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What do y'all look like?

What do reptile keepers look like? (More than 1 OK)

  • They have tattoos

    Votes: 357 57.6%

  • They wear jeans

    Votes: 379 61.1%

  • They have long hair

    Votes: 170 27.4%

  • They carry scam detectors

    Votes: 77 12.4%

  • No britches

    Votes: 40 6.5%

  • Hand pressed Ralph Lauren button down oxfords (this is what I wore)

    Votes: 51 8.2%

  • They look like good citizens

    Votes: 273 44.0%

  • They look like troublemakers

    Votes: 189 30.5%

  • They look like Hell's Angels

    Votes: 131 21.1%

  • Depends if they keep snakes or turtles

    Votes: 198 31.9%

  • I know 'em when I see 'em, I can always tell

    Votes: 151 24.4%

  • Britches embroidered with snakes

    Votes: 38 6.1%

  • I dunno, I just keep parakeets

    Votes: 21 3.4%

  • They look like Lucille

    Votes: 40 6.5%

  • Other

    Votes: 147 23.7%
  • Total voters
    620
nora said:
Dont use jay's soft hands as an excuse. only i can use that excuse and i'm not a slob when it comes to my amaretto. that's alcohol abuse. besides i didnt leave you hangin' on purpose this weekend.

But i think I can forgive you this one time.. I dont want to be dragging your sorry behind on to jerry springer. :eek3:
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Thank you my love. I think its so cute when you threaten me with jerry. I also like it when you talk about my behind and dragging me around like a wild cave girl. I made up another new cute pet name for you baby.....Noralisious.

I hope you like it. ;)
 
DThomas said:
I should straight up suspend your butt for that!!!! NO ONE needs that kind of mental picture!!! lol
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I'm sorry for sharing my 17 years of pain with you that way. She was just a black hole from which for food there was simply no escape. I used to get hit with cover charges at all you can eat restaurants. A true linebacker she was.
 
critical bill said:
Thank you my love. I think its so cute when you threaten me with jerry. I also like it when you talk about my behind and dragging me around like a wild cave girl. I made up another new cute pet name for you baby.....Noralisious.

I hope you like it. ;)
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the proper spelling should be with a 'c' not a 's' ... ie noralicious =)

but ok I'll physically & verbally abuse you freely.
 
nora said:
the proper spelling should be with a 'c' not a 's' ... ie noralicious =)
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See that fellas.....my baby wants me to be perfect. My bad dear, thank you for correcting my spelling in public. Noralicious it is.

nora said:
but ok I'll physically & verbally abuse you freely.
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Thats what I love about you.....you are so passionate. You never think to cheat me out of the foreplay.
 
critical bill said:
See that fellas.....my baby wants me to be perfect. My bad dear, thank you for correcting my spelling in public. Noralicious it is.



Thats what I love about you.....you are so passionate. You never think to cheat me out of the foreplay.
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;) hehehehe
 
Dang it, Chuck. You are the man. You are the yin to the yang. You control the situation right up to it's final ecstatic result. For crying out loud, don't fumble.
 
jsrocket said:
Dang it, Chuck. You are the man. You are the yin to the yang. You control the situation right up to it's final ecstatic result. For crying out loud, don't fumble.
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Actually Jim, I'm the one who's in control here... Chuck just became my bit cha cha chaaaaa....... on second thought...... i think im gonna keep that comment to myself. :rofl:
 
nora said:
Actually Jim, I'm the one who's in control here... Chuck just became my bit cha cha chaaaaa....... on second thought...... i think im gonna keep that comment to myself. :rofl:
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Oui ma petite, you are the boss. But you know...I would so much love to meet you to see if you can back your asssss...*whoopsie almost got away from me there*...words up. I admit you do have me very very curious.
 
jsrocket said:
Dang it, Chuck. You are the man. You are the yin to the yang. You control the situation right up to it's final ecstatic result. For crying out loud, don't fumble.
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Shhhhhh....keep it down or she'll hear us!

Rule #1, never let them think or feel that you are trying to control the situation or them. This ain't the 50's anymore....women are very independent these days and love to be in charge. They even want to be paid equally and be president.
 
critical bill said:
Shhhhhh....keep it down or she'll hear us!

Rule #1, never let them think or feel that you are trying to control the situation or them. This ain't the 50's anymore....women are very independent these days and love to be in charge. They even want to be paid equally and be president.
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I hear you, man. But, certain basic principals of nature don't change. They just take on a new form.
 
Chuck, you brought this on yourself...Nora may hurt you now! :D
critical bill said:
Shhhhhh....keep it down or she'll hear us!

Rule #1, never let them think or feel that you are trying to control the situation or them. This ain't the 50's anymore....women are very independent these days and love to be in charge. They even want to be paid equally and be president.
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jsrocket said:
I hear you, man. But, certain basic principals of nature don't change. They just take on a new form.
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I hope that statement didn't sound mean, sexist or chauvinistic. I have just found, in most any situation, it is best to go with what you know.

Usually, things work out best that way.
 
critical bill said:
LOL. I'll find you and refer my ex-wife to you. Hope you have a crap load of flour in the office.
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*GAG* :>Puke<: Excuse me while I go gouge out my mind's eye with a fork!


nora said:
EW! You wanna be checking out old lady's cooters?!
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I don't think that I need to tell you why I didn't go into OB/GYN. The reasons should be obvious enough. ;)
 
ok a few things before i take off for work.

Ed.. The Jersey Shore blows. end of story. The only part of joisey you'll find me in is the NJ turnpike, or driving on 278 to get to hamburg.

Jim... Chuck. the 2 of you can die now. Kthanks

Jay.... you are a smart lad, but you should come over and play pretend ob/gyn ;)

roflmao
 
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