month period!  What's going on there?

Given that the headings for the police report say that part of the information given to your attorney is "type of incident," Neil, why are those other reported incident types not listed?  Did you do some cutting and pasting with the information, or did the police not give you the full account?

This story stinks!  I cannot tell who is telling the truth, but I can spot a lie when I see it.  Quite frankly, Neil, your "on again, off again" police reports don't do anything but tick me off.  Where was your sleuthing efforts way back when we were asking you for this information to begin with?  Why couldn't you have asked for the information several days ago?  Why did you once say you had the reports in your hand, but then you never filed one for 12/15-16/01?  Why are we all still left with so many doubts as to YOUR credibility?

I wonder . . .
 
Darrin, please read my previous post, hit the TPD website for yourself, re-assess your comments and apologize.
 
Wow, That was professional wasn't it? Shakespeare would be proud to be a part of this thread.
Maybe if we are lucky the judge in Neils case will post on here too and we can have some real fun!
Jackie Lapradd
 
If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, then baffle them with your BULLS__T. I think NEIL owes everyone here an apology for having to put up with this deception. Talking of the desire to KILL someone is not a threat, morally? You have got to be kidding. Right Phil?  Maybe you should both heed your advice and stop posting here!
 
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