• Posted 12/19/2024.
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    I am still waiting on my developer to finish up on the Classifieds Control Panel so I can use it to encourage members into becoming paying members. Google Adsense has become a real burden on the viewing of this site, but honestly it is the ONLY source of income now that keeps it afloat. I tried offering disabling the ads being viewed by paying members, but apparently that is not enough incentive. Quite frankly, Google Adsense has dropped down to where it barely brings in enough daily to match even a single paid member per day. But it still gets the bills paid. But at what cost?

    So even without the classifieds control panel being complete, I believe I am going to have to disable those Google ads completely and likely disable some options here that have been free since going to the new platform. Like classified ad bumping, member name changes, and anything else I can use to encourage this site to be supported by the members instead of the Google Adsense ads.

    But there is risk involved. I will not pay out of pocket for very long during this last ditch experimental effort. If I find that the membership does not want to support this site with memberships, then I cannot support your being able to post your classified ads here for free. No, I am not intending to start charging for your posting ads here. I will just shut the site down and that will be it. I will be done with FaunaClassifieds. I certainly don't need this, and can live the rest of my life just fine without it. If I see that no one else really wants it to survive neither, then so be it. It goes away and you all can just go elsewhere to advertise your animals and merchandise.

    Not sure when this will take place, and I don't intend to give any further warning concerning the disabling of the Google Adsense. Just as there probably won't be any warning if I decide to close down this site. You will just come here and there will be some sort of message that the site is gone, and you have a nice day.

    I have been trying to make a go of this site for a very long time. And quite frankly, I am just tired of trying. I had hoped that enough people would be willing to help me help you all have a free outlet to offer your stuff for sale. But every year I see less and less people coming to this site, much less supporting it financially. That is fine. I tried. I retired the SerpenCo business about 14 years ago, so retiring out of this business completely is not that big if a step for me, nor will it be especially painful to do. When I was in Thailand, I did not check in here for three weeks. I didn't miss it even a little bit. So if you all want it to remain, it will be in your hands. I really don't care either way.

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    Some people have indicated that finding the method to contribute is rather difficult. And I have to admit, that it is not all that obvious. So to help, here is a thread to help as a quide. How to become a contributing member of FaunaClassifieds.

    And for the record, I will be shutting down the Google Adsense ads on January 1, 2025.
  • Responding to email notices you receive.
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    In short, DON'T! Email notices are to ONLY alert you of a reply to your private message or your ad on this site. Replying to the email just wastes your time as it goes NOWHERE, and probably pisses off the person you thought you replied to when they think you just ignored them. So instead of complaining to me about your messages not being replied to from this site via email, please READ that email notice that plainly states what you need to do in order to reply to who you are trying to converse with.

JoeP at DGS

Hey John, I was speaking about a  'local specific area' only and it's not around you. Ha ha. Well after threats from Polanco thru e-mail, he sent me a virus a few days ago. It didn't affect me. After receiving more bad press from him he banned me officially. I e-mailed him back this morning and advised him not to send me any more viruses. When I got home tonight I saw that wallah, he e-mailed me another virus. Words are one thing but intentionally trying to screw up my new $2,500.00 computer is very wrong! I strongly urge everyone not to deal with Polanco or especially open any e-mails from him.

Matt Lerer
 
Matt,

You can contact his ISP and report him, purposely sending viruses is probably one of the most childish, foolish, and underhanded things you can do, but then again...this should be of no surprise considering the source.
 
If you can provide evidence to authoritues that he is doing it intentionally, purposely sending someone a computer virus is probably illegal as well.

Anyone willing to look into this?  From the number of occurances of it being mentioned on just this forum, it certainly sounds probable that it is intentional.

It is my personal opinion that anyone that would purposely send someone a virus should be dealt with harshly.
 
sending a virus I can assure you is illegal, he'll get one nice big fine or serve time for it guarenteed, the FBI gets involved in cases like that, i would foward it all to your ISP security dept and his as well, do some searches because he may get thrown off line for that, there was a kid in FL i read about who got busted creating them and as part of his probation he wasnt alowed near a computer for several years, if he touched one he went to jail, id turn him in thats serious, if he dont get you #### get someone else, he already tried me once
 
Matt,
  Was the email Joe sent you disguised in any way? Did it have an attachment? I just noticed it looks like Joe has deleted all of your previous posts on his forum as far as I could tell.  It's really funny, because some of the responces to your posts are still there, but your original post isn't**LOL**
John Hedger
 
Hey John,

He sent them with attachments. But like I said on the first one, at least he warned me when he said ENJOY. That was very thoughtful. I won't look into legal actions or notify any authorities because his wrongful actions will be delt with in another way. Which would be worse, not being able to touch a computer for a year or not being able to buy any animals from some of the biggest dealers in the US? Hearing what goes on from a friend because you are not allowed on line, or hearing there is a shipment of emmys with one that has white to the head, knowing you are denied the opportunity to purchase it. Joe is already on the blacklist of many dealer in Florida. He has found this out already. The list of dealers and breeders is growing by the week. When I go to the expos and shows I CAN look people in the eye and hold my head up high because I know I have a good product and I don't intentionally try to screw others. My guess is Polanco will not be at the expo this year to kick the butts of: Matt, Danny, Tim, John, Mike, Ben.... I'm sure with all the dishonesty on his end he will just quietly crawl back into seclusion. Ever notice when Polanco starts to be 'moderator superior', that he gets ragged on by many people and then becomes extremely nice to new people on his forum? Something like "wow kid, I have never seen such a vibrantly colored water snake". "You know it always amazes me when I smell the butisimous odor of the musk from a water snake when they get spooked". As a matter of fact it reminds me of my favorite blueish snake 'Smell', ........... I mean 'Cell'. Anyway, no viruses overnight so Polanco has a stay of execution.

Matt Lerer
 
Hey Tim Bowles,

Please call me or e-mail me and give me your new address and phone numbers. I haven't heard from you.

Matt Lerer
 
"Side Note: Tom Burns, man I don't recall you ever saying ANY bad things about Joe or giving him a hard time on the forum. Hmm??"

Well... I'm sure I got my little digs in here & there . But I certainly always tried to at least stay on topic and avoid the childish name calling that was evident in Joe's e-mail to me. I always considered it to be Mike's forum, and tried to maintain a certain level of maturity out of respect for Mike (whom I consider a friend). Believe me, if I'd have known the forum was gonna eventually turn into such tool for Joe P to promote himself & his agendas, I would have certainly been booted a long time ago. I never cared for Joe P! In my mind his ego far outweighs his accomplishments. He once called himself "the most high profile person in the emerald world today". Well, judging by this string, I'd say he's finally right! LOL  
Tom Burns
 
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tom Burns @ Feb. 25 2002,09:00)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">In my mind his ego far outweighs his accomplishments. He once called himself "the most high profile person in the emerald world today". Well, judging by this string, I'd say he's finally right! LOL  </td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
DARN SKIPPY
at this date and time.....this has 3499 views.
Yes he is popular.
and so far I only see negative things posted on him.
Does anyone have anything nice to say?
 
Yeah! His ability to disguise his identity online is unparalled. His computer work is phenominal. He can send a virus at the drop of a dime. He can berate someone and then ban them before they can respond quicker than anybody. His threats of physical violence seem well planned and the way he articulates them is very Dennis Millerish. He always tries to be a spindoctor when it comes to protecting himself. That is very difficult to do correctly but he is close. So there are lots of good things about him. But I think the best one is probably having all of the computers in his house under parental control so nobody can read these forums. How embarrassing would that be.

Matt Lerer
 
Let's see, somthing positive about Joe?
Hmm...well, he's obviously got an incredible imagination...he should be writing children's books in fact.  He can come up with the most incredible stories from his decades of importing (with his invisible partner) but yet can't remember any of his lies from last week.  Does that count as positive?  <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

Matt, Tim, and any others that have purchased animals from him with less than favorable results should do the herp community a favor and report him to kingsnake.com because all of this is apparently not stopping him from posting adds there and eventually entrapping yet another unweary herper.
 
I just thought that this illustrates just how pompASS Joe Polanco can be.  The following is an exchange between him and Jeff B about a year ago...Joe distributed this to many over the internet no doubt editing it to his favor but it still pretty much shows what kind of person we're dealing with...This is about the time Joe broke off and started his own forums...
-------------------------------------------------------

Jan: 29th 2001
JMP to Jeff B.

Jeff:
It's time for another chat.
Please call, when you have a minute.


Jan: 29th 2001
Jeff B. to JMP

What about?


Jan: 29th 2001
JMP to Jeff B.

I'll call, the phone is lot friendlier medium.
I'm cleaning cages and will call soon.



Jan: 29th 2001
Jeff B. to JMP

No I think that this is best left by email.

You are posting ads for your arboreal classifieds in our
boa & python sections, the rules for which explicity
state that said sections are for posting animals for
sale wanted or trade ONLY.Your ads did NOT
have any specific animals for sale, no prices, no pictures.
In effect your are using OUR classifieds not to sell
YOUR animals but to sell animals FOR OTHERS
via our classifieds, others that are NOT registered
classified account holders, thereby allowing others
to circumvent the abuse/theft deterence of our
registration system and creating a security hole that
subjects us to any FTC violations and/or fraud
complaints that YOUR users might cause on your system
as well as allowing others the access to our classified traffic
without paying for it.

You are no longer using our classifieds to sell animals
but to sell your own competing services (even if they are free).
Not only did we not agree to let you do this, we asked you to stop
three times. We have NEVER allowed vendors to sell competing
classified services or hosting services on our site, nor are we
under ANY obligation to do so. To do so would be to allow
you to directly take revenues from our business through
loss of new account revenues and open us up to fraud and theft
complaints that we have no recourse or ability to resolve.

You have been warned 3 times, including last night, that you
were violating the site rules, and after the warning last night
you again attempted to post an ad for your classifieds.

While you may post animals YOU SPECIFICALLY have for sale
you may in no way shape or form advertise your competing service
(i.e. your classifieds or your arboreal site)on any of our services,
classifieds or forums.

If it happens again we will invoke the following clauses of our Terms
of Service, terms you agreed to...

* kingsnake.com reserves the right to terminate any account or refuse
service at our discretion.

You have rules and terms on your classifieds that you enforce,
so do we.



Jan: 29th 2001
JMP to Jeff B.

Jeff:

In so far as what you have posted below, No Problem.
However lets get a few things straight.

Your automated message does not constitute a warning. My site address is NOT
in anyway shape or form a violation of your T.O.S. unless you decide to
change them which is certainly within the your rights as your caveat states.
If you wish me to NOT do a thing, then have the common courtesy to address
me personally as to the specifics of the request. I am not a robot, nor do I
intend to be governed by one or as if I were one. I would have thought our
previous issue would have already established that point.

Have I shown myself to be an unreasonable or unsympathetic person to you in
anyway? Was it not a phone conversation initiated by me that saved you
$1000's of dollars? Do you think I OWED you that? I did it because it was
the right thing to do. I listened to your perspectives, was enlightenend and
agreed. I did recieve my requested new court date as I assured you I would. I then wrote the
court and dropped the issue also as I promised. I have honored every aspect
of our agreement to the letter. You on the other hand have completely
ignored one of the primary terms of that agreement. Allowing the defamatory
message on the Tree Boa Forum Is Closed page to remain up, contrary to your
word to remove it is I'm sure what, an oversite? Furthermore you have
allowed Trooper Walsh to continue his assault on my character on your
Chondro Python Forum. I know for a fact that you received complaints about
these as I have been CC'd the messages myself by the individuals who wrote them.
Have I as much as uttered a word to you about it? Have I ever posted in ANY
of your forums? NO , I have not. We are both completely aware that I am
fully capable of posting on any of them at any time I choose, but I have
not. I am an honorable man and keep my word.

In future if you wish to request of me that I NOT do a thing, please have
the decency to ask.

What is it with you? Do you really LOVE confrontation? Apparently so. I had
no desire to have this escalate at all. I wanted to hear from you what was
going on in a friendly decent manner. I was going to spend my dime on a 5
minute call to get an understanding of the whole thing. Apparently you
don't feel a need to be courteous. Fine, you want to be officious, I'll
play. It costs very little for me to seek relief and I would think you
would have understood that by now. If not, apparently that lesson must not
have been as clear as I hoped.

Try Ruling benevolently, it eats up a lot less energy and resources and you
might actually make a friend or two along the way.

Best Regards




Jan: 29th 2001
Jeff B. to JMP

I sent you 2 emails personally asking that you not
post your classified ad ads. See below:

( Two inserted message texts. Both politely requesting that I (jmp) not post Classified or Forum ads. )

I can send them individually so you can review the header info
but we did in fact send 2 emails asking that you stop.


We asked politely TWICE and you still did it. So we sent you a warning
last night and AGAIN you did it. I am not looking for a confrontation
but from your continued posting of the ads after being asked politely
TWICE and then warned I can only assume that you do seek a confrontation.

The boa forum index not being pulled was a simple mistake on our part
due to lack of staffing and overwork and this is the first I was aware
that it was still up. As well I can not find any email from you telling us it
was still up.

As to the posts you refer to by Mr. Walsh, we have told you that the
proper method for dealing with forum posts is to file a formal complaint
by email. As you recall thats how this got started in the first place.
Send us complaints with specific posts and we will deal with them.
If complaints were made that did not refer to specific posts we cannot
remove them. If you have copies of those complaints please forward them
to me and I will review them again.




Jan: 29th 2001
JMP to Jeff B.

Jeff:

My apologies for not having received either. I have no idea why I didn't get
them but the fact remains. Had I received them I certainly would certainly
have contacted you. At the very least I would have returned the emails.
Please accept my apology for continuing to post after the date of the first
email. Just a suggestion, but in future you might request a return
confirmation on such correspondence.

I am actually gratified that such is the case. Another simple case of
misunderstandings, generated via email. This is a prime example of the very
reason I detest doing business in this manner. Even for people like me who
have been in the electronic age since it's inception, releasing old values
of a handshake and a real voice on the phone are hard to part with.

Thank you for your timely response.
Joe P.



Feb: 27th 2001
Jeff B. to JMP

Please stop posting advertisements for your cages in the
Boa & Python Classifieds. Those sections are strictly for
animals. You can post the ads in the cage section but not
the animal sections. Those are strictly for animals. We are
not singleing you out, we are removing all non-animal ads from
the animal sections.


    Subject:
    Re: Cage Ads
    Date:
    Fri, 23 Feb 2001 13:38:44 -0600
    From:
    Jeff Barringer <[email protected]>
    To:
    [email protected]
   
    Please stop posting advertisements for your cages in the
    Boa & Python Classifieds. Those sections are strictly for
    animals. You can post the ads in the cage section but not
    the animal sections. Those are strictly for animals. We are
    not singleing you out, we are removing all non-animal ads from
    the animal sections.
   



Feb: 27th 2001
JMP to Jeff B.

Jeff:

I don't want to create another problem, but I do want to market my enclosures to people who want to see them. I
have not done this falsely by advertising an animal I don't own and then putting my products behind it as in this
ad  http://www.kingsnake.com/market/boid/messages/20660.html  . I would never have mentioned it, but I
can't imagine that you have taken it upon yourself to call me on the carpet for having placed my ad in the Boa
and Python pages without first having had it brought to your attention by some obviously disgruntled party. So, if
I am to not be allowed to advertise these enclosures in places where people I know will be interested in them
will see them and in which the response has been tremendously well received and interest in them has been very
high I will begin calling many of such ads to your attention.

Why for instance should I, and individual hobbist, be required to compete with XXXXXXXX, a commercial retail
chain, when there is clearly a Commercial Dealer section? I think it would be a diservice if you forbid them to
advertise in the Boa or Python or whatever section. By the same token, I feel it's a diservice by forbiding me to.
Do I have to post some lead in ad for some animal and then follow it with my enclosures? Why should that be
necessary? You can get as picky as you like, but please show some discretion. Tell the whiners to piss off. This
is clearly a no harm no foul situation.

I'm anxious to hear your thoughts although I know your time is limited.

Thanks
Joe P.



Feb: 27th 2001
Jeff B. to JMP

Joe....

The rules for the classified sections are specific. If its not an animal it doesn't belong in that section.
Your posts were not reported to me, I patrol the classifieds daily. If you see ANY non-animal ads in the animal
section please do call them to our attention and they will be removed.

As I said in my email we are not singleing you out, we have sent over 100 such emails over the past 30 days and
have removed appx 300 non-animal ads.

The commercial section is a no holds barred area where any business can post any ad they like, and as many ads
as they like as long as the ads are herp related in some format. We don't make a distinction
between a hobbyist and commercial vendors. If you post something for sale that makes you a business. We do
not prevent or forbid businesses from advertising in the other sections, nor do we prevent hobbyists from posting
in the commercial section, but we do limit posts to all sections BUT the commercial section to 3 posts per day,
and all ads have to be topic specific in those sections.



    CHRONOLOGIC NOTATION:
    At this point several non-incidental days passed. On March 3rd I again posted an ad, this ad I composed
    for usniveral use on several classifeds. It contain a pair of animal I was selling AND an ad for my cage
    line.
    This ad was deleted in lue of the fact that there were ads both before it and after it containing
    specifically CAGES. Subsequently the ad was customized specifically for KS and yet was deleted 3
    more times, the last of which was a simple “reference” mentioning IF anyone needed a cage in which
    to keep their new acquisition (the snake I was advertising) to visit my ad in the Kingsnake Caging
    section. Even such a benign reference as this was deleted, but, all around ads advertising everything
    from misting systems to pro-biotics were allowed to stand unquestioned. Admittedly this got under my
    skin and the following email exchange ensued.





Mar: 6th 2001
JMP to Jeff B.


Jeff:
As long as others on your forum are mentioning non-snake items I am going to do so also.
This is simply to inform you. You have had a hard on for me for quite a while and I guess that it's only going to
be resolved one way. If this is what you want, then I'm game.
Don't remove any more of my ads as long as a single one is allowed to remain that mentions in any way shape or
from anything other than a snake. No "come visit my site" no "don't forget to buy this" no "please check out"
.....nothing. I won't be harrassed without it costing you. I've had enough. I have abided by the agreement, you have
not.
Any further infringment on my posts will cost you some legal fees, and I think you know I'm not kidding.





Mar: 7th 2001
Jeff B. to JMP


NO sir....

Just because others are violating the rules as well does NOT give you the permission to violate them.

You have now posted cage ads twice in the boid section and attempted to post an ad for your classifieds after
you had been asked not to. I have records of over 10 requests sent to you to politely stop.

Additionally I am also aware of your SPAMMING users of our service with ads for your competing service
directly from our classifieds.

If I hear/see of any of these again I will terminate your account and if you want to pursue it further thats fine. I
am not going to be pushed around by you any longer. I will bankrupt this business fighting you on this if I have to
but I am telling you, you don't want to cross that line sir.

I may not have any money but I will spend every penny I have in this business fighting you on this. This is my
web site not yours. Its not yours to make the rules, or to violate the rules.





Mar: 7th 2001
JMP to Jeff B.

Jeff:

Consider your next move carefully. There will be no second retractions. You will accomplish nothing. I will
continue to SPAM (as you put it) your users. I will simply use alternate posting address jump pages to post my
ads all over every forum you have. You'll see 10 times more of me than you ever did.

YES sir.....

I will do exactly that.
YES sir......
If you want to play this hand out... CONSIDER ME IN!!!!....



Mar: 7th 2001
JMP to Jeff B.


Jeff:

I didn't read your entire post...

Let me invite you to terminate my account right not because I fully intend to post whatever I wish whereever I
wish as long as in my estimation, I am being singled out.

You WILL get your wish and your opportunity to make as many lawyers wealthy as you like.

It is I who no longer intend to sowcow to your little empire mainia. If you believe the rest of this business
community is here to have you delegate to it, you're about to learn an expensive lesson.

I on the other hand am not.

I'm am an individual. As such, not required to answer to any out of state claims filed against me.
You on the other hand are a corporation, required by federal statue to answer all claims via registered legal
agent in the state of the claim.

Its going to cost me $32.00 and a little bit of my time. Time very well spent I might ad, as I will handly win a
judgement for damages almost without constest. You see, you by law MUST be fair and equitable, even if I don't
chose to be.

You choose the road. I'll travel either. I have attempted to be polite, respectful and cooperative. However, I am
in this for the money, not to make you happy. You want a piece of me... No XXXXXXX (edited out as this
explitive was inappropriate for underaged readers) problem pally.

See your boy in court, unless you actually choose to be SMART for once.
Of course...that would be too #### much to ask.

Joe P.


Mar: 7th 2001
Jeff B. to JMP


Sir...

My next move is to continue to follow the posted classified site policy. If you choose to violate that policy
again, after being sent numerous warnings, warnings that many others have received, and responding
with threats, then I will have no choice but to continue to follow our policy, and terminate your account.

You will spend your money and file another lawsuit. I in response will do the same. Based on the documentation
you have sent below, you have just made a terroristic threat against our internet business and its users, and
customers, one that may be prosecutable under the Federal National Infrastructure Protection Act. If you proceed
with your threat we will have no choice but to file a criminal complaint with the FBI.

At this point Joe I have nothing to lose. I don't really care anymore and I want to go out in a blaze of glory, the
more public the better. If your the guy that wants to hand me the match and the gasoline
thats fine, but remember I'm going to take you with me. Just think, you'll be famous, or wait, thats INFAMOUS
isn't it.




Mar: 7th 2001
JMP to Jeff B.

Like I said son....

I'm gonna do what I'm gonna do.. and you do whatever blows your skit up.

The more infamous you make me, the more traffic my site gets.

It's simply a rule of the internet. Site traffic sell ad space.

You have a lovely day.

BTW Threatening court action isn't considerd terroristic, and your rules do not constitue the rule of law.
Just in case you didn't know.

Have fun at the FBI site. I'll see you very expensive attorney in downtown Cincinnati.

Blaze away, there will be someone standing right there ready to fill the spot, of that you can be certain.
 
Danny,

OH MY GOD!!! Polanco was and still is out of control. He wants everyone to bow to him. I went through the same thing. I've had plenty of "now be a good boy and do what I say", "that's a good boy you're learning", and so on. I thought it was just me he was doing that to. SORRY JEFF! I feel really bad for you. Not because he said those things to you but because you couldn't hit him across the face with a 2x4 in mid sentence. I know violence doesn't solve anything but in your case it was warrented. This comes as a total shock to me and this convinces me that Polanco has a screw loose! Does Jeff know that still everytime you post arboreals on kingsnake, you get an e-mail from D-G-S stating that you should be posting on his site. It's automatic. I don't think he will even be allowed to walk into Daytona! I am still in shock! It's always the weak that speak to others like that. I guarantee Polanco wouldn't speak like that to Jeff's face. It's a case of COMPUTER TOUGH GUY! Polanco, you need to seek some help.

Matt Lerer
 
<img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'> Does Polameco have an actual website that I can attac...er... visit?

Mac
 
<img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>  Never Mind.... I found him.

Mac
 
Matt, I know you'll probably be very upset when I tell you this, but...you're not the only "boy".  Sorry man.  <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

I got ALOT of the "Listen sonny.." and "I've been breeding these animals before you were born.." phrases too.  Joe loves to condescend..but as you point out, only over the computer lines because he doesn't do squat in person.  

As for kingsnake.com, I don't know if Jeff is aware that Joe solicits his paying customers but someone who's experienced it should definitely forward the email to Jeff.  This is a common behavior for Joe as well.  When I kicked him off of my Corallus list a couple of years ago, he signed on under a fake email and whenever somone posted on my list he would email them inviting them to his newly created "arboreals" list.  Hence the reason the membership to the two lists are almost identical except for the fact that I have many more individuals on mine that came along AFTER Polanco was booted for like the 3rd time.  I'm confident that he still maintains his presence on my list under a fake name even today.

This is going to be the best year YET at Daytona.  I'm glad I bought a new digital video camera.

<img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>
 
Dang Danny come on, JP  was just reposting every topic we were talking about...no biggie really...he did come up with his own cure for respiratory infections in snakes...remember....put them on a eucalyptus substrate.....that will cure what ails em....or kill em! Maybe rub some ointment on their bellies?! Well he is an independent and imaginative thinker. It was a blessing when he kicked me off his list for being friends with you...I've avoided so much frustration by not having to receive nasty emails from him!
 
*LOL*  <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>
I forgot about the eucalyptus treatment Doug...

Don't forget pouring hydrogen peroxide into their eyes too and be careful that they don't soak any of it up through their hygroscopic skin.  All past choice pieces of "advice" from ole JP...things you could only pick up after YEARS of experience with the species...

Sorry I got you kicked off of such an "original" list...you must be missing out on tons Doug....my bad.

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WOW
Go away for a day or 3 and all this new info on the godlike JoeP comes to light.  Seems we've estblished several facts about him.
1. he sells sick and misrepresnted animals
2.  he lies
3. he tries to get others to lie for him too
4.  he threatens those who expose him
5. he's a master BS'er
6.  he will sue you if he doesn't get his way

I think that about covers it.

By the way, when i got to the reptile show this saturday, he wasn't thier, so I didn't get my a$$whoopin. <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>
 
WOW OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!
no Joe posts today I cant believe it  <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>
you know hes beating Jerry right now by 2000 views and over 20 posts LMAO  Jerry fell back to the 3rd page
way to go Joe <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>
I better be queit or #### wanna spank me to lol
 
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