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What do y'all look like?

What do reptile keepers look like? (More than 1 OK)

  • They have tattoos

    Votes: 357 57.6%

  • They wear jeans

    Votes: 379 61.1%

  • They have long hair

    Votes: 170 27.4%

  • They carry scam detectors

    Votes: 77 12.4%

  • No britches

    Votes: 40 6.5%

  • Hand pressed Ralph Lauren button down oxfords (this is what I wore)

    Votes: 51 8.2%

  • They look like good citizens

    Votes: 273 44.0%

  • They look like troublemakers

    Votes: 189 30.5%

  • They look like Hell's Angels

    Votes: 131 21.1%

  • Depends if they keep snakes or turtles

    Votes: 198 31.9%

  • I know 'em when I see 'em, I can always tell

    Votes: 151 24.4%

  • Britches embroidered with snakes

    Votes: 38 6.1%

  • I dunno, I just keep parakeets

    Votes: 21 3.4%

  • They look like Lucille

    Votes: 40 6.5%

  • Other

    Votes: 147 23.7%
  • Total voters
    620
nora said:
Jay.... you are a smart lad, but you should come over and play pretend ob/gyn ;)
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I was on call last night, and I still haven't slept...so I might be a little slow this morning, but...

Did I just get propositioned? :eek:
 
nora said:
Jim... Chuck. the 2 of you can die now. Kthanks

Jay.... you are a smart lad, but you should come over and play pretend ob/gyn ;)

roflmao
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Without you there is no point in going on my dear. How would it please my Noravicious...I mean licious...to have her obedient slave off himself? They will find no note, just a multi-stained picture of you with those loving eyes looking up at me in my chest pocket, an empty bottle of amaretto in one hand, the other on my groin. Goodbye cruel world.

Jim you suck!
 
Not to change the subject at hand, but I went to my sister high school graduation last night, and thought I would post a photo. And yes, just a second later, I was smacked (jokingly) by my sister boyfriend. You can see his hand on the way to my face. HA HA HA

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Miss Tuniwha said:
Not to change the subject at hand, but I went to my sister high school graduation last night, and thought I would post a photo. And yes, just a second later, I was smacked (jokingly) by my sister boyfriend. You can see his hand on the way to my face. HA HA HA
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Well Hellooooo Brandilicious!!!!
 
chuckwalla, when i said you could go die, i was being sarcastic. we kinda need you around to annoy the kiddies in the BOI ;)







btw jay... i didnt stutter.
 
boy - you got dumped HARD, Chuck.
So, Nora, was it really Doc Jay's shoes that got your attention?
 
hhmoore said:
boy - you got dumped HARD, Chuck.
So, Nora, was it really Doc Jay's shoes that got your attention?
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Its just PMS. She'll swallow..uhmmmm aahhh...a few Tylenol, yeah thats it Tylenol, and she'll be her old self again.
 
don't listen to Jim, Jay (goodnite, sue ellen)
if the shoes work for you, run with them
 
nora said:
chuckwalla, when i said you could go die, i was being sarcastic. we kinda need you around to annoy the kiddies in the BOI ;)
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I need my space and I need time to think. This relationship is just not going in the direction I thought it would. I'm going to return your ball gag, leather mask, whip, and nipple clamps. I would appreciate it if you would send me back my porn movies, rear and pleasent stranger, the davinci load, white men in black, and my good buddy Jays favorite...she-male surprises vol 2 (Jay loves to watch this with a big bowl of buttered popcorn). And don't give me no crap you threw any of it away because you didn't think it was important to me.

Later baby...I'm off to kill a couple six packs with the boys and smoke a phatty. FREEDOM!!!
 
hmmm - so she dumped you for Jay, now you are pretending it doesn't matter because you saw Brandi?? What a fickle pair - you deserve each other, lol.
 
hhmoore said:
hmmm - so she dumped you for Jay, now you are pretending it doesn't matter because you saw Brandi?? What a fickle pair - you deserve each other, lol.
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Nonsense!!!! I met a girl named Fergie at a party Saturday and she thought it was so cute about giving Nora a pet name like Noralicious. She's a singer and she's beautiful and she said she was going to make a song similar to Noralicious that would play on every radio station and we would both be rich.

So you think what you want Harald!!!!

I'm sorry Harald, I didn't mean that. You've always been there for me. This is killing me inside. I cant eat, I cant sleep, I cant think. All I do is think about her in stirrups while doc has a coal miners hat on and well....you know what I'm saying. I need my Nora back. Would you call her for me and tell her I'm sorry?
 
chuckwalla walla bing bang... either you love meh or you dont, there's no shade of gray in this decision. let me know now or forever hold your piece of cake or i'll just eat it myself.

and just so you know. the ball gag isnt mine..... but the leather spanking paddle and matching leather cuffs are...

and for the record harald.. it was the orange pile on, not the shoes. :D
 
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