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Mythical Man

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Here is a game where we try to list the attributes of the perfect man. One item at a time, we will try to construct a mythical male model of perfection. This construct may not ever be seen in reality, but as they say, our reach should exceed our grasp...... :raspberry

1) Can stop and ask for directions when lost.

OK, who's next?:... :D
 
2) ALWAYS puts the toilet seat back down.....AND changes the roll when its empty! :D
 
Brings roses and chocolate even when it's NOT a special occasion.....
 
Knows how to cook gourmet meals, does so without complaining, cleans up afterwards, and still has the energy to give an incredible massage (along with whatever else that might lead to.)
 
Never gives an affirmative answer when you ask if a particular pair of jeans makes you look fat..... :rofl:
 
Has the ability to do laundry without turning any of it funny colors or shrinking it so it will only fit the dog, and actually DOES it!!
 
This is not an illusion....

Ladies, ladies, ladies.... that man is not mythical!!! He's living, breathing, and is right now making me a cup of coffee. :) Sorry I had to steal him off the market, but if cloning humans becomes the wave of the future, I'm sure he'd volunteer.

Have to run, he's taking me shopping after breakfast! ;-)

:wavey:
 
I was going to say that you are fortunate, indeed, Ms. Terese, but on reflection, fortune has nothing to do with it, your own good attributes make you a fitting mate for such a person. I think you are both fortunate to have found each other, and I am happy for you.


For the rest of us, we continue to map out in our imaginations the ideal guy.

Yes. One who will go shopping on Sunday Morning.......any further qualities y'all want to add? We can continue this thread, even though Ms. Terese has a fine guy, we can continue to dream of others we might like to have....
 
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How about one that doesn't think that appreciates the hours you spent planting flower bulbs, and doesn't consider them, "just something else to mow around"? :>poke2<:
 
And who actually will take you to a plant nursery, not fuss at the purchase of plants in pots with dirt going into his pristinely clean vacuumed truck when you buy 10 potted roses knowing there is no more space in the garden... :rofl:

Hey they were on SALE!
 
Ok, how about one that can chase that pesky gopher out of your lawn without using anything that does more damage than than gopher?? (i.e. explosive devices and small machinery) :hehe:
 
I have less and less lawn as time goes by, so I would just sweetly ask that lawn damage done by such be turned into more new garden areas...... :D


How about finding a guy who would actually take a whole day to help mulch the gardens?
 
lucille said:
I have less and less lawn as time goes by, so I would just sweetly ask that lawn damage done by such be turned into more new garden areas...... :D


How about finding a guy who would actually take a whole day to help mulch the gardens?
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LOL, I'm glad you can come up with something positive out of the whole gopher thing...unfortunately, I see the this morning the gopher has returned, unharmed and armed for yet more digging!! :bawling:

As far as the man spending all day mulching....heck, I'd just be happy if he didn't "accidentally" MOW flowers and turn THEM into mulch!!! :raspberry
 
I'd be happy to find a guy who LIKED going to reptile shows and pet shops.

Had one of those once, but I couldn't afford to keep him and he screwed around on me.......
 
I have not yet been to a reptile show, I agree it would be terrific to find someone I like to go with...
 
How about a guy who doesn't think that airing clothes out on the window is the same as washing them. Oh, and a guy who actually has a butt. So few guys actually have butts these days.
 
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