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Ok so your face to face with your mother-n-law who is no a zombie and your out of bullets what do you do?! LOOK AROUND DUMB ASS!
Fire extinguisher
Table leg
Screw driver
Skateboard
Pen/pencil
Knitting needle
Window/mirror shards
Forks
Frying pan
Piece of picture frame
Paint brush handle
Tooth brush
Hair brush
FEEDING TONGS
PAM and a lighter
Broom and mop handles
Huge slate rock in uromastix tank

What can you find?

Ok now this is the weapons I found just by doing a run, yes i litrtally ran thru my place looking for weapons to kill mynon existent zombie mommy in law, and they are all here to save my life! LOL
 
from the items you listed:

Frying Pan: a good amount of distance, can apply a LOT of force over a broad area and then be able to get away.

PAM and lighter: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!
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Fire Extinguisher: only if full. blast em straight in the head and hopefully it will be cold enough to kill em that way.
 
hupababy_83 said:
Ok so your face to face with your mother-n-law who is no a zombie and your out of bullets what do you do?! LOOK AROUND DUMB ASS!
Fire extinguisher Check!
Table leg Ex dirt-bag's pool cue/cane with brass ball handle and cane tip.
Screw driver Claw hammer on night stand.
Skateboard Nope
Pen/pencil Yup-LOTS!
Knitting needle Nope
Window/mirror shards Check!
Forks Butcher's block full of VERY sharp knives.
Frying pan I have a 12-inch cast iron griddle with a 10-inch handle.
Piece of picture frame Check!
Paint brush handle Super Soaker-can be filled with alcohol or gas!
Tooth brush Bath brushes are longer!!
Hair brush Check!
FEEDING TONGS DITTO!
PAM and a lighter I prefer a pump bottle of rubbing alcohol and a grill lighter myself.
Broom and mop handles Yup! Plus, I have an ice chopper at each door with extra sharp blades.
Huge slate rock in uromastix tank Computer chair

What can you find?

Ok now this is the weapons I found just by doing a run, yes i litrtally ran thru my place looking for weapons to kill mynon existent zombie mommy in law, and they are all here to save my life! LOL
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I have my Grandpa's coal shovel from his Fireman days on the railroad. It's right inside the outer front steel door.

I also have one of those claw-grabby thingies to reach things on high shelves. Makes a good ken-do stick.

And I got some bear repellent from my cousin down in PA. I'm sure the zombies wouldn't like the taste/feel of that crap.

Plus-they have to get past the shrieking Beagle, the yapping Lhasa-poo, a whole hoard of cats who DO NOT like strangers, and Katey with her rusted steel chair... and that's NOT a friendly/welcoming look on her face as she's swinging that chair.

Also, styrofoam + gasoline = napalm...and I have no problem using it to save myself, my family and my pets, so the Zombie Masses better just keep walking right past my house.
 
Oh and fire extinguisher is for bashing the brains out. All the small stuff is for stabbing the brain VIA the eye socket. Gross but gets the job done!
 
ratkingrodents said:
Ever try that recipe? It may not be the Colonel's original, but if you need to get something to catch on fire and stay on fire it certainly does the trick LOL.
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indeed i have. its rather tricky in large doses to heat the gas hot enough to melt the styro, but it does burn for a while.
 
Now boys, if we play napalm with one zombie, we have to have enough for the others.... can you do that? Lol SHARIN IS CARIN lol
 
Utta said:
real napalm is a lot harder to make then that Donna. just sayin :rofl:
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Yeah-I know that. Marine Corps cousin taught me what I know. I just didn't want it all hanging out here on Fauna...in case the IZA is reading for recipes!

Or KIDS.
 
hupababy_83 said:
Now boys, if we play napalm with one zombie, we have to have enough for the others.... can you do that? Lol SHARIN IS CARIN lol
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I think 3 trash bags full of packing chips/peanuts/box insulation is a GOOD START! I save 'em as I get packages in the mail.

You just never know when you're going to need to send out a package or fry a zombie!!
 
AbsoluteApril said:
I keep a crowbar near my front door in case of home invasion or zombie attack
:D
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I prefer to keep mine outside the front door. That way, should a zombie show up with no weapons, he'll be armed upon walking through the front door and no sleep will ever be lost from shooting an unarmed robb...zombie!!! ;)
 
Matt2979 said:
I prefer to keep mine outside the front door. That way, should a zombie show up with no weapons, he'll be armed upon walking through the front door and no sleep will ever be lost from shooting an unarmed robb...zombie!!! ;)
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But Rob just wanted to rub your feet after a long day, what else is gunna relax them? :rofl::rofl:
 
Here's a list of what i saw within a 20 foot radius of me in my house when i read this....

1) 12 kitchen knives
2) 2 katana swords
3) 8 various sized knives for collecting purposes
4) 1 pit bull
5) 2 hammers
6) 1 power drill
7) 1 handheld power saw
8) Several screw drivers
9) Bottle of lighter fluid and many available lighters
10) 6 large removable glass shelves
11) 1 Heavy ceramic ash tray
12) Various lamps
13) 1 Flat screen tv (only as a last resort haha)

there's more but i think if the zombie isn't dead after using all those i probably don't stand much of a chance.
 
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