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Inquiry: who is silent noise? lil' peter perez or a wannbe lawyer

You know, we could write a guide using Pete as an example

How To Ruin Your Reputation Permanently: 15 easy steps

1. Do something illegal and/or immoral
2. Lie about it
3. When the lie comes to light, use another lie to cover it up
4. Apologize for your misdeeds
5. Use more lies to bolster your apology
6. Post information on other boards that demonstrate that you have lied
7. Forget what lies you've told where and reveal more lies in the process
8. Go off half-cocked and tell the people who have caught your lies that they're the scum
9. Blame everyone else
10. Lie some more
11. Get banned
12. come back as someone else to prove yourself
13. be discovered and get banned and fined some more
14. Threaten to sue
15. go insane and start blaming fauna for your acne, your forgetting to take your medicine, the way your lizards, spiders, and snakes are staring at you, for the way you can't work because your rattlesnake bit you in the butt, for the voices you hear in your head, and ultimately become the laughingstock of everyone online.

(I've probably left a few steps out... feel free to add a few steps anyone)

Sorry if this post is too humourous for the BOI. But truthfully, if only these bad guys paid attention to the steps other bad guys have taken, then our truth-seeking-skills wouldn't get so rusty!

Personally I think that I prefer the 3 steps to being a "good guy":

1. Always tell the truth
2. Maintain excellent communication
3. Don't get a swelled head.
 
Well I have to admit that I did get some enrichment from this

I laughed so hard over the top ten yesterday that I had to clean my screen and keyboard and just a little while ago I laughed so hard my wife came in she thought I was having a heart attack or something. So yeah I'm feeling pretty enriched right now a good laugh makes ya feel well GOOD!

Well Pete still hasn't emailed me for my address gee Pete thought you really wanted it. Man Pete you beter hope that nothing happens to anyone on your list you moron. Gee who would they look at first ahhhh you guessed it buddy take a look in you know that thing way up on the wall in the bathroom you know the thing you can just see the top of your head in. yeah that's it get a chair and climb up for a look,, yep that's the guy

Gee hope he thinks of something good for tomorrow !!

Sasheena the first one on the list should be.

1: do something stupid and illegal and make a post and talk about what you did. ie Adam hows that Sidewinder doing ,,, just great watch out for bite of that one I sent you Pete !

Now that isn't a quote but ---

Ah we were all young and dumb once !! just glad I wasn't that dumb...........

Waiting for the next installment of Americas favorite day time fun show--------Beyond the Webs lets make a dumb deal


Randy Mackey
 
Yet another email. Now his name is jimmy. Soon it'll be willy. Then we can call him lil' willy. This guy is right up there with ol' gorrilla boy himself, kennyboy yates.

[email protected]
Subject: Re: Notice to Cease and Desist
From: "Jay" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
Date: Wed, 12 Jan 2005 18:19:42 -0500 (EST)


I do not support individuals who lack such intelligence. Your insults and offense to the community are more of a nuissance than that of Beyond the Web. FYI, I never received information on your Cal. Kings, there was no contract whatsoever. I received the ad link, but no information on pickup or payment address. No thanks, I am not interested in your business nor am I interested in Fauna. I am also not an attorney, do not ASSume what you do not know. You're such a child.

-Jay


Mind you now, I did respond to him. I did not get anything from the mailerdaemon. I know he got my response.

Anyone want to bet his eyes are brown? Anyone?
 
My mistake, I have no idea where I got jim and jimmy. I've got my glasses so I just messed that one up.

I can't think of anything particularly discriptive to go with jay at the moment but I'll work on it.
 
wilomn said:
[email protected]
Subject: Notice to Cease and Desist
From: "Silent Noise @ FaunaClassifieds Forums" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
Date: Wed, 12 Jan 2005 12:09:44 -0500


This is a message from Silent Noise at FaunaClassifieds Forums (
http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/index.php ). The
FaunaClassifieds Forums owners cannot accept any responsibility for the contents of
the email.

To email Silent Noise, you can use this online form:
http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/sendmessage.php?do=mailmember&userid=16668

OR, by email:
mailto:[email protected]

This is the message:

NOTICE TO CEASE AND DESIST

Peter A. Perez,
Beyond the Web
703 “A” Street • Suite B • Bakersfield, CA 93304-1958
Telephone (661) 900-2691 • Web www.beyondtheweb.org • E-mail
[email protected]

Re: Misinterpretation of Facts

To Whom It May Concern:
We are counsel to Beyond the Web, the Bakersfield-based educational
program featuring many of the world’s most amazing arachnids. We write
concerning your announced intention of distributing false statements in
the following Internet-based public forums; FaunaClassifieds.com,
SpiderTalk.net and the following allegations from December 2004 through
January 2005.

• supporting racial groups
• illegally possessing/collecting protected wildlife
• conducting illegal activities

We accordingly demand that you cease any plans or efforts to distribute
or publicly state the above-mentioned allegations.

There is no dispute that Peter Perez conducted one (1) illegal
transaction with Adam Quagliata, Canyon State Reptiles in Arizona. Be also
aware that authorities in both the California State Fish & Game and United
States Fish & Wildlife have been notified and addressed of such issue
and can be reached at your discretion. Beyond the Web has demanded that
Mr. Pollock cease distribution of such statements. Any further
statements regarding Beyond the Web’s unlawful activities, racial bias, and/or
other exploitation of such statements will constitute, among other
things, common law liabous/misappropriation, unfair competition, and unjust
enrichment rendering you and anyone engaged with you in such acts
liable for all of the remedies provided by relevant laws. These remedies
include but are not limited to preliminary and permanent injunctive relief
as well as monetary and punitive damages necessary to remedy your
openly willful violation of Beyond the Web’s rights.

We accordingly demand you:

1. cease and desist from the actual or intended distribution,
misinterpretation, public statements or other exploitation of Beyond the Web's
business conduct;
2. identify the names and addresses of any other parties who have
engaged, or otherwise involved, in such conduct through the public use of
discussion forums, i.e. FaunaClassifieds.com and SpiderTalk.net; and
3. provide Beyond the Web with an accounting of all statements issued
through or by other means of such claim that have been distributed via
your website, either physically or digitally, and of all instances of
public forums.

In addition, we demand that you contact us immediately upon receipt of
such notification.
Unless we receive full and immediate compliance with these demands,
Beyond the Web will be forced to consider pursuing any and all available
remedies at law and in equity.
Nothing herein shall be deemed an admission or waiver of any rights or
remedies of Beyond the Web and/or its affiliates, all of which are
hereby expressly reserved.

Sincerely,
Peter Perez, Program Director
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Hey my Akita just left me the same thing out in the back yard...a stinking, steamy pile of crap!

That whole thing translates to, STOP TELLING THE TRUTH. Sorry petey, that would mean we would have to lie (omitting is lying), and I for one don't want to be part of the little petey club, Beyond the Truth, A Liar's Experience.
 
No fair, Wes: You get MORE ENTERTAINING mail than almost ANYONE I know. These two emails sent to you have everyone laughing.

And Sasheens, your list is priceless!!
 
Both lists of steps are great but...

Sasheena said:
You know, we could write a guide using Pete as an example

How To Ruin Your Reputation Permanently: 15 easy steps

1. Do something illegal and/or immoral
2. Lie about it
3. When the lie comes to light, use another lie to cover it up
4. Apologize for your misdeeds
5. Use more lies to bolster your apology
6. Post information on other boards that demonstrate that you have lied
7. Forget what lies you've told where and reveal more lies in the process
8. Go off half-cocked and tell the people who have caught your lies that they're the scum
9. Blame everyone else
10. Lie some more
11. Get banned
12. come back as someone else to prove yourself
13. be discovered and get banned and fined some more
14. Threaten to sue
15. go insane and start blaming fauna for your acne, your forgetting to take your medicine, the way your lizards, spiders, and snakes are staring at you, for the way you can't work because your rattlesnake bit you in the butt, for the voices you hear in your head, and ultimately become the laughingstock of everyone online.

(I've probably left a few steps out... feel free to add a few steps anyone)

Sorry if this post is too humourous for the BOI. But truthfully, if only these bad guys paid attention to the steps other bad guys have taken, then our truth-seeking-skills wouldn't get so rusty!

Personally I think that I prefer the 3 steps to being a "good guy":

1. Always tell the truth
2. Maintain excellent communication
3. Don't get a swelled head.
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You forgot the posting of the 10 most wanted list.
 
Who does this remind you of...
 

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Lets see...What all can Petey pretend to be...hmmm. A herpeculturist...an educator...an animal dealer...a law abiding citizen...a lawyer...and now:
a police officer??? (got this link from the aha )

http://www.livejournal.com/users/revxus/
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Here's the text from the link. And you're right Pete, you CAN'T do that sort of thing. If the Foundation that contracted your company had found that out, they would have been dropped on the spot. Pretty damn low.

Tue, Nov. 4th, 2003, 11:25 pm
You can't do that sort of thing...
I think I should start updating my journal every night, since most of my day takes place after I come home from work, and the excitements of the day are gone and then by the time morning comes... well, I forget.
I just thought of something... I should be a radio host! My stepdad always took me to his radio shows at the station since I was very young, so I know how everything works, how on-air activities take place - the basics! I think it would be fun.
The reason for the heading... well, I was upset because my work involves talking with people over the phone. You see at this time of year I am representing the Correctional Peace Officers and their Foundation; we raise funds for widows and orphans of officers "slain" in the line of duty, well, here's the quota: I have to meet a total of 6 sales per night to keep my job. Every night. 6 days a week. When I exceed my quota and reach 8 sales I qualify for "taps" (past customers who continously sponsor the program and donate), which betters my chances of making even more sales for even more bonus money! Well.. my 8th call was around 8:30pm, half hour before the end of the shift... and here I am pretending I am a "Peace Officer" and this sweet lady tells me she'd be more than happy to help with the minimum donation... after that she tells me her little 5 year old wants to speak to me because she loves the police, so I am on the phone pretending to be a police officer for this little girl, and I ask her age, name and compliment her by saying "well that's a very beautiful name" and I send her over to verification staff, a process we must all take in order to confirm the sale with management, and she happens to KICK OUT - meaning she changed her mind, so my sales went down to 7 for the night, couldn't do another one in a half hour even though I tried my hardest... but hey, life is tough, and for what i did for this lady and this little girl was nothing on my part, just being nice and friendly - and I have quotas to meet! And she changed her mind at the last minute... how sad... but well, at least I still have a job.
I need to be more like my wife - pessimistic instead of ostimistic, or is the other way around? I know I am the one who "doesn't see the forest for trees" or something like that...
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thanks Ophis...my wife is gagging now...would you really put up a picture of yourself with those abs???? Dude, petey needs to do some crunches!!!

yikes...wonder if his wife knows...hmmm. "no, hon...she's not my mistress...we just hang out."

greg
 
This is too funny ROTFLMAO

Hey Ladies,
Looks like he's available, lol!
 

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This thread is quicksand....

Pete is ridiculous.

Pete has and continues to give the hobby a bad name.

Pete has and will probably continue to break reptile and shipping laws.

Pete also sounds to me like a young man whose girlfriend got pregnant. They got married. He loves his son. The marriage didn't make it. He's trying to get on with his life.

Attack the actions. Attack the lying, the deceit, the law breaking, the ethics. Attack the behavior. Go after it. Absolutely.

Then ask yourselves if it's necessary, beneficial, or right to attack the rest of the person (or his abs).

Regardless of whom you're dealing with, please don't take any actions or make any statements that are beneath you.
 
Hmmm...seems to me that the personal attacks (at least on my email end) came out of his corner...

News to me on a divorce...his website still has his wife listed as his wife...I could care less about his personal life, but I also don't portray myself in a false light, and I don't send crude emails and pm's to people.

Can't stand the guy.

greg
 
As a general rule I'd agree with you Ms. Terese.

But THIS guy in particular has not only asked for it time and time again, he started it. I'm not making that an excuse, I think I HAVE learned that but, this guy is SUCH a piece of work that an open season on him is warranted. It may not be nice but sometimes you have to cull and this guy really needs culling if anyone ever did.

The sooner he is out of animals the better.
 
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