Neil Gubitz
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Good story, Dave.... but, do you actually have to lie to these "people"???.... Amazing....
Here's how the morning went, step by step.... then I'm outta here....
I got to the courthouse at 9:30am.... I was sitting in the waiting room until they called us in to the actual courtroom.... I see Dave walk in alone, I said.... "Dave, I didn't think you'd show up"?.... "Where are all your witnesses"?.... He says, "The papers said not to bring them this time".... not another word was spoke between us until the judge called our names.... we get to the bench.... the Judge asked Dave if he accepts or denies the allegations.... He say, "No, I deny it".... The Judge says to me, "Do you have time for arbitration today"?.... We both said yes.... The Judge asks Dave if he wants mediation and he says, "Yes, there are some points I want to go over".... The Judge then asks me if I want mediation.... I said, "No, He's a liar and a thief and I've got a signed contract, I don't need witnesses".... The Judge then asks us if we are going to be bringing any witnesses to court for the trial.... I said, "None".... then Dave says.... "I'll have 4 or 5 witnesses".... the Judge looks at Dave and says.... "You need 5 witnesses to litigate this case"?.... The courtroom started chuckling out loud.... the Judge then says that we will get a letter in the mail telling us when the court date is.... As we're leaving the room in silence, Dave gets to the Guards and says.... "This guy was harrassing me all through the morning, and can you please keep him up here while I leave the building"?.... I started laughing and the people outside started laughing (if you saw the size difference between us, you'd think it was pretty funny, too!.... The guard says to Dave, "Why don't one of you take the elevator and one of you take the stairs".... I looked at the Guard and said, "Let him take the stairs, he could use the excersize"!.... The people in the waiting room near the elevator started cracking up uncontrollably!.... It was very funny.... I then left the building and went home....
That's the way it went.... anybody can call and get the transcript for that morning.... find out for yourself....
....Neil
You won't hear from me again until the trial is over....
Have fun with your comments....
Here's how the morning went, step by step.... then I'm outta here....
I got to the courthouse at 9:30am.... I was sitting in the waiting room until they called us in to the actual courtroom.... I see Dave walk in alone, I said.... "Dave, I didn't think you'd show up"?.... "Where are all your witnesses"?.... He says, "The papers said not to bring them this time".... not another word was spoke between us until the judge called our names.... we get to the bench.... the Judge asked Dave if he accepts or denies the allegations.... He say, "No, I deny it".... The Judge says to me, "Do you have time for arbitration today"?.... We both said yes.... The Judge asks Dave if he wants mediation and he says, "Yes, there are some points I want to go over".... The Judge then asks me if I want mediation.... I said, "No, He's a liar and a thief and I've got a signed contract, I don't need witnesses".... The Judge then asks us if we are going to be bringing any witnesses to court for the trial.... I said, "None".... then Dave says.... "I'll have 4 or 5 witnesses".... the Judge looks at Dave and says.... "You need 5 witnesses to litigate this case"?.... The courtroom started chuckling out loud.... the Judge then says that we will get a letter in the mail telling us when the court date is.... As we're leaving the room in silence, Dave gets to the Guards and says.... "This guy was harrassing me all through the morning, and can you please keep him up here while I leave the building"?.... I started laughing and the people outside started laughing (if you saw the size difference between us, you'd think it was pretty funny, too!.... The guard says to Dave, "Why don't one of you take the elevator and one of you take the stairs".... I looked at the Guard and said, "Let him take the stairs, he could use the excersize"!.... The people in the waiting room near the elevator started cracking up uncontrollably!.... It was very funny.... I then left the building and went home....
That's the way it went.... anybody can call and get the transcript for that morning.... find out for yourself....
....Neil
You won't hear from me again until the trial is over....
Have fun with your comments....